Star Trek Into Darkness: 6/10 - As you expect from the screenwriting hack trimutive of Orci/Kurtzmann/Lindelof, the screenplay is a fuckin' disaster. A hodgepodge of themes from previous Star Trek films(most notably a Wrath of Khan) with none of the pathos or coherence, with some of the most inane, tired, awful dialog passing for "banter" you'll hear all year. You got Peter "mothafuckin' Robocop" Weller on this movie, and somehow he doesn't command the screen with every line out of his mouth? That's on your ass, guys. JJ Abrams seems to have forgotten any cinematic storytelling skills he learned from Super 8 aping Spielberg, because holy hell does his camera go in weird places for no reason whatsoever. And the CLOSE-UPS! My goodness, you have some of the best visuals of the year up there, how about a wide-shot, Mr. Abrams? This isn't TV anymore. He does his damndest to suck the energy out of this thing.
But the cast is so great, they sell every lame joke like their lives depended on it. The pace is constantly rollicking along with emphatically grand action sequences, a rousing score, and likable characters going on another adventure. It works, but just barely.