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[Meier]

While attempting to promote her upcoming compilation Standing Ovation: The Greatest Songs From The Stage, Boyle's PR team tweeted out an announcement that the Scottish singer will be hosting an "exclusive album listening party" where she will be answering questions from fans.

To help spread the word, the hashtag #susanalbumparty was tacked on to the tweet. It was supposed to spell out "Susan Album Party," but instead, for the majority of literate adults with a juvenile mind, it ended up spelling out "Su's Anal Bum Party."

http://gawker.com/5962642/susan-boy...ng-her-twitter-followers-to-an-anal-bum-party

 

[cacophony]

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7000

 

[VertPin]

PR to be fired soon

 

[Outlaw]

Ain't no party like an Anal Bum Party

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Why not, I'd go to this party.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Anal bum party is the shit!

 

[xbhaskarx]

Would

 

[Xcellere]

 

[Salsa]

http://www.penisland.net/

 

[funkystudent]

Anal bum party is the shit!

went to one a few weeks ago and it was total ass.


Would not go to another.

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

Why not, I'd go to this party.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Of all the musicians, she's not even on the list for such a party.

 

[krameriffic]

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7000

I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failure to do so is my greatest regret!

 

[Lumination]

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7000

Last I checked, why has every Sean Connery Celebrity Jeopardy skit been taken off YT? =(

Spoiler

Well, I know why, but why haven't people reupped?

 

[mre]

http://gawker.com/5962642/susan-boy...ng-her-twitter-followers-to-an-anal-bum-party

Well, now I know Susan Boyle has an album coming out, whereas 30 seconds ago I didn't. So there's that.

 

[SmellyHands]

#bullpenistired

 

[CorvoSol]

Boy, this is just about as mature as it gets. What's next, are we going to laugh every time a Frenchman says "oui"?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Perfect.

 

[Entropia]

I cannot stop laughing

 

[Wilbur]

I can't think of a worse anal bum party to go to.

Or album party for that matter.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

http://www.penisland.net/

Mind blown!

Left disappointed.

 

[MYE]

http://www.penisland.net/

"We Specialize In Wood"

C'mon lol

 

[richiek]

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

"We Specialize In Wood"

C'mon lol

Seriously, they must know pens will not the first thing in people's minds.

 

[Htown]

"We Specialize In Wood"

C'mon lol

That site is amazing.

"Many of our customers prefer to take on two or even three types of wood for one project. We can blend and shape to your desire, finising with hand-rubbed lacquers and clear coat. All with our 10-year guarantee."

"No request is too boring or too off-the-wall, we can fabricate nearly anything. Whether all you want is a simple skinny white pen (it's our best seller!) or something wrapped in leather or little pink bows, we've done it all. Even pens dipped in chocolate! "

EDIT: OH GOD

"Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections."

 

[Jitters]

That Jeopardy sketch was the first thing to come to my mind too.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

"We Specialize In Wood"

C'mon lol

Q: Can I provide my own wood?

A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

 

[braves01]

Sounds fun. If I can't get a ticket to the event, I'll try to sneak in the back door.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

That site is amazing.

"Many of our customers prefer to take on two or even three types of wood for one project. We can blend and shape to your desire, finising with hand-rubbed lacquers and clear coat. All with our 10-year guarantee."

"No request is too boring or too off-the-wall, we can fabricate nearly anything. Whether all you want is a simple skinny white pen (it's our best seller!) or something wrapped in leather or little pink bows, we've done it all. Even pens dipped in chocolate! "

EDIT: OH GOD

"Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections."

It must be a troll site

Your pen is
Our business!

 

[Majine]

http://www.penisland.net/

www.therapistfinder.com

 

[6.8]

It must be a troll site

Your pen is
Our business!

Yes. Still funny.

 

[Synth_floyd]

That site is obviously not a real pen store.

 

[NoRéN]

It must be a troll site

Your pen is
Our business!

The penis mightier than the sword.

 

[Why would you do that?]

Reminds me of a story a while back in NYC news where a woman's vanity license plate "ILUVTOFU" was denied, even though it was declaring her love for tofu.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Sounds fun. If I can't get a ticket to the event, I'll try to sneak in the back door.

shit lol