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[Saber]

Why stop at there?
Why don't you make a Star Wars smut story since its so trendy?
You can't hit lower than that, you're already at the bottom.

 

[AJUMP23]

Why stop at there?
Why don't you make a Star Wars smut story since its so trendy?
You can't hit lower than that, you're already at the bottom.

That was the Last Jedi. Remember the milk scene.

 

[Saber]

That was the Last Jedi. Remember the milk scene.

But this time, theres an entire love story about that scene. A full book novel about where this all begins.

 

[Valonquar]

We're about 2 years away from Honey Don't but with Jedi.

 

[Fbh]

Who are we nominating to buy and read this? Manabyte would've done it with pleasure.

lol I was just thinking it's a shame Manabyte isn't here anymore. He would have bought it and then told us it's one of the greatest love stories ever written.

 

[Mr Hyde]

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Disney: "We don't understand why we lost the male audience."

Also Disney:

 

[Chuck Berry]

I like the synopsis.

Hopefully it will get adaptation - preferably animated one.

With massively huge tittied women right?

 

[spookyfish]

The first official YA romance Star Wars novel.

Synopsis:

This is a Thrawn origin story, isn't it?

 

[AJUMP23]

The force is female. Men have stopped consuming our product.

 

[jason10mm]

With massively huge tittied women right?

In space there is no need for a bra......

 

[Chuck Berry]

In space there is no need for a bra......

Ah Carrie Fisher. What a trooper

 

[jason10mm]

Ah Carrie Fisher. What a trooper

Now just imagine a triple D, in zero Gee.

Prepare thrusters for the jump to lightspeed indeed

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Who gives a fuck about star wars anymore?

Didn't even Lucas say he's over it?

It's very obviously done by this point, it was 6 films oversaw by Lucas and a couple of decades of books, comics and video games, then it was over.

While you can wonder where it might have gone from there with somehting like 1313, it's very clearly an ip that has been milked dry, hence why they're releasing stuff like this.

 

[AJUMP23]

Ah Carrie Fisher. What a trooper

I think she was a princess, despite her white outfit, not a trooper.

 

[Trilobit]

 

[Trunx81]

"Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
It's like poetry.

 

[jason10mm]

I think she was a princess, despite her white outfit, not a trooper.

Archive data collected by Imperial Intelligence during the investigation of Princess Leia's illegal activities suggests otherwise....

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

Captain Phasma

 

[Interfectum]

 

[Audiophile]

I've always wanted to use this meme:

 

[John Bilbo]

 

[Tieno]

they know their audience.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Eh, the IP really didn't get the justice it deserved, first with PT, then ST and now this.

 

[Panajev2001a]

Eh, the IP really didn't get the justice it deserved, first with PT, then ST and now this.

The ST's biggest contribution to the arts was to make the PT look like incredibly masterful storytelling and Oscar worthy acting.

 

[AJUMP23]

I think you can have romance novels in the SW universe and no one care if any of the other things or a majority of the other stories were remotely good.