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Stranglehold PC System Requirements (probably fake...)

MickeyKnox said:
It's the truth.

Not only is console gaming more comfortable (a nice couch + a big glorious High Definition 720p screen + 5.1 surround) but the games look better and play better on a console.

Call me when PC shooters finally catch up to revolutionary games like HALO, HALO 2 and HALO 3.

When no one understands satire it has the same effect as trolling ya know ;b
 
InsertCredit said:
:lol

Quite ridiculous to attack pc's on their strongest points; high resolutions, surround sound support & fps-games.
:lol @ you.

High Definition is better than High Resolution, not only that but PC monitors are small screens and HDTVs are big screens, making the graphics better.

Sound on a PC is limited to 2 crappy speakers or a pair of headphones, where as on a console you can have it hooked up to an entertainment center where you can have surround sound so here again, consoles are better.

And :lol @ FPS games with a keyboard and mouse.

Educate yourself next time before making such ridiculous statements.

EviLore said:
When no one understands satire it has the same effect as trolling ya know ;b
awwwwwwwwwwwww, rats.

Way to ruin the fun, meanie.
 
:lol @ Mickey's bait.

Kidding aside (EviLore spoiled the party :P) it's pretty strange that a game that has this cosmic minimum requirements runs @ 60 fps on 360.

Shoddy PC port or the fact that UE3.0 is heavily optimised for Xbox 360?
 
In the midway link in the OP, posters are reporting these aren't minimum specs based on a german mag contacting midway and getting some other info or being told its outright wrong.
 
Gigs are not the issue here, storage is so cheap I haven't had to burn a DVD in months. I just got a 500GB eSATA drive just for backup and it's not even half full.

Dual core proc and 7800 or higher is ridiculous though, and 2 gigs of RAM should be recommended for every PC game.
 
Steroyd said:
Whoa!!

Total Hard Drive space
Above 250 Gb 252,978 25.29 %

They have 10 - 19GB left even though most have over 250GB. :O

Data* is like a carp, it grows to fit its environment.





*porn
 
Kidding aside (EviLore spoiled the party :P) it's pretty strange that a game that has this cosmic minimum requirements runs @ 60 fps on 360.

If only.

I mean, sure, if you look at the sky you'll hit 60. But most of the game is lucky to hit 30. Feels like that, at least.
 
Borys said:
:lol @ Mickey's bait.

Kidding aside (EviLore spoiled the party :P) it's pretty strange that a game that has this cosmic minimum requirements runs @ 60 fps on 360.

Shoddy PC port or the fact that UE3.0 is heavily optimised for Xbox 360?

I recall being told (by teh insiderz) that much of the UE3.0 renderer had been rewritten for Stranglehold. If these specs are real, I'm guessing it's just a lazy port. I guess we will know for sure re: UE3.0 when GoW hits.
 
White Man said:
I recall being told (by teh insiderz) that much of the UE3.0 renderer had been rewritten for Stranglehold. If these specs are real, I'm guessing it's just a lazy port. I guess we will know for sure re: UE3.0 when GoW hits.
I call shenanigans on those specs. If a 3gz C2D with 2gigs of ram and an 8800 series card will run Gears no problem (according to Epic) then no way in hell those are minimum requirements for a game like Stranglehold.
 
Chairman Yang said:
Uh, weren't these specs already debunked as fake?

Even if we've no first hand confirmation, it's quite obvious they are fake considering a 7800 is 3-4 times faster than a X1300.
 
EviLore said:
When no one understands satire it has the same effect as trolling ya know ;b

When it's such a poor attempt that it can't be distinguished from sincere trolling then it's his fault people thought it was serious.
 
:lol @ Mickey's posts

Zenith said:
When it's such a poor attempt that it can't be distinguished from sincere trolling then it's his fault people thought it was serious.

How did this not give it away to you?

MickeyKnow said:
Call me when PC shooters finally catch up to revolutionary games like HALO, HALO 2 and HALO 3.
 
Danielsan said:
How did this not give it away to you?

I'm referring to the one before that. it was a very poorly done attempt at sarcasm. example:

"I hate Nintendo, just a bunch of cheap kiddy games and nothing hardcore. The Wii's a joke."

Now I could easily claim that as satire but it's so bad I would expect people to think I was serious, just like his post. it read like a uninformed troll, not a joke. it's on the same level as a puncline that falls flat. it does actually take some semblance of wit to make decent use of sarcasm. can't just post anything and think the knowledge in your own head that you don't really mean it will instantly make it funny.
 
MickeyKnox said:
It's the truth.

Not only is console gaming more comfortable (a nice couch + a big glorious High Definition 720p screen + 5.1 surround) but the games look better and play better on a console.

Call me when PC shooters finally catch up to revolutionary games like HALO, HALO 2 and HALO 3.

Indeed, HDTV tech is so much more advanced than the archeic TFT tech used in the PC arena, also, when will PC gamers learn that Dual Analog controls are just the control method of choice? It's madness I tells you.

Runs off to play HL2
 
MickeyKnox said:
It's the truth.

Not only is console gaming more comfortable (a nice couch + a big glorious High Definition 720p screen + 5.1 surround) but the games look better and play better on a console.

Call me when PC shooters finally catch up to revolutionary games like HALO, HALO 2 and HALO 3.

...wow

you´re kidding right? RIGHT??
 
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