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Super Best Friends |OT2| We Promise Nothing and Deliver Less

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and Bowser is now the leader of a biker gang called the Koopas

and he's...urban...

Bro if you think Michael Bay won't make sex jokes about a girl under 18 you haven't seen the newest Transformers


I thought that girl had just turned 18...well either way he's still going to be getting those...ahem low angle shots...

He's gonna make Peach wash Mario's car.

wash his kart...what about Luigi though?
 
Frienders what are your stands?
One More Time.
Stand is a physical type with a short range, but saying the Stand's name will rewind time by 5 seconds. This affects everyone including the user, however any damage sustained by the Stand is not reversed when One More Time is activated.

Yes, it's a Stand that has to do with time making me pretty much invincible, fuck you.
 
I'm sure he'll get this in there somewhere.

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Made in Source Filmmaker?
 
My stand's name is Closing Time and it makes customers leave my job when its closing time so I can go home and sleep.

Sounds totally useless, until Jotaro and the gang come around and it somehow becomes the most dangerous thing ever.
 
One More Time.
Stand is a physical type with a short range, but saying the Stand's name will rewind time by 5 seconds. This affects everyone including the user, however any damage sustained by the Stand is not reversed when One More Time is activated.

Yes, it's a Stand that has to do with time making me pretty much invincible, fuck you.

videogame stand giving me the infinity guantlet makes you and your stand my bitch cause time gem

yea
 
Frienders what are your stands?

Did this for one of my RP's...
DONT JUDGE ME

Name: Technologic
Power: Technological Assimilation with some elements of Electricity Absorption
Power - B
Speed - A
Range - E
Durability - E
Precision - C
Potential - A

I wanted this stand to be based around the versatility of technology being able to adapt to any situation by combining with technology and forming it in a way kinda like how alchemy is used in FMA (example being making a chunk of iron into armor). So for example I'm able to fuse and transform a fridge into a suit of armor or a robotic arm.

However its power depends on the presence of technology around the user (making it useless in a desert, etc) and some form of electricity to be absorbed in order for the electrical parts to be used. The power is also limited to its range as the user can only assimilate and transform technology to its whim by physically touching it. Its durability is listed low as various hazards such as water, sand, rock etc would dispel electricity (like how RHCP got defeated) and make the technological parts useless.

Also like many stands I kinda thought of other sub-abilities as well. Based on the amount of electricity present the user may use Short Circuit by being able to use electricity based attacks. And as a last ditch effort ability the user can use One More Time to revive themselves once afterwards losing control of there body and turning into energy to be released wherever in the world.
 
My stand's name is Closing Time and it makes customers leave my job when its closing time so I can go home and sleep.

Sounds totally useless, until Jotaro and the gang come around and it somehow becomes the most dangerous thing ever.

There are thousands of angry beavers outside the bar, going outside will be instant death! Their only chance is to wait them out!
This is from the redacted chapter where Joseph thinks they need to go through Canada to get to Egypt.

My Stand is The Man Who Sold the World, and its power is that after witnessing the stand, from then on when not in the presence of the Stand people forget about me completely and everything I've done, and can only remember again when the Stand is present.

It's the Stand that Aaron secretly needs since it keeps you out of the Shame Car.
 
There are thousands of angry beavers outside the bar, going outside will be instant death! Their only chance is to wait them out!
This is from the redacted chapter where Joseph thinks they need to go through Canada to get to Egypt.

My Stand is The Man Who Sold the World, and its power is that after witnessing the stand, from then on when not in the presence of the Stand people forget about me completely and everything I've done, and can only remember again when the Stand is present.

It's the Stand that Aaron secretly needs since it keeps you out of the Shame Car.

See! Totally dangerous. Its the most nefarious of stands!
Dio-sama paid me good money to kill you guys no hard feelings.
 
I was super close to calling my Stand that, but decided to go for a better Daft Punk song. Glad I made that decision.

It blows my mind how there isn't a Daft Punk inspired stand in Jojo yet. I feel like the design of it is already done too, just make it a guy with the helmet.
 
It blows my mind how there isn't a Daft Punk inspired stand in Jojo yet. I feel like the design of it is already done too, just make it a guy with the helmet.
The fact that fucking Limp Bizkit became a stand in JoJo before Daft Punk is totally crazy (though kind of hilarious. Only thing it was lacking was the cap)
 
The fact that fucking Limp Bizkit became a stand in JoJo before Daft Punk is totally crazy (though kind of hilarious. Only thing it was lacking was the cap)

You have to wonder how Araki comes out with these ideas. Does he just look through his discography and wiki's a power or supernatural phenomenon and calls it a day?
 
You have to wonder how Araki comes out with these ideas. Does he just look through his discography and wiki's a power or supernatural phenomenon and calls it a day?

I think most of the post-shonen arcs he actually is really hype for his characters, but I think with Stardust Crusaders this was probably close to the case.
Oh no! I'm out of Tarot cards! And Egyptian gods! Quick, what's literally sitting in my Walkman right now?!

The perils of shonen-genre chapter churn, I guess.
 
Whoops forgot to add. My stand would be Birdhouse in your soul which would probably be shortened down to Birdhouse. It manifests as a small blue canary that can manipulate light, mostly in more passive ways, such as creating a hard light bridge to carry the user over a cliff, however it does have some minor offensive abilities.
 
I think most of the post-shonen arcs he actually is really hype for his characters, but I think with Stardust Crusaders this was probably close to the case.
Oh no! I'm out of Tarot cards! And Egyptian gods! Quick, what's literally sitting in my Walkman right now?!

The perils of shonen-genre chapter churn, I guess.

My problem is also that the band/song names are very random at times and he just attaches a random power to it.
Like Red Hot Chilli Pepper power is...electricity?

Oh well, it gives it a more bizarre sense I guess.
 
Frienders what are your stands?

Stand: Hooked on a Feeling
The stand is stylized to a boxers type of aesthetic, but obviously with some altercations because it's a stand. It's main gimmick is that if it is able to make contact with it's boxing glove you are imprinted with it's fist and won't be able to move when the stand is charging at you while it delivers an ORA of hooks to your face. This stand has the most potential when it is near the breaking point and becomes stronger and stronger the more punishment it takes.

The stand is very durable, very fast, very precise, but has it's short comings in range. I feel like I'm missing one more gimmick for this stand, but I'll probably think of something later.
 
Whoops forgot to add. My stand would be Birdhouse in your soul which would probably be shortened down to Birdhouse. It manifests as a small blue canary that can manipulate light, mostly in more passive ways, such as creating a hard light bridge to carry the user over a cliff, however it does have some minor offensive abilities.

I like that when talking about JoJo creating hard-light constructs is considered a passive/minor version of manipulating light. Major light manipulation in JoJo presumably involves creating a color pattern that causes people to go comatose from epileptic seizures or brainwashes them into believing they're chickens with hypnotic patterns.

My problem is also that the band/song names are very random at times and he just attaches a random power to it.
Like Red Hot Chilli Pepper power is...electricity?

Oh well, it gives it a more bizarre sense I guess.

Well, yeah. What I mean is that he's really excited about the character and the power and the name is almost an afterthought, as opposed to the characters somehow being the result of him just throwing something together based on a song.

(Which is a shame. I play tabletop RPGs, and when I'm running a game I find just using a song to be the best way to create memorable NPCs on the fly.)
 
Stand: If 6 Was 9
Power - E
Speed - C
Range - A
Durability - A (Only when attached to a target otherwise E)
Precision - C
Potential - B

If 6 Was 9 takes the form of a mosquito, once it lands on it's target and stings them it's ability activates and becomes indestructible plus irremovable (unless you cut off the limb/part it's attached to). 6's Ability causes the target's 5 senses to "flip". The target now sees the world upside down, sounds they hear from the left are really coming from the right. Smells flip to the opposite spectrum with rotting food smelling great, taste also flips with foods you hated are amazing. Finally pain has flipped with actions that should soothing to you being painful and being damaged feels good. 6 can only be used on one person at a time, the user can call it off it's current target onto a new one. But it's ability's effects on the previous target will disappear a few seconds after doing so.
 
I love the fact that I just watched almost an hour of four adults debating the new TMNT movie. This sure as hell saved me from having to see the film for myself and destroying my childhood.
 
so this new TMNT cartoon is pretty damn good
i like how they introduce their love of Pizza in the first episodes instead of just having them love pizza before even being on the surface
 
Stand Name: Climactic Degradation
Powers: a very physical stand with a high endurance and strong power. It has lacklustre range but I have not bothered testing this to an exact distance because fuck that. It's special ability slowly damages everyone's, including the user's, mental abilities within it's range to an eventual Homo Erectus level, destroying intelligent thought, logic, and remorse. This is reverted when the stand feels fit, is longer within range, or upon defeat. While under the effect, people, no longer limited by their thoughts and reasoning, will attack any nearby object or person with reckless abandon and greatly increased strength. Prolonged exposure may have a permanent effect, or it's user may just be a sociopathic moron.

I've only seen up to like the 7th episode of Stardust Crusaders, I don't know if something like this already exists.
 
I'm not enough of a nerd to create my own OC stand.

That being said, I find the idea of a 40+ year old Japanese man listening to biggie smalls and limp bizkit way too hilarious.
 
I go to sleep for a couple of hours and wake up to see people exchanging porn links and a gif of Zelda getting ready to go to town on Peach.

This thread really is about everything.

Quick, we have to talk about video games... hey Gamescom's this week, anybody hyped for that?
Also, is anyone in this thread going to Gamescom ? I am
, on saturday.
God save me
 
Oh Liam, why did you have to say your favorite movie of the series was 'Secret of the Ooze'? Now I can't be angry at him.

I heard that too! Yo that's my favorite Turtles movie too!

The fact that fucking Limp Bizkit became a stand in JoJo before Daft Punk is totally crazy (though kind of hilarious. Only thing it was lacking was the cap)

Wait, what? Fred Durst becomes a stand?!?
 
So now I can't watch the new tmnt film when it comes out. Thanks Best Friends :(

Hey man it's only the opinions of a select few. Go and judge for yourself, but pay a matinee price.

Unless you're upset with spoilers... Which I could say ya shouldn't have watched the video.
 
Hey man it's only the opinions of a select few. Go and judge for yourself, but pay a matinee price.

Unless you're upset with spoilers... Which I could say ya shouldn't have watched the video.

No i don't care about the spoilers but they listed a bunch of objective facts about the film that makes me hate it pre-emptively, which is super sad. I was already teetering anyway with Fox and Bay.
 
My Stand is Stayin' Alive. If I'm hurt or dying, the stand comes out with defibrillators and shocks me. The defibrillators can heal anything, even diseases. The downside is my stand is very vulnerable and hidden somewhere on my body.
 
I went last year and given the fact that it was the year with the most people ever, it was manageable.

I expect a report on Bloodborne on my desk by the end of the week.

But seriously, mad jelly right now. Please tell me your going to try to play Bloodborne there.
 
So now we're onto porn links and lewd gifs. When are we going to start exchanging fanfics?
...Diddy's eyes gazed longingly towards the exposed orange fur of his rival on the track.
"What's wrong Diddy kun?" Teased Crash as he pulled into his position at the starting line of the race.
"Afraid you'll be seeing my tailpipe all day?"
Little did he realize Diddy yearned for nothing more...
 
Wow. I didn't think the new TMNT movie would be so bad. I guess the CGI movie and the old live action ones are the decent ones. But to be really honest, I hate TMNT, they are boring as fuck and i never understood why people liked them. the 03 TV series was good but that's about it.
 
I expect a report on Bloodborne on my desk by the end of the week.

But seriously, mad jelly right now. Please tell me your going to try to play Bloodborne there.

I'm going with 4 friends, 2 of which are PlayStation fanboys, so we'll see.
I'm mostly going to try out some of the Nintendo games.
Maybe a Bayo 2 report if there is a new demo
 
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