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[Log4Girlz]

This deserves more love

I don't want to go to jail

 

[SmithnCo]

Dong Expanded

 

[Squalor]

This deserves more love

No, we're giving it just the tip of appreciation.

 

[AuthenticM]

It's good to see your tax money being used to keep the country safe from such dangerous and savage criminals.

 

[Replicant]

Only $30?

IKR? My massage therapist charges $100 ($60 with private health) and he doesn't even do happy ending.

I feel ripped off.

 

[Hyun Sai]

She is lucky to be alive, I guess.

 

[……forgetit]

王

I Don't understand.....

 

[HappyBivouac]

I Don't understand.....

His name isn't actually Wang. His name is 王.

Just like the masseuse's name is not actually Dong.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Does she take it if I pay her?

Spoiler

I've had yet to Creampie.....

 

[evilromero]

I just can't believe this is illegal.

 

[Randy Monk]

I just can't believe this is illegal.

America, land of the free and home of the brave.

 

[Fbh]

You need a license to give massages?

Also whats the difference between an illegal massage parlor and a legal erotic message parlor?

hahah I was thinking the same thing.

I understand going to a massage school in order to learn how to give good massages.

But you can get in trouble for not having a license?

 

[zulfate]

her name is dong wey....no one else sees that? come on spanish-english gaf.

also its a fucking hand job jesus christ, i have always agreed that prostitutes should have a proper place to work and be regulated.

 

[……forgetit]

His name isn't actually Wang. His name is 王.

Just like the masseuse's name is not actually Dong.

And how is it pronounced? I legitimately want to know.

 

[Lindbergh]

And how is it pronounced? I legitimately want to know.

Wáng

 

[……forgetit]

Wáng

Umm..... Okay then?

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Umm..... Okay then?

Sounds like Jaun.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Only $30?

only? that's the same price as an italian dinner

 

[Zee_truly evil]

This reminded me of a SouthPark episode :lol

 

[PogiJones]

only? that's the same price as an italian dinner

Is this the longest-running ghost to haunt a gaffer? It still gets me.

 

[Klyka]

So if she marries the owner her name would be Dong Wang?

 

[Menome]

Obligatory reference from The Kentucky Fried Movie:

http://youtu.be/Lydiy-VcB_4?t=24s

 

[Kwixotik]

So did he get the handjob?

 

[Qvoth]

So if she marries the owner her name would be Dong Wang?

no, that's not how chinese surnames work

 

[block tower]

love me a good dry hj

 

[Tevious]

Just so you guys know, as I'm currently living in Korea, Dong (Korean 동, Chinese 董 ) isn't pronounced how you think it is. The 'o' in Dong is pronounced with an 'o' sound, not an 'augh' sound. Also, the 'a' in Wang makes an 'augh' sound, not an 'ay" sound (Korean 왕, Chinese 王 ). Sure, same spelling, but the pronunciation isn't. I have a friend named Dong Bin, and no, he is not named after a trash bin full of dongs. Most Korean names are connected to Chinese symbols and they share some of the same names, so the pronunciation is the same.

Apparently, they offer handjobs/blowjobs here at barbers and massage parlors. I've heard that places with double spinning barber poles are the ones that do that.

 

[GraveHorizon]

So... what's wrong with a masseuse giving handjobs? Who is this bothering?

 

[figadapaura]

Dong and Wang.

Sure.

 

[JoeInky]

So... what's wrong with a masseuse giving handjobs? Who is this bothering?

It's prostitution and prostitution is... destroying the... morals and... integrity of your country.


Or something like that.

 

[boiled goose]

I have no problem with prostitution but it frequently involves cohersion, human trafficking, etc.

Arresting the prostitute is assinine

 

[Majine]

I'm shocked there is a modern Simpsons joke that is this well-built.

 

[Moppet13]

Is this the longest-running ghost to haunt a gaffer? It still gets me.

Did some gaffer pay 30 dollars for a shitty dinner or something?

 

[MThanded]

She was just dong her job.

 

[SliceSabre]

You could say the place got jacked.

 

[maniac-kun]

Why is a handjob illegal in the USA?

 

[masud]

So... what's wrong with a masseuse giving handjobs? Who is this bothering?

Well these parlors are often staffed by sex slaves. Of course that problem would be solved by legalizing prostitution but until then I don't see anything wrong with the police shutting them down,

 

[CadetMahoney]

I thought gloryholes where legal?

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

What a waste of tax payer money. A handjob; so what.

Why is a handjob illegal in the USA?

Something, something, Bible. Here, have a gun.

 

[Log4Girlz]

So... what's wrong with a masseuse giving handjobs? Who is this bothering?

God.

 

[GorillaJu]

I can think of a few good reasons to outlaw prostitution: spread of STDs is inevitable, may draw female population into a career path that wastes their abilities, hard for prostitutes to raise a family and maintain a marriage, bad record with violence, drugs and generally seedy incidents, etc.

Yes, it's 'murika, so guns, bibles etc. but I don't think those are actually the reason why prostitution hasn't been legalized.

 

[Zombine]

This always runs through my mind when I hear shit like this.

 

[linsivvi]

I can think of a few good reasons to outlaw prostitution:
spread of STDs is inevitable,

So let's outlaw premarital sex while we are at it.

may draw female population into a career path that wastes their abilities,

And working 12 hours shifts at a fastfood shop for minimum wage isn't?

hard for prostitutes to raise a family and maintain a marriage,

Women should stay at home and raise their kids!

bad record with violence, drugs and generally seedy incidents, etc.

So are you saying they should ban rap music or the entire entertainment industry?

Yes, it's 'murika, so guns, bibles etc. but I don't think those are actually the reason why prostitution hasn't been legalized.

At least you got half of this right. Guns really have nothing to do with it.

 

[Rentahamster]

I can think of a few good reasons to outlaw prostitution: spread of STDs is inevitable, may draw female population into a career path that wastes their abilities, hard for prostitutes to raise a family and maintain a marriage, bad record with violence, drugs and generally seedy incidents, etc.

Yes, it's 'murika, so guns, bibles etc. but I don't think those are actually the reason why prostitution hasn't been legalized.

All those bad things you mentioned can largely be attributed to the fact that prostitution is illegal in the first place.

 

[linsivvi]

^^^ that too.

 

[IISANDERII]

Why is a handjob illegal in the USA?

Because big business can't benefit from it.

 

[rpmurphy]

Just a correction: Dong is pronounced such that it rhymes with Joan.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

I mean, client gets some comfort, masseuse makes some extra scratch.

I'm not seeing a problem here.

 

[Tallshortman]

lol NYPD having undercover cops stake out massage parlors for HJ's? Even for prostitution that's some low hanging fruit.

 

[loaf of bread]

I thought Dong is a male name?

 

[KissVibes]

I dunno, I would believe that cops tricked someone that doesn't understand english into agreeing to preform a sexual act for money with very vague wording.