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[Woody Invincible]

Pauly Shore says hello.

Day one.

 

[.la1n]

Why didn't they get an actual Asian person to voice act the role? I'm having a hard time picturing Splinter without some old-school sensai voice

I imagine given the previous voices the actor has done he can probably do the stereotyped sensai voice.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Kramer as Shredder?

 

[spindashing]

Wow. Fuck this project.

And wow, I am not sure how I never saw it, but Sonny Chiba would make a perfect Splinter.

I almost wish that this movie will never happen. A part of me wants to see the shitfest, another part of me does not want this ruining TMNT.

Kramer as Shredder?

HE'S A NINJA. A NINJA.

IF THIS WAS 40 YEARS AGO I'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A KRANG UP YOUR ASS.

 

[smr00]

He's playing a mutant ninja rat from a cartoon show. There's really no wrong way to cast it.

Because the splinter from the live action short lived TV show was good, right? right? What about splinter in TMNT 3? The voice acting work as great. Right? right?

Oh wait. Both splinters were complete shit. This entire movie is going to be complete shit.

 

[KidA Seven]

Oh man...


fuck this :lol

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

:lol

Holy shit. Nothing could have prepared me for that. Literally the LAST actor I was thinking of. I fucking died laughing when I saw his picture. Bay is actively screwing with people now.

Also, in a good TMNT movie, Sonny Chiba would make a great Splinter.

OMG YES! Fuck. Now I'm pissed and won't watch this.

 

[Platy]

So the Ninja Turtles are a vampire from twilight, a contestant from the hunger games, a methhead from breaking bad, led by a guy who's only been in 3 episodes of tv, whose master is a little person, and who's best human friend is a terrible actress/past-her-prime hot ditz. And Michael Bay has his hand in it.

Day 1.

Don't forget the best part : Directed by the dude who made one of the worst directed movies ever

 

[Cow Mengde]

Why didn't they get an actual Asian person to voice act the role? I'm having a hard time picturing Splinter without some old-school sensai voice

Just imagine Mickey's voice when he says April and says: "Hey lady, take off your top."

 

[Bit-Bit]

So the Ninja Turtles are a vampire from twilight, a contestant from the hunger games, a methhead from breaking bad, led by a guy who's only been in 3 episodes of tv, whose master is a little person, and who's best human friend is a terrible actress/past-her-prime hot ditz. And Michael Bay has his hand in it.

Day 1.

Best description of this movie so far.

I'm excited to see what sort of trainwreck this will produce.

 

[pompidu]

God damn this movie is gonna be a giant piece of shit. these turtles still gonna be alien?

 

[Ithil]

Maybe it's a Springtime for Hitler deal.

 

[SJRB]

No way. NO WAY hahaha I can't stop laughing.

 

[Carcetti]

He better not be heightening this time.

 

[ElyrionX]

They casted a rat?

 

[anarckitty]

This project just keeps getting better. Still perturbed about Megan Fox being cast as April O'Neill.

Olivia Thirlby would have been perfect. All they needed to do was dye her hair.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

You guys are just a bunch of haters.

Michael Bay will prove you all wrong. This film will win Oscars!

Just you wait and see.