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Super Best Friends Thread 4: Pat, Please Come Back. We're Not Creepy Anymore!

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The same as everyone else

Die within days from either scavengers or going insane from all the stress/ paranoia/ lack of sleep

Unless I find a samurai sword; then I will cut them all down and rule the world.
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My unrealistic but fun plan is to start a gang of roving Luchadors called "The Loco Luchas" who roam around, suplexing people and killing/destroying everything with macho skills.

Taking zombies to the top rope!

Change the name to "Luchadores de los muertos" and I'm in.
 
I live on a military base, so I'm good.

Aren't you in the military, though? Won't you be the first to die if any tropes are to go by? And if we're not going by tropes, then the zombie virus probably wouldn't actually spread, since there's no real way they'd take out military personnel.
 
My other plan is to jump six months into it. Everyone is holding out for it to get better, so they don't go full on evil, but not me! I'm gonna be the most evil and vile motherfucker in the city on day one.

"Oh shit! A-Ron's coming yo!"

You come at A-Ron you'd best not miss.

I live on a military base, so I'm good.

Dude, play RE Code Veronica. Living on a military base doesn't automatically mean safer.

If it's a biological airborne attack the best place would be the country.
 
Steal several toasters. Hide notes inside of them which leads to a treasure hunt of sorts giving a hint to the next toaster. In the location of the final toaster I will die in a funny position surrounded by toasters.
 
Aren't you in the military, though? Won't you be the first to die if any tropes are to go by? And if we're not going by tropes, then the zombie virus probably wouldn't actually spread, since there's no real way they'd take out military personnel.

...So it's basically a 50/50 shot I live...

Unless we go by Scott Steiner math...In which I probably die...

...Fuck...
 
I would do the matt thing and just go to a video and watch all the zombie movies to see who got it right.

That's my first idea.

Because if the producers got it right, then the rest of world is already defined.

Also, FIND THE CDC. They'd be working on a cure and you'd be able to help.

Weapons that don't make noise are also a great idea. Ice picks, fire ax, machete, and maybe a 9mm with a Water bottle silencer.
 
Steal several toasters. Hide notes inside of them which leads to a treasure hunt of sorts giving a hint to the next toaster. In the location of the final toaster I will die in a funny position surrounded by toasters.

I googled this to see if it was from something, and google gave me this page.
Damn, Google. You scary.
Also that was a funny post
 
The youtube comments under the Co-optional podcast are pretty hilarious (for a change). It's just TB and his fans being confused by SBFP lore.
 
Are they spreading hilarious lies about Woolie?
Yes, among other things:

Zero Tolerance
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I didn't know Polaris supported murdering thieves to appear on podcasts.

Aufinator
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what? Is that a joke or would you like to explain...
 
The youtube comments under the Co-optional podcast are pretty hilarious (for a change). It's just TB and his fans being confused by SBFP lore.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? This could attract new fans, but what's happening with TWD and DS2, the amount of salt it's causing... I don't know if they'll be willing to stick around.
 
Is this a good thing or a bad thing? This could attract new fans, but what's happening with TWD and DS2, the amount of salt it's causing... I don't know if they'll be willing to stick around.

We've been recommending the older completed stuff to the newbies on GAF. Worse playthroughs have happened. If they look at Prison Break they're in for a treat.
 
Half these comments are about Woolie being a murderer and the other half are people talking about how they think Dodger is cute. I'm assuming Dodger is the girl.
 
I guess Pat's dedication to hating people is just really, really strong.
Well he literally just said on this weeks podcast that he was so angry at that guy who was trying to sue him, the guy dropped dead.

Zombie plan is this:
1. look outside window
2. can I make it to my cousin's house in the middle of nowhere?
if yes: go there
if no: is neighbourhood fucked?
if yes: kill self
if no: try to make it to semi close farms
 
Does anyone else think They're becoming the true new KENNY?
I mean let's get a count of atrocities(1 for each episode so far); threatened a pregnant lady, indirectly responsible for Walter and Alvin's death, semi more responsible for Reggies death, Killed Sarita in front of Kenyy making the third person he's loved dead before his eyes with him incapable of protecting anything. Also let's not forget their constant talk of boats.
They are the true new Kenny.
 
Does anyone else think They're becoming the true new KENNY? I mean let's get a count of atrocities(1 for each episode so far); threatened a pregnant lady, indirectly responsible for Walter and Alvin's death, semi more responsible for Reggies death, Killed Sarita in front of Kenyy making the third person he's loved dead before his eyes with him incapable of protecting anything. Also let's not forget their constant talk of boats. They are the true new Kenny.
"The real monster is man
pat
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Does anyone else think They're becoming the true new KENNY?
I mean let's get a count of atrocities(1 for each episode so far); threatened a pregnant lady, indirectly responsible for Walter and Alvin's death, semi more responsible for Reggies death, Killed Sarita in front of Kenyy making the third person he's loved dead before his eyes with him incapable of protecting anything.
Also let's not forget their constant talk of boats. They are the true new Kenny.

They have always been Kenny.
 
Does anyone else think They're becoming the true new KENNY?
I mean let's get a count of atrocities(1 for each episode so far); threatened a pregnant lady, indirectly responsible for Walter and Alvin's death, semi more responsible for Reggies death, Killed Sarita in front of Kenyy making the third person he's loved dead before his eyes with him incapable of protecting anything. Also let's not forget their constant talk of boats.
They are the true new Kenny.
None of those are atrocities.
And Clem isn't responsible for killing Alvin and Walt. Not even remotely.

The Sarita one is debatable,
but really it just accelerated what needed to be done anyway.

Also might wanna spoiler-tag that shit.
 
Half these comments are about Woolie being a murderer and the other half are people talking about how they think Dodger is cute. I'm assuming Dodger is the girl.

Jeeep. She's does the whole thing of being an actual person without gender really relevant pretty well (as far as you can escape that, of course), but that doesn't stop her fans from being creepy.

She does have a large female audience, which isn't surprising, so neither would it be that some of them just like to talk about girl stuff. Most of it is just creepy fucks though. You should see the Dodger threads on 4chan. Or don't, if you don't want to feel uncomfortable.
 
Jeeep. She's does the whole thing of being an actual person without gender really relevant pretty well (as far as you can escape that, of course), but that doesn't stop her fans from being creepy.

What does she do? From what I saw of this podcast she seemed like the most normal person of the whole "Gurl gamer youtuber" thing.

And yeah, I'll stay away from 4Chan. They called me a weeb and insulted my videos once a few years ago and it hurt my feelings.
 
None of those are atrocities.
And Clem isn't responsible for killing Alvin and Walt. Not even remotely.

The Sarita one is debatable,
but really it just accelerated what needed to be done anyway.

Also might wanna spoiler-tag that shit.
Oops sorry. Atrocities was more of a hyperbole, also they are somewhat responsible. That's what Carlos was getting at.
They shot at a guy with hostages(or I guess told Kenny to shoot) and we're supposed to be surprised he did an escalation of force by shooting some people? Yeah they didn't pull the trigger, but shooting at Carver wasn't a good idea.

Also
why do people not like Sarita? She seemed pretty chill to me? Is it cause she was with Kenny? Cause she is so much better than Larry.
 
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