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Looks

 

[Azzurri]

Nothing beats Exit Wounds

 

[highrider]

I’m not gonna lie, Steven looks like he’s molded in gum arabic, and DMX is starting to look more like Fred Sanford, but I’m totally down to watch this if I happen to see it come up for old times sake. Making me think about the old days...

 

[Shifty]

That guy on the left looks real glum.

 

[TheSadRanger]

LMAO the dude's facial expression on the left in that YT thumbnail

"So this is what hell looks like"

 

[BadBurger]

*bark bark*

"Gimme ma' crack!"

*grrrrrrr*

 

[NahaNago]

wow , didn't recognize dmx at first. I usually like steven Seagal's terrible movies but this one looks really boring.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Space Runaway]

Looks like another one of those Seagal movies where he's barely in it and only showed up to film close-ups and money shots while using a double for everything else. Y'know, like basically every movie he's made in the last decade.

 

[Uhtred]

That guy on the left looks real glum.

 

[brap]

Looks like another one of those *insert former action star here* movies where he's barely in it and only showed up to film close-ups and money shots while using a double for everything else. Y'know, like basically every movie he's made in the last decade.

Fixed your post!

 

[EightBit Man]

"I don't have rage, I'm a happy guy!" "See this face? This is the happy face."

Man, Exit Wounds was such a funny movie.

 

[Breakage]

Seagal looks like a created character made flesh.

 

[Hans Bubby]

I can’t wait for Chris Stuckmann’s Hilariocity on this.

 

[Soltype]

Nothing beats Exit Wounds

 

[DiscoJer]

I don't understand Steven Seagal's hair. It looks like that spray on hair that was a thing for a while about a decade ago.

 

[brap]

I don't understand Steven Seagal's hair. It looks like that spray on hair that was a thing for a while about a decade ago.

Pretty sure it is lmao

 

[The Cockatrice]

Looks

 

[Hissing Sid]

This guy still going?

I caught one of his latest flicks on the background box this week. Full of funny camera angles and close ups to hide his fat and sloth-fu. How hard is it to keep in shape? Oh I know, not that fucking hard, even at his age. Does he have medical issues? I swear, he couldn't even turn his head. Every time he turned to speak to someone he rotated his entire upper torso.

 

[Papa]

That guy on the left looks real glum.

That’s highrider

 

[Tesseract]

kinda amazed dmx is still with us

dude is hammered shit 90% of the day

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

@ 46 seconds in. DId they really freeze frame Segal's head and have him say "Don't say a mother word to me!"?

But we get another Segal movie. Yay...It's all that the world wanted. Peace shall now reign.

 

[highrider]

That’s highrider