Please, bless my shoes oh prophet of god. I need really comfortable shoes for work.
tillla kinno doodoo palooosha makka likkky toofooo
Please, bless my shoes oh prophet of god. I need really comfortable shoes for work.
You cant have a thread like this on gaf without a bunch of disrespectful people.
Want a real answer...? Or do you want it in tongues? See..What is being disrespected?
I guess.Probably because the idea that spirit energy can take control of tongues doesn't deserve respect. I believe that the Sonic universe exists within our universe, but no one respects that.
Want a real answer...? Or do you want it in tongues? See..
Well atleast you know whats being disrepected. Asking that silly question.I didn't get a real answer or an answer in tongues, just a flippant one that makes you look like a hypocrite.
Well atleast you know whats being disrepected. Asking that silly question.
tillla kinno doodoo palooosha makka likkky toofooo
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..Why should anyone respect someone who acts like you do?
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..
What most people forget is that speaking in tongues in the biblical sense means you have to be speaking a real language. Not hysteria-induced gibberish, but an actual foreign language like aramaic or hebrew.
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected
I wont do that I have a cousin that believes that I dont disrespect him. I would feel disrespected if I were you if thats how you truly feel.Well I truly believe I'm god, so if you dispute that or make fun of me, am I being disrespected?
I guess that gives you the go ahead. This is the internet though so go do it at your hearts content.Why should sincerity of belief exempt you from having people point out the flaws in said belief? You want us to treat a clearly fallacious hypothesis with kid-gloves so we don't hurt people's widdle feelings? No way.
I wont do that I have a cousin that believes that I dont disrespect him. I would feel disrespected if I were you if thats how you truly feel.
What most people forget is that speaking in tongues in the biblical sense means you have to be speaking a real language. Not hysteria-induced gibberish, but an actual foreign language like aramaic or hebrew.
I used to think it was crazy.
The first time I experienced it my mother was praying while driving. I thought she was having a seizure or something and we are going to crash and die.
I was like "mom MOM are you ok the road!". She shook out of it and explained she was fully in control of everything except her tounge (it sounded like gibberish to me)
Years later I was pickIng up my wife from work. My best friend called me and told me goodbye he was about to commit suicide. I felt so helpless and started praying an outpouring to the lord. All of the sudden I lost control of my tongue and started speaking gibberish.. Wife got in the car and looked at me like I was crazy (felt like I was yet at the same time filled with "sonething" the spirit I guess). For the entire 45 min ride home gibberish. came from my mouth including music (humming?) like a monk, of which I had very little control. It was a Wierd feeling ... Like you are totally in control of yourself yet there is an outpouring from your mouth ... I guess that's where the saying "filled with the spirit" came from.
It eventually subsided ... My friend I finally got ahold of and he didn't go through with the suicide.
Ever since then I've been able to talk in tongues basically on command although I rarely do it. I'm really not a good Christian, at the time I barely went to church although I've started back recently.
Not sure what to think of it although I've thought about seeing a Pentecostal pastor just to talk about it.
You have to understand GAF, while I'm not "atheist I hate God and the church" GAF, I'm definitely not Jesus bible pumping GAF either (does that exist lol).
Anyone else have an experience with tongues?
The adults chalked it up to him not having enough faith, and I bought it at the time. It's a sad and dangerous thing, in retrospect.
Xenoglossia (speaking in unknown or ancient languages) is far more impressive as evidence than glossolalia (pure gibberish).
THIS. The Pentacost miracle was that the apostles in the Upper Room were granted the ability to speak foreign languages, and went out to preach to the people, speaking in the language that each would understand.
Oh well, pity that doesn't actually happen.
ThanksA blessing upon you my child.
THIS. The Pentacost miracle was that the apostles in the Upper Room were granted the ability to speak foreign languages, and went out to preach to the people, speaking in the language that each would understand.
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..
I need to learn how to say every major curse word backwards and go to one of these churches.
I used to think it was crazy.
The first time I experienced it my mother was praying while driving. I thought she was having a seizure or something and we are going to crash and die.
I was like "mom MOM are you ok the road!". She shook out of it and explained she was fully in control of everything except her tounge (it sounded like gibberish to me)
Years later I was pickIng up my wife from work. My best friend called me and told me goodbye he was about to commit suicide. I felt so helpless and started praying an outpouring to the lord. All of the sudden I lost control of my tongue and started speaking gibberish.. Wife got in the car and looked at me like I was crazy (felt like I was yet at the same time filled with "sonething" the spirit I guess). For the entire 45 min ride home gibberish. came from my mouth including music (humming?) like a monk, of which I had very little control. It was a Wierd feeling ... Like you are totally in control of yourself yet there is an outpouring from your mouth ... I guess that's where the saying "filled with the spirit" came from.
It eventually subsided ... My friend I finally got ahold of and he didn't go through with the suicide.
Ever since then I've been able to talk in tongues basically on command although I rarely do it. I'm really not a good Christian, at the time I barely went to church although I've started back recently.
Not sure what to think of it although I've thought about seeing a Pentecostal pastor just to talk about it.
You have to understand GAF, while I'm not "atheist I hate God and the church" GAF, I'm definitely not Jesus bible pumping GAF either (does that exist lol).
Anyone else have an experience with tongues?
I grew up in a non-religious environment and I think the first reference to "speaking in tongues" I came across was in an episode of The Simpsons.
My sister and I did watch the documentary Jesus Camp several years ago and we laughed our arses off at the kinds of things that go on in these places.
Personally I don't put too much stock into the concept. The phrase speaking in tongues referred to the disciples speaking in other already established languages to reach out to people in foreign lands so I would attribute it more to a English only speaker suddenly being able to speak German to preach to someone, in other words, something you don't see very often if you see it at all.
The idea of someone rapidly speaking in another language that no one else can understand leads me to believe that there is some baser psychological factor at work with what we describe as speaking in tongues in modern times.
I'm not Pentecostal, though, and my experiences in those churches has led me to doubt a lot of the things that occur in their weekly services.
Sad to see this post being ignored. ;(Being raised in a Bible Belt and being dragged all over the place, I've seen it a lot.
I was like 14 or so, and I'm in this little shack of a church in the middle of nowhere. Congregation of twenty or so, and the only people under twenty-five were me, some girl around my age, and this weird little ADD kid who would sit in the corner and twist and writhe around making squirrel noises through the sermon.
One Sunday they bring in these guest speakers. Missionary types who have been to Africa and Asia and seen the tired, misled masses and turned them on to Christ. They're going on about how great things are and a few people burst out into some tongues. Yeah, whatever, seen it all before. Then the speaker starts doing his jedi shit, "sensing" the room. "I feel a presence. I feel like it's telling me to... to look for someone in this room."
And whenever this happens, there's always some people tearfully muttering, "Yes, lord! Yes. Yes," or something.
He does the usual schtick. Some faith healing. Some people do their tongue stuff. Whole while, that weird kid's fucking bouncing off the walls. The guys keeps on. "I feel like there's someone in this room who needs help.... A young person."
If any young person needs help, it's that kid chewing the drywall, but I know this guy isn't even going to touch that stuff. I look over to the other teenager and the room and think, "Goddamn it." This asshole starts moving in on me. "Yes, yes! I feel it, God!" He's practically in my face. "I'm not going to call this person forward, but they know who they are, and I'm telling them they'll regret it for the rest of their life if they don't step forward." He doesn't have to call me forward because he's two feet from by face doing the Bela Lugosi hand thing. If I don't come forward, I'm the goddamn Devil.
Oh sweet Jesus. I give in and step up slightly. "YES! Yes, young man! Come forth." He and his sidekick surround me, and the preacher jumps in as well out of nowhere, like he wants in on this sweet salvation contact high. "Young man, we're gonna lay hands on you. We're gonna pray for you." He calls out. "AND WE'RE NOT LEAVIN THIS ROOM UNTIL THIS YOUNG MAN SPEAKS IN TONGUES!"
Oh fuck you.
I'm standing there as these three dickweasels give me a cheap back massage and cry about how they can feel the lord in me, and I'm thinking "Well, this is all news to me, because I'm feeling pretty bitter and annoyed right now." I stand there awkwardly for a few minutes, doing nothing. They're not letting up, so I give them a little hand raise, like I'm feeling it, when I most certainly am not. I figured this would be a compromise we could all live with. Nope.
"Congregation! Gather! Lay hands on this young man! Soon it will happen!" Jesus Christ, there's no way out of this.
So, I do it. I just shake my head and come forth with "Ahba, dahba... Aahhualahabadabbaiibajibiadabi."
"YES! Amen! Praise him! Look what the lord has done." Everyone starts clapping and crying, and I'm standing there feeling like a moron. I go and sit down, and I look over to the girl who's stifling back laughter amidst the massive celebration going on. Meanwhile that kid's got his shirt lifted above his head, elbow-deep in his bellybutton.
Sad to see this post being ignored. ;(
What is a fake preacher compared to a real preacher?
What is a fake preacher compared to a real preacher?
Sad to see this post being ignored. ;(