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Swedes Develop Invisible Bike Helmet

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Ok serious question time if I punch someone that is wearing one of these "invisible helmets" will it inflate? This does seem really cool though I hate helmets.
 
how would it prevent head on head collisions. what you're describing potentially sounds more dangerous.
It's not about preventing hits to the head, it's about reducing their damage.
What you need to do is reduce the force (i.e. deceleration) of your skull, the best way to do it is by cushioning, I have no idea how exactly it can work (or if it even can) but I do know that we're using very old technology to try to protect players.
 
Really? It was one line that took up fewer than 10 seconds. And if you've ever seen engineers then you know that something like 85-90% of them are males.

TBH you could make the same argument about the topic title. WTF do I care about Swedes inventing this thing?

The whole thing about the rooster, male executives, etc - if people keep pointing out that women inventing things is exceptional, it will never be seen as normal. Smart people are smart - it doesn't matter what their gender.

It was a poorly worded reaction on my part, I will say that.
 
This sounds like it would only work for road cycling. It seems if used while mountain biking there would be premature ejaculation all the time.
 
Once a man wanted to tell a story about female managers.

"Get a rooster and there will be order!"


I don't understand.
It should be clear even with those subtitles, but the literal translation would be:

There was once a man we met that really wanted to tell us a story about how women can't be bosses: "Place a rooster in a hen house, and there will be order."
(In other words, only a man can assume a leadership role.)
The whole thing about the rooster, male executives, etc - if people keep pointing out that women inventing things is exceptional, it will never be seen as normal. Smart people are smart - it doesn't matter what their gender.

It was a poorly worded reaction on my part, I will say that.
It's a response to people saying they can't possibly concoct something as technically engineered as that because they are women. As they said, people telling them they can't do it provoked them into showing them that the opposite was true. That was a part of it.

Anyway, there has been a thead on this video in the past. I'm not sure how long ago it was, though, but it must have been last year.
 
I'll let the beta testers first time buyers work out the initial chinks.

I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."
 
I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."
Dude calls himself EuropeOG and his profile says he lives in London. lol
 
I'd rather have an old style helmet and know it's already deployed. This is like having a diaper that doesn't activate until the poop comes out. You hope.
 
I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."

That's interesting.

In America, the normal phrases I've always heard/used are "chink in the armor" and "work out the kinks". Never heard them switched up, though they can have a similar meaning so I'm not surprised.
 
Here's a much more elegant solution:

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Bike helmets disguised as hats. 5000 dollar NASA certified inflato-bag not required.
 
Also I take issue with the use of "invisible." It's still there, it's just smaller. Like those foam pills that turn into dinosaurs with water. They don't call those invisible dinosaurs.
 
I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."

Here in the UK I've always heard it as a chink in the armor. Never heard it used in a derogatory manner.

Pretty sure Clarkson tested this on Top Gear a few years back, interesting concept for sure.
 
Well it's the wrong word. It's not racist though.

Technically helmets are armor, so not even the wrong word.

I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."

Apparently been in use since the 1400s and in common use since the 1600s. So it predates the US by some time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chink_in_one's_armor

Leave it to racists to take a perfectly good word and turn it into a slur.
 
It 's chink in one's armour and iron out the kinks.

They don't make much sense otherwise.

A kink is a fold or twist. A chink is a weak spot.

EDIT: Chink is actually an opening. So make even more sense.
 
That's racist. The word is kinks, you douche.

chink1
n
1. a small narrow opening, such as a fissure or crack
chink in one's armour a small but fatal weakness



Nope, right word.

I have to say it wasn't until I got to America that I started hearing people say "chinks" instead of "kinks". Even with the phrase "kinks in the armor" only in the US have I heard it as "chinks in the armor."

We don't say Kink here in Scotland.
 
Suprised you found out about this now OP, it's been around for awhile. My go-to-bikeshop has had the product for sale for months now..
 
Bike...helmet?

Dutch here. I know that race-cyclists wear them, and little kids, but regular bikers?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmet_laws_by_country

Denmark and the Netherlands have a strong cycling culture and have amongst the lowest levels of helmet use.

:lol at some of the rules other countries have set:

Hungary - Wearing a helmet increases the speed limit for bicycles outside populated areas from 40 km/h to 50 km/h.

Spain - Required on interurban routes except when going uphill or in very hot weather, or for professional cyclists.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmet_laws_by_country

Denmark and the Netherlands have a strong cycling culture and have amongst the lowest levels of helmet use.

:lol at some of the rules other countries have set:

Hungary - Wearing a helmet increases the speed limit for bicycles outside populated areas from 40 km/h to 50 km/h.

Spain - Required on interurban routes except when going uphill or in very hot weather, or for professional cyclists.

Thanx. Learned something new today.
Speed limit on bikes eh?..
 
Thanx. Learned something new today.
Speed limit on bikes eh?..
Bicycles are vehicles. I'm not allowed, as much a car isn't allowed, to go over 30 kmh in a 30 zone.

Bikes have bike lanes and their own traffic laws and rules - that sometimes are the same as the 'general traffic laws'.
 
I met one of the inventors at Eurobike. Easily the prettiest girl with the whitest teeth at the entire fair. The crass, body painted topless women at the german manufacturers booth doesn`t count. That they call it a airbag for the head rather than a helmet is calculated choice they`ve made. We have a Hövding at our magazine for testing. So far noone has decided to try it.
 
Ok serious question time if I punch someone that is wearing one of these "invisible helmets" will it inflate? This does seem really cool though I hate helmets.

It's probably using some sort of accelerometer to detect when it should inflate, so it won't inflate before you punch them. If you're pretty good and you just drop them it'll inflate before they hit the ground though.
 
Thing about a bike helmet is that you never know when you're going to need it or exactly what sort of protection you're going to require of it.

With this device, you have to hope that it's going to work exactly when you need it. So you have to worry about the device: is the battery fresh/charged (assuming it needs one)? Are the sensors functional? Can you test it, or is it single-use like automotive airbags? Is the opening for the bag unobstructed? Will it work if the rider has long hair, or decides to wear a hat? Is the collar comfortable, especially in hot weather, and can it shift out of position & risk improper deployment?

And then there's protection in various accidents. The deployed bag looks like it should protect against impacts with blunt objects -- road, car hoods, walls, etc. what about sharp objects? What about crushing forces? It's also not going to protect riders from hitting low-hanging things like signs or branches, whereas a hard helmet might.

For me there's just too much uncertainty. You're trading a bit of "freedom" for head protection that only works when/if the device decides it's needed.

Plus, good helmets aren't even that expensive. I'd just wear a helmet.
 
Don't really understand the invisible part.

You trade wearing something on your head for something you wear around your collar, and its not really discreet.

600 dollars for one time use. I would always be wondering if I am really protected, is it going to activate when I need it.

The video lost me when the girls mentioned that they were told they were going to be millionaires.

It sort of makes it seem that their motivations were more for money than humanity.

Should have kept that to themselves.
 
Thing about a bike helmet is that you never know when you're going to need it or exactly what sort of protection you're going to require of it.

With this device, you have to hope that it's going to work exactly when you need it. So you have to worry about the device: is the battery fresh/charged (assuming it needs one)? Are the sensors functional? Can you test it, or is it single-use like automotive airbags? Is the opening for the bag unobstructed? Will it work if the rider has long hair, or decides to wear a hat? Is the collar comfortable, especially in hot weather, and can it shift out of position & risk improper deployment?

And then there's protection in various accidents. The deployed bag looks like it should protect against impacts with blunt objects -- road, car hoods, walls, etc. what about sharp objects? What about crushing forces? It's also not going to protect riders from hitting low-hanging things like signs or branches, whereas a hard helmet might.

For me there's just too much uncertainty. You're trading a bit of "freedom" for head protection that only works when/if the device decides it's needed.

Plus, good helmets aren't even that expensive. I'd just wear a helmet.

I don't really think that this is for you then, but rather for the people who scoff at the notion of wearing something that for them looks silly. Just look above in this thread to see what I mean. Bike helmets are not something new, yet the adoption is very low in some areas so something like this "invisible helmet" is really a step in the right direction and can only get better with development.
 
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