Maybe you're thinking of this piece of shit? I think they were sold at the Bell for a while.
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Maybe you're thinking of this piece of shit? I think they were sold at the Bell for a while.
Every time I eat there I get the shits.
I can eat the "authentic" mexican food places no problem, that seem to have a notorious reputation for giving people the hershey squirts (Filiberto's, Alibertos, Los Betos etc.)
not when the poop comes out like a milk shake thats been sitting on the counter for a few hours.
what's not enjoyable about that!
Maybe you're thinking of this piece of shit? I think they were sold at the Bell for a while.
YES
I'd love the option of those. But they're crap?
This doesn't happen to normal healthy people.
That's because normal healthy people don't eat Taco Bell.
perfectchaos007
Member
When the shell is soft it's nasty, but when the shell is crunchy it's quite good. you can find them in the frozen section at Wal-Mart
They can occasionally and it won't do that to them.
Takamura-San
Member
24/7?
$1 for 3 tacos on Tuesdays? Dear god.
.... 3 tacos for $1...
What kind of diluted meat is on those tacos that you can make a profit by selling 3 of them for $1 dollar????
it's more paste than meat.
Where are you? Hogwarts?
newdayrocks
Member
Has anyone tried the new XXL Steak Nachos? I just saw a commercial for them last night, and they look ... legitimately good?
Join the army!
HappyBivouac
Member
The worst thing about taco bell is how they introduce god-tier menu items for a limited time, never to be seen again.
RIP Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito and 99 cent Beefy Crunch Burrito
RIP Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito and 99 cent Beefy Crunch Burrito
FUCK fast food places that do this. FUCK THEM. FUCK YOU CHECKERS. So many specials...
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Deleted member 47027
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I'm kinda ehh on em. I did order some the other day when I finally got to hit Bell and I asked for Volcano sauce (they call it Lava sauce) and they were markedly improved, but still weren't great. Save your $$$s.
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Deleted member 47027
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I can't lie, I would go there FAR less with no volcano options. It's the bomb.
HappyBivouac
Member
Volcano taco is king. Way better than that Doritos crap.
Takamura-San
Member
I have never been to Chipotle.
How does it compare to taco bell? which i have tasted.
How does it compare to taco bell? which i have tasted.
it's leagues better but it's also like 5x the price
Have you been to Qdoba or Pancheros?
It's alright, not worth the money. I just go to an actual taqueria if I want to pay Chipotle prices. Better food for the same price or cheaper. It's in a weird spot where it's fast food but more expensive and the food doesn't justify the price.
Snkfanatic
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I like their burrito bowls, they can be very good. Some places are not lucky enough to have a real or even remotely authentic place to turn to.
FallingEdge
Member
It is like 6 bux for a Chipotle burrito. Granted, you need 2 of them to feel remotely full but it still is delicious food.
BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO
Junior Member
Is it true that they use dog meat?
perfectchaos007
Member
I feel full after a Chipotle burrito...then again I get everything on it. Chicken, rice, beans, corn salsa, red salsa, crispies, lettuce, and grilled onions. Sometimes I'll add chips and guac as well if I'm really hungry
Holy fuck, you need 2 of Chipotle's burritos to feel full?
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Deleted member 47027
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Ah ah ah! Also, we're all not tiny. FallingEdge and I are really big dudes, we're both over 6'7". It takes some work.
The Lamonster
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I think he's saying something like "It is like 6 bux for a Chipotle burrito. But to be fair you need two $3 Taco Bell burritos to feel full, but Chipotle is more delicious regardless."
i really have been wanting some taco bell (because of this thread) but the only one in my neighborhood no longer exists... i'd have to ride my bike like 20 minutes now. i just went for a run, i might make the trip. if i want to get as fat as possible what should my order be? under 10 dollars.
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Deleted member 47027
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FE has been trying to bulk up, give the man a break ya butts!
I am reminded though of this DemoniusX video where he complains about some woman in a Taco Bell "She bought 6 combo meals for her and her 4 kids. I mean oh my god, that's so much fucking SHIT. I can only eat like, 4 of them on my own." what!
Probably 2 $5 boxes of food.
FallingEdge
Member
No no, Sunflower is right. I need 2 of them. Eating one is never enough. Give me some more tacos or more burritos. I can't help it.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Chipotle is AMAZING. For some reason it gives me horrible, nasty shits, but at the same time it's the only chain with Mexican-ish food that tastes natural and wholesome. They are superfilling, too, like an actual meal.
yeah i need my guacamole but DAMN it's like $2 extra
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Dude, send me the scraps.
It's a crying shame that we can't get good Mexican food in fucking Spain of all places. Basically you are forced to pick between terrible fake shit with the wrong ingredients and... well, Taco Bell. You'd think some good Mexican cooks would come here given that there's no language barrier, but no way, they all seem content to set up shop in America. At least we are finally getting some tasty love from El Pollo Campero...
Cabrones de mierda, quiero tacos de verdad.
Anoregon
The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
I don't even get guac. It's a flat out like $8.90 after tax for a barbacoa.
On the rare occasions I eat at Taco Bell its one 1/2 lb beef and bean burrito. Almost taste like a real Mexican burrito. Maybe its the onions and they don't get stingy with the beef. Some occasions a beef meximelt no salsa inside if I'm hungry. Much rather eat at Rancho Grande though.
I enjoy it every few months. I know it isn't real Mexican food. I don't care. I keep it simple. Hard/soft tacos (not supreme) and/or chicken quesos. I'm not a fan of sour cream or beans, so anything past tacos and quesos are useless to me. I went there for the first time in probably a year a couple nights ago. Missed it so.
Never had a stomach issue eating TB, and I ate there pretty regularly during high school. I've also never had stomach issues from White Castle.
Never had a stomach issue eating TB, and I ate there pretty regularly during high school. I've also never had stomach issues from White Castle.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Only terrible people enjoy hard shell tacos.
Yep.
The only time I will touch a hard shell taco is the Volcano Taco. It's a necessary evil.
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And it's red! That goes a long way.
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