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[SJRB]

If you buy this you have zero self respect. None.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Can't be real. They look so bad.

 

[Steve Holt]

Microslop strikes again.

 

[begotten]

As someone who has been collecting the Dark Horse Mass Effect statues, these looks so cheap and offensive in comparison.

Why do they cost so much? Even the cards they're on look incredibly dull.

 

[Deerock71]

I hope there are coffee cup and succulent accessories for me to steal.

 

[Humdinger]

Reminds me of their Fallout gear fiasco. Bethesda doesn't handle merchandising well.

 

[MrA]

Ugly and overpriced. Look what you can get for a quarter or half of that price:

Those are also of you know characters not generic nobody 1, generic nobody 2 and what am I looking at bland monster x

 

[xrnzaaas]

45 dollars for a figurine that looks like it's broken or incomplete lol. But to be fair there's zero memorable stuff to feature as monster figurines, not like with TES games or Fallout series where having a ghoul or a deathclaw figurine would feel cool.

 

[chromatic9]

3 days late

 

[Dorago]

The game known for having the worst character designs gets this…

There is no justice in this world.

 

[Polelock]

This is the most temu/alibaba looking knockoff shit that isn't a knock off that I've ever seen.

 

[TransTrender]

The models in the game are straight up haunted.

 

[Here]

Thx nvidAI

 

[RafterXL]

It started off fine, I don't mind the in-game figures that you have to hunt down and collect, but they lost me with those ugly ass real figures they are trying to sell. The worst part is, they'll probably sell out.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Jesus, those look fucking abysmal.

 

[Esquie]

If these were DLSS5'd I'd probably cop

Did someone make that joke already? No chance I'm reading the thread

 

[Quezacolt]

First: these are terrible.

Second: there isn't a single character in that game that is iconic enough to deserve a figure.

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Plague Doctor]

Second: there isn't a single character in that game that is iconic enough to deserve a figure.

I disagree.

People's exhibit A

 

[gamingforum1]

Whoever greenlit these needs to be fired no joke.

 

[StereoVsn]

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[Gambit2483]

These look like 5$ Chinese knock-offs, at best. These prices are ridiculous.

This litterally looks like those knock off toys you find at the dollar tree/dollar general

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

Those are also of you know characters not generic nobody 1, generic nobody 2 and what am I looking at bland monster x

I mean Sarah is a main character but still yeah.

 

[phant0m]

If you're reading @Bethesda, while you're rightfully getting roasted for these, if you could drop that design from the branded Xbox controller onto a DualSense I would be much obliged.

 

[Cakeboxer]

If you're reading @Bethesda, while you're rightfully getting roasted for these, if you could drop that design from the branded Xbox controller onto a DualSense I would be much obliged.

That wouldn't work 1:1, because the golden d-pad is different in size and position and wouldn't be the centered focal point anymore and with the missing Xbox logo the stripes wouldn't look like a comet anymore either.

 

[Pasta la Vista]

They look like some cheap Mexican knock off GI Joe or something. And what the fuck is that creature? It looks retarded.

 

[Cakeboxer]

And what the fuck is that creature? It looks retarded.

100%. I don't even remember seeing that thing in the game. At first i thought it's some No Man Sky release day abomination.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Novaex]

Looks about the quality you expect from Bethesda associated products these days

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Don Carlo]

Ugly toys

 

[manfestival]

in for the whole set

 

[DenchDeckard]

 

[Cakeboxer]

in for the whole set

The idea actually isn't that bad. They're so incredibly ugly and expensive that hardly anyone will buy them. Maybe someday they'll be worth a lot