I utterly agree with OP's praise of SO. The one...no, let's make that two qualifiers I would add/append are these:
1.) Assume the game doesn't begin until you get the air-dash. This is as integral as jumping would be to Mario, in my mind.
2.) The game's tone is a complete success, and it's no small part of it. If you think it's too cringe-worthy, which you may, it's my opinion you're having the same reaction someone who likes alternative music who doesn't enjoy grunge or rap would to stand-outs in those genres. Give it a chance. That's no guarantee on its own.
1.) Assume the game doesn't begin until you get the air-dash. This is as integral as jumping would be to Mario, in my mind.
2.) The game's tone is a complete success, and it's no small part of it. If you think it's too cringe-worthy, which you may, it's my opinion you're having the same reaction someone who likes alternative music who doesn't enjoy grunge or rap would to stand-outs in those genres. Give it a chance. That's no guarantee on its own.