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Stallone vs. Van Damme: Who had the better physique?
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MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
I approve of this thread...80s/90s muscle action movie/wrestling stars formed my early same-sex attraction...in fact, watching Rocky IV is the earliest memory I can trace it back to.
Can't choose though...Sly's sinewy brawler meatiness and JCVD's aesthetics, sculpted hind parts and flexibility, each satisfy a segment of the spectrum
Can't choose though...Sly's sinewy brawler meatiness and JCVD's aesthetics, sculpted hind parts and flexibility, each satisfy a segment of the spectrum
velociraptor
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whoever was natty
He does that in Rambo First Blood Pt 2.Can Stallone do this?
He didnt need to punch it though, his grip alone was enough to kill it.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
HGH does nothing. Who cares if a dude wants to look more ripped at the expense of being more injury prone with no other benefits?
ohhthegore
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well time to hit the gym, thanks for the motivation
I always was more of a Bruce Lee type of guy...but to answer your question:
Never liked Stallone..so JVD wins by default.
don't forget to take roids.
I seriously have an issue with people adoring guys that are known juicers.
I mean yeah Stallone still looks kinda good (I rather see people age gracefully than that but still..). Thanks to tons of half illegal supplements and plastic surgery.
Never liked Stallone..so JVD wins by default.
don't forget to take roids.
I seriously have an issue with people adoring guys that are known juicers.
I mean yeah Stallone still looks kinda good (I rather see people age gracefully than that but still..). Thanks to tons of half illegal supplements and plastic surgery.
Boss Doggie
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iirc Van Damme is still fit right?
MisterHero
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Hair is a muscle, so Stallone wins
Lovely Salsa
Banned
Just dont forget to take tren ace
Smug muthafucka.
NRNS is underrated, baby.
Shredded like a Julienne salad, man.
They even make fun of it in expendables 2
Arkos
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Hey if Dolph gets credit for being a geni
EnderWiggles
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Who cares, they're both over-compensating manlets
Real men:
Real men:
MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
Who cares, they're both over-compensating manlets
Real men:
Oh, yeah?
Who's the manlet now!
Manlet within a manlet within a manlet.
Lasthope106
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Van Damme 100%. Stallone was pure aesthetics. Van Damme physique was actually functional.
Arkos
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I will break you
vivftp
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PhoncipleBone
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Dolph wins in every category (except box office receipts).
He wins in height. In physique. In intelligence.
XANDER CAGE
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"That's what I was trying to avoid. A conversation about body mass, okay? We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keep watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse "The Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on."
Arkos
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Well in the Rambo 2 commentary, it was mentioned Stallone was at 185 lbs at probably 5'8.5 during filming but the body fat was crazy low....
Van Damme was obviously more flexible but I'd give the physique edge slightly to Stallone. I'd imagine it was harder to maintain at his height than jean Claude at 5'10.
Van Damme was obviously more flexible but I'd give the physique edge slightly to Stallone. I'd imagine it was harder to maintain at his height than jean Claude at 5'10.
angelobruno30
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Van Damme!!!
Not only he had and has a close to perfect body, he can actually use it and still does, while Stallone already needs crutches just to stand!
Not only he had and has a close to perfect body, he can actually use it and still does, while Stallone already needs crutches just to stand!
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