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Speaking in tongues -- anyone experienced it?

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So OP has dismissed the scientific explanation because when it happened to him it didn't "feel like something scientific". WTF does that even mean? If you'd been talking gibberish about test tubes that would have been OK?

Reading this thread I firstly am disgusted yet again at how humans will manipulate each other for their own gain (that summer camp faith healing story is despicable) and secondly I feel really sorry for all the people in the world who seek out real explanations for observable phenomena only for people to dismiss it due to their own ignorance...
 
Why should anyone respect someone who acts like you do?
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..
 
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..

Well I truly believe I'm god, so if you dispute that or make fun of me, am I being disrespected?
 
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..

Why should sincerity of belief exempt you from having people point out the flaws in said belief? You want us to treat a clearly fallacious hypothesis with kid-gloves so we don't hurt people's widdle feelings? No way.
 
What most people forget is that speaking in tongues in the biblical sense means you have to be speaking a real language. Not hysteria-induced gibberish, but an actual foreign language like aramaic or hebrew.

I sleep talked to my dad in Italian once. Though it wasn't a spirit thing, it was a watching too much anime on Italian TV thing.
 
I have epilepsy, when I have a fit I'm said to speak in tongues or spurt nonsense. You all have epilepsy. Or are pretending to

There you go.
 
My mother and her mother are Pentecostal so I've seen a lot of this. Preacher walks around palming people's foreheads, they pretend to pass out or whatever and people pray over them. Some crazy woman that's been going "AMEN! AMEN!" the whole goddamn time starts yelling gibberish, and the preacher "translates" it to some fanciful statement.

I was brought up as a Christian so I used to believe in god and jesus and all that, but even then I still thought this stuff was complete bullshit. Probably because it is.
 
Well I truly believe I'm god, so if you dispute that or make fun of me, am I being disrespected?
I wont do that I have a cousin that believes that I dont disrespect him. I would feel disrespected if I were you if thats how you truly feel.

Why should sincerity of belief exempt you from having people point out the flaws in said belief? You want us to treat a clearly fallacious hypothesis with kid-gloves so we don't hurt people's widdle feelings? No way.
I guess that gives you the go ahead. This is the internet though so go do it at your hearts content.
 
Those people you looked on as crazy were just like you. They weren't crazy. They were mistaken and taken up in the moment. Complicated human psychology etc. Also I'm an atheist and I don't hate God. He doesn't exist.
 
What most people forget is that speaking in tongues in the biblical sense means you have to be speaking a real language. Not hysteria-induced gibberish, but an actual foreign language like aramaic or hebrew.

THIS. The Pentacost miracle was that the apostles in the Upper Room were granted the ability to speak foreign languages, and went out to preach to the people, speaking in the language that each would understand.
 
I used to think it was crazy.

The first time I experienced it my mother was praying while driving. I thought she was having a seizure or something and we are going to crash and die.

I was like "mom MOM are you ok the road!". She shook out of it and explained she was fully in control of everything except her tounge (it sounded like gibberish to me)

Years later I was pickIng up my wife from work. My best friend called me and told me goodbye he was about to commit suicide. I felt so helpless and started praying an outpouring to the lord. All of the sudden I lost control of my tongue and started speaking gibberish.. Wife got in the car and looked at me like I was crazy (felt like I was yet at the same time filled with "sonething" the spirit I guess). For the entire 45 min ride home gibberish. came from my mouth including music (humming?) like a monk, of which I had very little control. It was a Wierd feeling ... Like you are totally in control of yourself yet there is an outpouring from your mouth ... I guess that's where the saying "filled with the spirit" came from.

It eventually subsided ... My friend I finally got ahold of and he didn't go through with the suicide.

Ever since then I've been able to talk in tongues basically on command although I rarely do it. I'm really not a good Christian, at the time I barely went to church although I've started back recently.

Not sure what to think of it although I've thought about seeing a Pentecostal pastor just to talk about it.

You have to understand GAF, while I'm not "atheist I hate God and the church" GAF, I'm definitely not Jesus bible pumping GAF either (does that exist lol).

Anyone else have an experience with tongues?

Yep. My experiences have been more like 'feeling the spirit', which is just like a heavy presence and intense joy.
 
Personally I don't put too much stock into the concept. The phrase speaking in tongues referred to the disciples speaking in other already established languages to reach out to people in foreign lands so I would attribute it more to a English only speaker suddenly being able to speak German to preach to someone, in other words, something you don't see very often if you see it at all.

The idea of someone rapidly speaking in another language that no one else can understand leads me to believe that there is some baser psychological factor at work with what we describe as speaking in tongues in modern times.

I'm not Pentecostal, though, and my experiences in those churches has led me to doubt a lot of the things that occur in their weekly services.
 
Watch any video where people are speaking in tongues. When people speak it, they end up repeating the same syllables in succession, almost as if they're shuddering. Except that it's obvious that it's the tongues equivalent of "um" or "uh", as their brains can't decide fast enough upon which new syllable to use in their made-up garbled nattering.
 
THIS. The Pentacost miracle was that the apostles in the Upper Room were granted the ability to speak foreign languages, and went out to preach to the people, speaking in the language that each would understand.

Yup, this, I don't know where this modern pentecostal idea of speaking of tongues coming from buts its not about speaking gibberish whilst someone "interprets" . It was the apostles being able to speak actual foreign languages
 
lol want to argue? Im not being disrespected I felt OP was and his speaking in tounges happening. I dont really believe in speaking toungues I know someone who does though and I think some stuff said here is kinda offensive as OP truly believes what he thinks happened to him. Thats all Im saying..

The OP trying to have a rational discussion about speaking in tongues is offensive to my brain :)
 
I grew up in a non-religious environment and I think the first reference to "speaking in tongues" I came across was in an episode of The Simpsons.

My sister and I did watch the documentary Jesus Camp several years ago and we laughed our arses off at the kinds of things that go on in these places.
 
I need to learn how to say every major curse word backwards and go to one of these churches.

Just learn all the major curse words in Welsh and put a bunch of gibberish in between. Especially funny if the preacher starts translating what you're saying as the word of God.
 
I used to think it was crazy.

The first time I experienced it my mother was praying while driving. I thought she was having a seizure or something and we are going to crash and die.

I was like "mom MOM are you ok the road!". She shook out of it and explained she was fully in control of everything except her tounge (it sounded like gibberish to me)

Years later I was pickIng up my wife from work. My best friend called me and told me goodbye he was about to commit suicide. I felt so helpless and started praying an outpouring to the lord. All of the sudden I lost control of my tongue and started speaking gibberish.. Wife got in the car and looked at me like I was crazy (felt like I was yet at the same time filled with "sonething" the spirit I guess). For the entire 45 min ride home gibberish. came from my mouth including music (humming?) like a monk, of which I had very little control. It was a Wierd feeling ... Like you are totally in control of yourself yet there is an outpouring from your mouth ... I guess that's where the saying "filled with the spirit" came from.

It eventually subsided ... My friend I finally got ahold of and he didn't go through with the suicide.

Ever since then I've been able to talk in tongues basically on command although I rarely do it. I'm really not a good Christian, at the time I barely went to church although I've started back recently.

Not sure what to think of it although I've thought about seeing a Pentecostal pastor just to talk about it.

You have to understand GAF, while I'm not "atheist I hate God and the church" GAF, I'm definitely not Jesus bible pumping GAF either (does that exist lol).

Anyone else have an experience with tongues?

I grew up catholic and never really experienced the speaking in tongues until i was 13. Freaked me out the first time cause i never really knew what was happening. I do believe people speak in tongues tho during prayer and when they are overcome by the spirit but as I understand during the pentecost G-d sent down the holy spirit that gave the apostles different tongues to be able to speak to the different nations. Personally, during worship while was in high school i had these moment where i felt like extreme calm and like something was flowing over me. Other kids would speak in tongues too and it always amazed me. I guess i should add that It was the period when i felt like i was more closer to G-d than i've ever been in my life.
 
I grew up in a non-religious environment and I think the first reference to "speaking in tongues" I came across was in an episode of The Simpsons.

My sister and I did watch the documentary Jesus Camp several years ago and we laughed our arses off at the kinds of things that go on in these places.

Coming from Europe I can tell you that it feels like an elaborate hoax like that Intelligent Design or the whole "Church want to control the country via politics".
I don't dispute that it's happening or anything...it's just a very american thing...to me.
 
Personally I don't put too much stock into the concept. The phrase speaking in tongues referred to the disciples speaking in other already established languages to reach out to people in foreign lands so I would attribute it more to a English only speaker suddenly being able to speak German to preach to someone, in other words, something you don't see very often if you see it at all.

The idea of someone rapidly speaking in another language that no one else can understand leads me to believe that there is some baser psychological factor at work with what we describe as speaking in tongues in modern times.

I'm not Pentecostal, though, and my experiences in those churches has led me to doubt a lot of the things that occur in their weekly services.

I think Pentecostals beleive in 3 or 4 different types of "tongues". There is "groanings of the spirit" (where you are praying so hard for somebody or something the Spirit takes over. There is personal edification/private prayer (what most people are taking about here), there is actual foreign language tongues and there is "prophesy" tongues which needs to be interpreted.

I'm not pentacostal myself but I'm pretty sure that's the main types they teach about.

And yes some of the comments here are extremely offensive as there are people that hold talking in tongues to be a deeply spiritual experience, core to their religious beliefs. Speaking for myself I hadn't really had it happen before and couldn't recall GAF ever talking about it in off topic. I guess I know why it doesn't come up now ...

I do appreciate those talking about the science behind it though. Personally I think it's possible to have both a scientific and spiritual explanation spiritual at least in terms of the effect it might have on one and their faith.
 
I'm so glad my parents didn't push my brothers and I to get super involved in religion. As soon as we were of an age to think for ourselves, we rejected it whole cloth. That was that.
 
Being raised in a Bible Belt and being dragged all over the place, I've seen it a lot.

I was like 14 or so, and I'm in this little shack of a church in the middle of nowhere. Congregation of twenty or so, and the only people under twenty-five were me, some girl around my age, and this weird little ADD kid who would sit in the corner and twist and writhe around making squirrel noises through the sermon.

One Sunday they bring in these guest speakers. Missionary types who have been to Africa and Asia and seen the tired, misled masses and turned them on to Christ. They're going on about how great things are and a few people burst out into some tongues. Yeah, whatever, seen it all before. Then the speaker starts doing his jedi shit, "sensing" the room. "I feel a presence. I feel like it's telling me to... to look for someone in this room."

And whenever this happens, there's always some people tearfully muttering, "Yes, lord! Yes. Yes," or something.

He does the usual schtick. Some faith healing. Some people do their tongue stuff. Whole while, that weird kid's fucking bouncing off the walls. The guys keeps on. "I feel like there's someone in this room who needs help.... A young person."

If any young person needs help, it's that kid chewing the drywall, but I know this guy isn't even going to touch that stuff. I look over to the other teenager and the room and think, "Goddamn it." This asshole starts moving in on me. "Yes, yes! I feel it, God!" He's practically in my face. "I'm not going to call this person forward, but they know who they are, and I'm telling them they'll regret it for the rest of their life if they don't step forward." He doesn't have to call me forward because he's two feet from by face doing the Bela Lugosi hand thing. If I don't come forward, I'm the goddamn Devil.

Oh sweet Jesus. I give in and step up slightly. "YES! Yes, young man! Come forth." He and his sidekick surround me, and the preacher jumps in as well out of nowhere, like he wants in on this sweet salvation contact high. "Young man, we're gonna lay hands on you. We're gonna pray for you." He calls out. "AND WE'RE NOT LEAVIN THIS ROOM UNTIL THIS YOUNG MAN SPEAKS IN TONGUES!"

Oh fuck you.

I'm standing there as these three dickweasels give me a cheap back massage and cry about how they can feel the lord in me, and I'm thinking "Well, this is all news to me, because I'm feeling pretty bitter and annoyed right now." I stand there awkwardly for a few minutes, doing nothing. They're not letting up, so I give them a little hand raise, like I'm feeling it, when I most certainly am not. I figured this would be a compromise we could all live with. Nope.

"Congregation! Gather! Lay hands on this young man! Soon it will happen!" Jesus Christ, there's no way out of this.

So, I do it. I just shake my head and come forth with "Ahba, dahba... Aahhualahabadabbaiibajibiadabi."

"YES! Amen! Praise him! Look what the lord has done." Everyone starts clapping and crying, and I'm standing there feeling like a moron. I go and sit down, and I look over to the girl who's stifling back laughter amidst the massive celebration going on. Meanwhile that kid's got his shirt lifted above his head, elbow-deep in his bellybutton.
Sad to see this post being ignored. ;(
 
I think it's a form of contagious collective neurosis. No regular person would start with this stuff if he wasn't exposed to it before by others in his community.
I've never met a person here who speaks in tongues. Seems to be an American thing. Only comparable thing i can think of is catholics who believe they are possesed. It's telling that this sort of stuff only happens in communities where people already believe in a lot of superstitious nonsense to begin with.
 
Don't even get me started on this. I'm a Christian, and that is still insanity to me, and I was raised in a church like that. Oh what I've seen...

Once I'm at a computer and not on my iPhone, I may post more.
 
When I was a kid I use to go to a church were they all did this, it did and still does freak me out.But these people aren't the type to lie or fake things, they really believe it's happening to them. I think WorriedCitizen is correct in that's some sorta of neurosis.
 
The only one worth talking about:
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The Best song on the great album.

You have impeccable taste. Congratulations!
 
Sometimes people need to sing and dance. Singing and dancing lets you take your focus off any stress, physical or mental, for a little bit without requiring a lot of thought. Most people are afraid to sing or dance but love excuses to do so without seeming like they're being judged. I consider speaking in tongues to be singing (and many times dancing too). I've spoken in tongues because it's fun to do. Everyone should try it. Everyone should yell and sing and dance and be wild once in awhile. Sometimes people need to sing and dance. (edit: they need to do it to that ^^^ Talking Heads song too)

Kinda off-topic, but I wish religious people could switch from thinking a magic skycloud wizard allowed miracles to happen, to believing that the greater consciousness of the universe itself made something miraculous happen. They could retain their need for magic, without relying on the words of men from previous times who had no idea what the world would be like in the future to guide them. It would also allow more interesting, I'll even go as far as to say rational thought. It would probably be at least another 100-200 years before people like that to cause major problems in the world.
 
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