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[coldvein]

does ky jelly really make masturbation that much better

no, only sissies wank off with lube.

 

[AlanHemberger]

does ky jelly really make masturbation that much better

Masturbation? No.
Vaginal sex? Somewhat. Think of it as a well-oiled machine
Anal sex? Absolutely necessary.
Self anal stimulation? PERV!

 

[Tarazet]

does ky jelly really make masturbation that much better

Not for me, lubrication makes me uncomfortable. Which leads me to: is there any "standard" method of masturbation? I've asked three guys and they described three different methods, all different from mine. And none of them work for me. Here I thought it was just yank it until it blows..

 

[AlanHemberger]

Not for me, lubrication makes me uncomfortable. Which leads me to: is there any "standard" method of masturbation? I've asked three guys and they described three different methods, all different from mine. And none of them work for me. Here I thought it was just yank it until it blows..

Well I know what mine is...

1. Grab tweezers
2. ????
3. Profit

 

[Tarazet]

Well I know what mine is...

1. Grab tweezers
2. ????
3. Profit

Tweezers?!?!

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

what i do usually is i get on top of my pool table and hump the shit out of it until i blow

it's pretty stimulating

 

[PhoenixDark]

Not for me, lubrication makes me uncomfortable. Which leads me to: is there any "standard" method of masturbation? I've asked three guys and they described three different methods, all different from mine. And none of them work for me. Here I thought it was just yank it until it blows..

I use two different methods

1) Regular yanking of the penis

2) Stroking. This is where you take your fingers and slowly stroke/squeeze the penis in a downward motion, while it's half erect; this should be done with it still in your underwear so it's held in place.

 

[holliberry]

In the English language, what's the ratio of adjectives with a negative connotation to the adjectives with a positive connotation?

This is actually an awesome question. Now I want to know!

 

[davepoobond]

no, only sissies wank off with lube.

real men hump the mattress

 

[shuri]

Do pubes go grey just like hair on your head does

They do!

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

real men hump the mattress

dude holy shit, i basically posted the same thing haha

 

[thesoapster]

what i do usually is i get on top of my pool table and hump the shit out of it until i blow

it's pretty stimulating

:lol :lol :lol

 

[X26]

How can commercials all be timed to end and start exactly when a show ends/starts/goes to break without any pauses?! BLOWS MY FREAKING MIND!

that and the postal service

 

[White Man]

This thread needs more Peter North.

 

[AlanHemberger]

How can commercials all be timed to end and start exactly when a show ends/starts/goes to break without any pauses?! BLOWS MY FREAKING MIND!

that and the postal service

moments of "black" and station specific commercials

 

[HeadsUpSevenUp]

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

 

[demon]

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

then God help us all.

 

[etiolate]

What will happen to society when the magnetic poles reverse?

If he is called He-Man, why is her name She-ra instead of She-Woman or She-Lady?

 

[Son of Godzilla]

I've always wondered what guys who shave their entire pubic region do about the short hairs on their actual balls.

 

[koam]

What will happen to society when the magnetic poles reverse?

If he is called He-Man, why is her name She-ra instead of She-Woman or She-Lady?

She-man

 

[muttyeah416]

How can commercials all be timed to end and start exactly when a show ends/starts/goes to break without any pauses?! BLOWS MY FREAKING MIND!

that and the postal service

there probably is like a randomnator machine that shoots out commercials randomly and instantly, kinda like the ball machine on the price is right

 

[Tarazet]

I've always wondered what guys who shave their entire pubic region do about the short hairs on their actual balls.

I used to, and I would.. just shave them. That wasn't the hard part.. it was the base of the shaft that bled most easily and got irritated the most.

 

[Junpei Heat]

What happen to Angel of a Wing?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

why is John Stamos so handsome?

 

[Callo Merlose]

What happen to Angel of a Wing?

They set us up the bomb.

 

[Pochacco]

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

why does one testicle hang lower than the other?

why do men have nipples? they don't do anything

why do people like tennis?

 

[demon]

why does one testicle hang lower than the other?

why do men have nipples? they don't do anything

why do people like tennis?

because.

because nipples form before a gender is assigned to the fetus.

because it's f*ckin fun, why do you ask?

 

[PhoenixDark]

This thread needs more Peter North.

I agree. I'm a Peter North fan. Gay or straight, I just love his work. I'm not into golf, but I can recognize Tiger Woods' greatness. Likewise I'm not gay, but I can recognize Peter North's talents, when he did that kind of porn.

 

[Steriletom]

The lightning striking water is a good question that I've often wondered about myself, an answer would be appreciated, mmkay thanx.

 

[bjork]

I agree. I'm a Peter North fan. Gay or straight, I just love his work. I'm not into golf, but I can recognize Tiger Woods' greatness. Likewise I'm not gay, but I can recognize Peter North's talents, when he did that kind of porn.

butt insides :\

 

[Der Kommisar]

I agree. I'm a Peter North fan. Gay or straight, I just love his work. I'm not into golf, but I can recognize Tiger Woods' greatness. Likewise I'm not gay, but I can recognize Peter North's talents, when he did that kind of porn.

You're not gay, but you'll watch gay porn if it features your favorite male porn star?

 

[ghostmind]

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

 

[demon]

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

I don't know, maybe Gallagher's figured it out by now, ask him.

 

[MetalAlien]

What would happen to matter if you were somehow able to take away it's temperature completely. Absolute zero. Would it self collapse into a black hole? Something stranger?

Yes I know about a Bose-Einstein Condensation.

 

[brocke]

What does Rosie Odonnel look like without his makeup

fixed

 

[Christopher]

What does PhoenixDark look like?

 

[brocke]

I used to, and I would.. just shave them. That wasn't the hard part.. it was the base of the shaft that bled most easily and got irritated the most.

if you think thats hard try the hair on the penis. now thats a bitch.

 

[X26]

This thread needs more Peter North.

lots of celery

 

[Bit-Bit]

if you think thats hard try the hair on the penis. now thats a bitch.

No its not, just get yourself erect and its pretty easy.

 

[AlanHemberger]

No its not, just get yourself erect and its pretty easy.

Quoted fo' troof

 

[arab]

Why does every Off-Topic thread end in discussion about masturbation?

 

[Tarazet]

Why does every Off-Topic thread end in discussion about masturbation?

:lol :lol :lol I can't believe how right you are, actually.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

does ky jelly really make masturbation that much better

There actually is an answer to this - it depends on whether you are circumcised or not. If you still have your foreskin then the skin itself moves as you stroke it, reducing friction and the need for lube. If you are cut however there is no skin to reduce friction, thus lube may be of benefit to you.

Masturbation? No.
Vaginal sex? Somewhat. Think of it as a well-oiled machine
Anal sex? Absolutely necessary.
Self anal stimulation? PERV!

?? Think of foreplay, then you wouldn’t need artificial lube for a well-oiled machine.

 

[gprime]

Why is the world against me?

 

[Verano]

Why can't I date a pretty Jewish chick?

 

[PhoenixDark]

Why can't I date a pretty Jewish chick?

Nice try. I'm not getting banned over that one

 

[Der Kommisar]

Why can't I date a pretty Jewish chick?

Because you aren't rich?

 

[MetalAlien]

How can Elizabeth Shue be an inch and a half shorter than Winona Ryder?

 

[Cheesemeister]

Why can't I date a pretty Jewish chick?