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[Moonkid]

A small spider just crawled into my PS4 where the power button is and I've tried shaking it to no avail. It's harmless to the console right? I expect it'll die, rip lil dude :c, the next time I play Nier or something but I'm curious to know if anyone else has had an experience with a multi-legged friend entering their console. I was trying to get it off my desk but it landed where the light bar is and immediately made a dash for a crevice.

 

[Omega Kirby]

Destroy the PS4 before it has babies

 

[Spinky]

Set it on fire.

 

[Emitan]

my old apartment had a roach infestation and the ps4 still works so you should be fine.

im terrified to open the thing up though...

 

[Levito]

You know who to call:

 

[kulapik]

Here's what you need:

 

[Moltenix]

It's not your PS4 anymore.

 

[Yarbskoo]

Submerge the whole thing in hot water and it'll just float out.

 

[AmaterasuOkami076]

One goes in, hundreds come running out.

 

[Jawmuncher]

 

[Peanut0423]

You gotta beat the spider in 2K to get your PS4 back.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Yeah harmless OP

 

[Loomer]

Destroy the PS4 before it has babies

PS4s can't have babies.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Play some Earth Defense Force. That'll scare it out of your PS4.

 

[LiK]

You got an early copy of Spider-Man

 

[StereoVsn]

Set it on fire.

That is the only option. Burn the PS4, OP, burn it with fire!

 

[Easy_D]

Here's what you need:

Is the hardwood floor really necessary?

 

[JP]

That's just weird!!!!

Having said that, there was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Something, something, die. You're going to need a new PS4.

 

[Rellik]

There's probably a whole family in there.

 

[-Horizon-]

Don't use boost mode.

 

[WoolyNinja]

Yeah harmless OP

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

EDIT:
NOPE!

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

 

[Leafhopper]

So that new Spiderman game is out?

EDIT: Damn you Lik

 

[Moonkid]

Maybe if I fight Rom again actual spiders will come out for extra-immersion.

my old apartment had a roach infestation and the ps4 still works so you should be fine.

im terrified to open the thing up though...

That's a relief. It's only one of 'em as well so should be sweet.

 

[STILLethal]

oh god prayers OP

 

[WarMacheen]

Yeah harmless OP

 

[JP]

There's an app for that!!!

Play this and it'll leave of its own accord.

 

[t hicks]

Yeah harmless OP

fuuuuuuck that

 

[statham]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnknJ_TMzuw

 

[Timu]

Yeah harmless OP

Wthat the fuck kind of spiders are those???

 

[Blackleg-sanji1]

Spider-Man so exclusive it came with its own real life spider

 

[Labombadog]

Just dump it in a bathtub to drown the spider. Smartest choice. Plus you get water cooling. Win win situation breh.

 

[Hopeford]

I believe if you delete all Rocket League updates and play using Sweet Tooth you should successfully overheat your spider into oblivion.

 

[SargerusBR]

This is stealth marketing for Spider-Man on the PS4, you can't fool me OP.

 

[Heroman]

Wthat the fuck kind of spiders are those???

Those aren't spiders

 

[Trace]

Wthat the fuck kind of spiders are those???

Technically not a spider.

 

[The Last One]

Don't use boost mode.

Why not? It might improve the Spider's fps.

 

[Patrick S.]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

EDIT:
NOPE!

But, nope?

 

[True Fire]

Put a few snakes and cockroaches in there and take pictures

 

[Zok310]

There's an app for that!!!


Play this and it'll leave of its own accord.

lol, no idea how that shit got past Sony

 

[Lucky Seven]

Have you tried asking it politely if it can leave? Where are your manners, OP?

 

[Theslammer]

 

[Shizuka]

Oh my god, here comes the horror stories...

 

[.....]

OP , you need to apply excessive force to the console via a blunt object such as a brick to get the spider out. Fool proof method.

 

[Murugo]

Block the vents and let the PS4 set itself on fire.

 

[Slaythe]

I'm surprised nobody posted the pictures of the infamous console that got infested by spiders babies.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Technically not a spider.

Whoa according to the link, these bugs have penises.

 

[Pasedo]

Yeh man. Use an air can to get it out. Better safe than sorry. But yeh try not to kill it. Not good for karma

 

[Patrick S.]

Whoa according to the link, these bugs have penises.

Their behavior is actually quite interesting.

 

[LelouchZero]

Oh my god, here comes the horror stories...

I'm not ready for this thread.