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[MarveI]

That was fantastic. Thanks for sharing OP.

 

[mediocreman]

"Mr. President, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Putin's cockholster."


Do I even need to say how much I appreciate you, Colbert?

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

 

[Gai Murakumo]

Great monologue. Thanks OP I needed a good laugh today.

 

[Poltergust]

"the only thing your mouth is good for is being vladimir putin's cock holster"

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

???

Is that really what you guys are getting out of that quote? I'm gay and you two are not making any sense.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

Were you just waiting for an excuse to break out that slur?

 

[Akuun]

That smirk on Dickerson's face as Trump just walks away on him.

 

[ChryZ]

"Mr. President, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Putin's cockholster."

Where is a t-shirt printing machine when you need one.

 

[inner-G]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

Pretty sure it's more about donnie T being submissive to putin, not literally performing sex on him.

 

[Dylan Sexbang]

Ugh that put a terrible mental image in my head. Thanks.

And this reply put a terrible mental image in my head. What a way to start the morning

 

[Kill Your Masters]

TIL people exist that have never heard a dick sucking joke in their life that absolutely has nothing to do with being gay or not, ever.

 

[mediocreman]

Were you just waiting for an excuse to break out that slur?

Ya got me. I'm the homophobe cause I think saying the a man is bad because they perform oral sex on men is bad.

 

[MUnited83]

why was saying "the president is gay" homophobic when obama was in office but OK now?

The joke is not the "being gay" part, it's a "Trump is Putin's little bitch" part.

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

Please point to the part where Colbert called Trump a "gag", I'll wait.

 

[Poltergust]

Ya got me. I'm the homophobe cause I think saying the a man is bad because they perform oral sex on men is bad.

He's saying he's bad because he's Putin's lapdog.

Are you really this obtuse? He's not talking in literal terms.

 

[aeolist]

The joke is not the "being gay" part, it's a "Trump is Putin's little bitch" part.

there's ways to make that joke without leaning on a gay sex act

 

[David___]

Ya got me. I'm the homophobe cause I think saying the a man is bad because they perform oral sex on men is bad.

Except he's not saying that, at all

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Ya got me. I'm the homophobe cause I think saying the a man is bad because they perform oral sex on men is bad.

Go back to not posting, you were much better at it.

 

[mediocreman]

The joke is not the "being gay" part, it's a "Trump is Putin's little bitch" part.

Please point to the part where Colbert called Trump a "gag", I'll wait.

Then why wrap it up in homophobia? You can say Trump is a puppet. You don't have to say that he's Putin's bottom and thus is bad to make that point.

 

[MUnited83]

there's ways to make that joke without leaning on a gay sex act

I'm pretty sure cock sucking isnt a gay sex act and it's enjoyed by people of many sexual orientations.

 

[How About No]

"the only thing your mouth is good for is being vladimir putin's cock holster"

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

lol

You guys

srsly

 

[cackhyena]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

I think you missed the point.

 

[MUnited83]

Then why wrap it up in homophobia? You can say Trump is a puppet. You don't have to say that he's Putin's bottom and thus is bad to make that point.

Puppets usually have a literal hand up their arse so that doesn't seem much better, does it?

 

[Kurdel]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

 

[cgcg]

Haha Putin's cockholster. YES!!!

 

[DarkKyo]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

Ya got me. I'm the homophobe cause I think saying the a man is bad because they perform oral sex on men is bad.

I wish you could see how hard I'm rolling my eyes. I might lose them in my skull.

 

[Jazzem]

Utterly amazing, what a cathartic watch that was. Good on ya Colbert!

 

[Keasar]

Puppets usually have a literal hand up their arse so that doesn't seem much better, does it?

 

[CrocoDuck]

Just saw how trump just abruptly ends the interview. Holy shit, what a fucking baby! And the way he just sits on his chair pretending to read and act "presidential" was just so hilarious and cringe.

 

[Servbot24]

there's ways to make that joke without leaning on a gay sex act

Stop limiting it to being a gay sex act. Your imposing labels and stereotypes upon people and actions hurts everyone.

 

[Poltergust]

Then why wrap it up in homophobia? You can say Trump is a puppet. You don't have to say that he's Putin's bottom and thus is bad to make that point.

Because it's not actually homophobic. You really think Stephen Colbert is saying being gay is bad?

 

[Maintenance]

Colbert, Meyers and Oliver are killing it.

OT: Someone is burning an almost 9 year old account on this. What a waste.

 

[Phu]

Just saw how trump just abruptly ends the interview. Holy shit, what a fucking baby! And the way he just sits on his chair pretending to read and act "presidential" was just so hilarious and cringe.

tbf he was in the oval office so it's not like he could go hide in a corner.

 

[Jazzem]

Just saw how trump just abruptly ends the interview. Holy shit, what a fucking baby! And the way he just sits on his chair pretending to read and act "presidential" was just so hilarious and cringe.

Yeah, I'd only seen the transcript before which was already pathetic...this paints it in an even worse yet more comedic light

 

[Keasar]

Just saw how trump just abruptly ends the interview. Holy shit, what a fucking baby! And the way he just sits on his chair pretending to read and act "presidential" was just so hilarious and cringe.

Loved that part. I wonder how long he stared at those papers without actually reading them because he wanted to avoid eye-contact.

 

[aeolist]

Because it's not actually homophobic. You really think Stephen Colbert is saying being gay is bad?

he's saying that trump is submissive to putin, which is bad, and illustrating it with a fellatio joke

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

 

[Kinitari]

I can appreciate the idea that the goal of that dickholster comment was emasculation/depowerment, and I can appreciate how not everyone enjoys that. Like, If I'm a dude who loves sucking dick and it makes me feel dominant or what have you, I think I'd respectfully disagree with this perspective. That being said, I don't think it's meant to disparage the act itself in any way, just the implication that it's an act of subservience is what I think might have people disagreeing.

 

[Poltergust]

he's saying that trump is submissive to putin, which is bad, and illustrating it with a fellatio joke

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

Yes, him being submissive to Putin is bad because he's the president of the United States.

 

[weshes195]

Puppets usually have a literal hand up their arse so that doesn't seem much better, does it?

AYYYYYYYYYYYE lol

 

[G0523]

From the OT Stephen Colbert thread:

http://deadline.com/2017/05/stephen-colbert-guts-donald-trump-john-dickerson-interview-insults-video-1202080331/

“Walking out … wasn’t even the president’s biggest insult” to Dickerson, Colbert told his studio audience, by way of setting up what was to follow.

“John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office. And you treat him like that?” Colbert said, addressing Trump.

“Let me introduce you to something we call The Tiffany Way,” he said. “When you insult one member of the CBS family you insult us all.”

And then, he got down to business:

– Mr. Trump, I love your presidency. I call it Disgrace the Nation.

– You’re not the POTUS; you’re the BLOTUS. You’re a regular Gorge Washington.

– Sir, you a track more skinheads than free Rogaine.

– You have more people marching against you than cancer.

– You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

I don't post here often but is homophobia good now? As long as you're a liberal?

Liberals tut-tuted when conservatives called Obama a fag but it's cool and good when we do it.

Best post in this thread, bar none.

 

[cackhyena]

he's saying that trump is submissive to putin, which is bad, and illustrating it with a fellatio joke

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

 

[RSTEIN]

Then why wrap it up in homophobia? You can say Trump is a puppet. You don't have to say that he's Putin's bottom and thus is bad to make that point.

Did you have an issue with the oral sex scene in Sicario?

 

[How About No]

Just saw how trump just abruptly ends the interview. Holy shit, what a fucking baby! And the way he just sits on his chair pretending to read and act "presidential" was just so hilarious and cringe.

tbf he was in the oval office so it's not like he could go hide in a corner.

Its almost like a scripted joke, the corner comment is the setup and the awkward sit down at the end is the payoff

But its real

 

[weshes195]

he's saying that trump is submissive to putin, which is bad, and illustrating it with a fellatio joke

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

THAT IS BAD. I don't think you have read the news, Trump actually became the President. You know, the guy who is in charge of America. Catch up with the news.

 

[aeolist]

Yes, him being submissive to Putin is bad because he's the president of the United States.

THAT IS BAD. I don't think you have read the news, Trump actually became the President. You know, the guy who is in charge of America. Catch up with the news.

i can't even tell if i'm being trolled here. do you seriously not understand what i'm saying?

 

[Servbot24]

he's saying that trump is submissive to putin, which is bad, and illustrating it with a fellatio joke

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

You know straight people have oral sex too right

 

[Regiruler]

I don't like how he's a lot quicker to go to the dick jokes these days. He's been scarred since the primaries.

 

[aeolist]

You know straight people have oral sex too right

straight men have oral sex with other men?

 

[adamsappel]

I believe Colbert and Dickerson are friends; I think I recall that from an interview.

OT: Someone is burning an almost 9 year old account on this. What a waste.

Any time I see long-time juniors praising Trump, I wonder what the original purpose of these accounts were.

you people are so woke you looped back around to being negative woke

"Negative woke"? That would have been actually funny if you'd just said "asleep."

 

[Poltergust]

i can't even tell if i'm being trolled here. do you seriously not understand what i'm saying?

You think that Colbert is directly saying the president is gay and that that is bad.

So... no, I really have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Duxxy3]

Stewart/Colbert 2020

Who's in?