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Spaghetti O's Remembers Pearl Harbor

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i'm having trouble figuring out the family dynamic. is it husband, wife, kid, grandpa or husband, wife, kid, creepy uncle?
 
Funny how their stupid tweet worked a treat on people reading this board and probably others too. The trick to modern marketing is to do stupid shit on social media so that people talk about it. It's all very meta.
 
Alucrid said:
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i'm having trouble figuring out the family dynamic. is it husband, wife, kid, grandpa or husband, wife, kid, creepy uncle?
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Guy in the middle seems to be one of the two adults father. I assume this because of the grey beard on his mouth/gut part.
 
Spaghetti-O-Mouth-gate has been very stressful to me. It's like one of those images that looks like it's moving or one where the geometry doesn't make sense
 
I'd seen the Pearl Harbor tweet earlier and thought it was pretty funny but now this thread is seriously causing me some form of light mental trauma. The SpaghettiOs family, the mouth/lip/chin thing... I need an adult.
 
LaserBuddha said:
Spaghetti-O-Mouth-gate has been very stressful to me. It's like one of those images that looks like it's moving or one where the geometry doesn't make sense
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It is giving me a headache. Trying to make sense of it all. If Spaghetti-O's won't make sense then nothing will.
 
I'm really confused. It doesn't seem very controversial to me.
 
-Cade said:
I'd seen the Pearl Harbor tweet earlier and thought it was pretty funny but now this thread is seriously causing me some form of light mental trauma. The SpaghettiOs family, the mouth/lip/chin thing... I need an adult.
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I am an adult

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edit: And I can't eat the spaghetti kind without wanting to throw up. Speghetti-o's are close to being human dog food
 
Alucrid said:
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i'm having trouble figuring out the family dynamic. is it husband, wife, kid, grandpa or husband, wife, kid, creepy uncle?
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THIS RAISES MORE QUESTIONS

IF THE WHITE PART IS THE BOTTOM LIP THEN WHY IS HER LIPSTICK BELOW HER LIP?
 
This is the most unexpectedly random hilarious and entertaining thread I've seen in awhile. The later I stay up the funnier it all becomes.
 
Alright, I'll ask. How do they mate?

Shit, what if the white things are veils, or surgical masks? What if the Spaghetti-o people are from a post-apocalyptic future, where they've been radiated into these weird mutant freaks and the air is toxic?
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Alright, I'll ask. How do they mate?

Shit, what if the white things are veils, or surgical masks? What if the Spaghetti-o people are from a post-apocalyptic future, where they've been radiated into these weird mutant freaks and the air is toxic?
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Spaghetti-O's are people? D:

Aiko Heiwa said:
i don't understand this thread

what is going on at spaghetii o's?

why do they still make them without little wieners in them?
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That just raises more questions on mating.
 
Well I think I've solved the white space mystery. It's a remnant of Mr. O that Spaghetti people have evolved not to need anymore. Their whole body used to be a white mass surrounded by a singular spaghetti ring, but over time the spaghetti took over more and more of the body until that white space was an unnecessary organ, a reminder of the past sort of like your appendix.

here's a video showing Mr. O back when the white part was actually his body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWq0bh5XzE
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Alright, I'll ask. How do they mate?

Shit, what if the white things are veils, or surgical masks? What if the Spaghetti-o people are from a post-apocalyptic future, where they've been radiated into these weird mutant freaks and the air is toxic?
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Freaky Fred said:
Well I think I've solved the white space mystery. It's a remnant of Mr. O that Spaghetti people have evolved not to need anymore. Their whole body used to be a white mass surrounded by a singular spaghetti ring, but over time the spaghetti took over more and more of the body until that white space was an unnecessary organ, a reminder of the past sort of like your appendix.

here's a video showing Mr. O back when the white part was actually his body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWq0bh5XzE
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This thread... I can't
 
kitschykitty said:
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what is going on in their social media teams
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Is nobody else going to comment on how excessively the clone tool was used for this image? I feel like I'm looking at an NES tilemap.

My guess: take a picture of a bowl of Spaghetti O's, copy and clone it into a picture of a bathtub. Because filling an actual bathtub would be prohibitively expensive.
 
abe_bly said:
Is nobody else going to comment on how excessively the clone tool was used for this image? I feel like I'm looking at an NES tilemap.

My guess: take a picture of a bowl of Spaghetti O's, copy and clone it into a picture of a bathtub. Because filling an actual bathtub would be prohibitively expensive.
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Given how cheap the stuff must be to make, I doubt it. More likely the whole thing is just too disgusting to contemplate.

Looking at the image makes me feel a little ill.
 
abe_bly said:
Is nobody else going to comment on how excessively the clone tool was used for this image? I feel like I'm looking at an NES tilemap.

My guess: take a picture of a bowl of Spaghetti O's, copy and clone it into a picture of a bathtub. Because filling an actual bathtub would be prohibitively expensive.
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You mean they didn't really fill the bowl with Spaghetti O's. D:
 
abe_bly said:
Is nobody else going to comment on how excessively the clone tool was used for this image? I feel like I'm looking at an NES tilemap.

My guess: take a picture of a bowl of Spaghetti O's, copy and clone it into a picture of a bathtub. Because filling an actual bathtub would be prohibitively expensive.
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Well, assuming that the average bathtub is 70 gallons (It was the first amount I found) and the cans of SpaghettiOs we're using are the traditional 15 ounce cans, it would take 597 cans of SpaghettiOs to fill a bathtub. At Amazon (not the best price but I don't know offhand what the price of SpaghettiOs in a brick and mortar store is), I can get 12 cans for $14.37. That makes the total price to fill this hypothetical bathtub $714.10 after rounding up.

Roughly. And my math may have died at some point.
 
Lissar said:
Given how cheap the stuff must be to make, I doubt it. More likely the whole thing is just too disgusting to contemplate.

Looking at the image makes me feel a little ill.
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I loved the stuff as a kid, but now it makes me ill too. Like, how was my palate that poor defined? smh

Aiko Heiwa said:
You mean they didn't really fill the bowl with Spaghetti O's. D:
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I think you mean O:

-Cade said:
Well, assuming that the average bathtub is 70 gallons (It was the first amount I found) and the cans of SpaghettiOs we're using are the traditional 15 ounce cans, it would take 597 cans of SpaghettiOs to fill a bathtub. At Amazon (not the best price but I don't know offhand what the price of SpaghettiOs in a brick and mortar store is), I can get 12 cans for $14.37. That makes the total price to fill this hypothetical bathtub $714.10 after rounding up.

Roughly. And my math may have died at some point.
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That is a disgusting amount of O's. Thanks for doing the math! Although, if we're giving them the benefit of the doubt, only a fraction of the tub is shown, and it's not filled all the way to the top.
 
abe_bly said:
I loved the stuff as a kid, but now it makes me ill too. Like, how was my palate that poor defined? smh



I think you mean O:



That is a disgusting amount of O's. Thanks for doing the math! Although, if we're giving them the benefit of the doubt, only a fraction of the tub is shown, and it's not filled all the way to the top.
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Not only that, but they could likely get it at cost, which would be much lower than my already jacked up Amazon prices. Until SpaghettiOs reveals the cost at which SpaghettiOs is made, along with the size and portion filled of the tub used, we all just have to dream of blowing nearly three quarters of a grand on filling a tub with SpaghettiOs ourselves.

Lionel Mandrake said:
Goddamn. How great would it be if this was the last thread before all existence suddenly ceased?
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I would be honored to have been a part of it because it couldn't get better than this.
 
Freaky Fred said:
Well I think I've solved the white space mystery. It's a remnant of Mr. O that Spaghetti people have evolved not to need anymore. Their whole body used to be a white mass surrounded by a singular spaghetti ring, but over time the spaghetti took over more and more of the body until that white space was an unnecessary organ, a reminder of the past sort of like your appendix.

here's a video showing Mr. O back when the white part was actually his body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWq0bh5XzE
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This thread goes deep
Ive never learned so much about Spaghetti-Os in my life

I wanna major in Spaghetti-Os
 
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