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Razorback PT said:
This one is my favorite.
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Oh, thank you. You know... When I first got involved with this thread, it became very clear, almost immediately that we were going with puns. So, I looked to the other posters for inspiration, and of course, there were these really good puns about the testicle side of the situation. You know, it was good, but not very risky or game-changing. I said to myself, I said, "Lionel, how can you take it to the next level?" And I thought, I thought long and hard... And it became clear to me, that... What would be great, would be to pun, not only the testicle point of the story, but also the gun. I felt the gun-side was being greatly ignored, and it was just ripe for puns. So, I toyed around with the idea, of "high-caliber," or "ball-bearings," none of it quite hitting home with me, and I continued, when I received inspiration from on-high. *Pretentious laugh* And I remembered that I had often heard the expression "shooting blanks" to be related to someone who is sterile. The fact that this lad shot himself in the glands, meant that he most certainly would not be able to reproduce, and would theoretically be "shooting blanks." But what's really great about the pun, is that he would learn from his mistake, and start to shoot blanks, literally, as a safety precaution. So, it comes full-circle. *Coffee sip*

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I am such an ass.
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Oh, thank you. You know... When I first got involved with this thread, it became very clear, almost immediately that we were going with puns. So, I looked to the other posters for inspiration, and of course, there were these really good puns about the testicle side of the situation. You know, it was good, but not very risky or game-changing. I said to myself, I said, "Lionel, how can you take it to the next level?" And I thought, I thought long and hard... And it became clear to me, that... What would be great, would be to pun, not only the testicle point of the story, but also the gun. I felt the gun-side was being greatly ignored, and it was just ripe for puns. So, I toyed around with the idea, of "high-caliber," or "ball-bearings," none of it quite hitting home with me, and I continued, when I received inspiration from on-high. *Pretentious laugh* And I remembered that I had often heard the expression "shooting blanks" to be related to someone who is sterile. The fact that this lad shot himself in the glands, meant that he most certainly would not be able to reproduce, and would theoretically be "shooting blanks." But what's really great about the pun, is that he would learn from his mistake, and start to shoot blanks, literally, as a safety precaution. So, it comes full-circle. *Coffee sip*

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I am such an ass.
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*BLING*


"Congratulations! GAF has just reached a new level of meta!"
 
Atleast one person is rightfully out of the gene-pool now. Only a couple of million left to go.
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Oh, thank you. You know... When I first got involved with this thread, it became very clear, almost immediately that we were going with puns. So, I looked to the other posters for inspiration, and of course, there were these really good puns about the testicle side of the situation. You know, it was good, but not very risky or game-changing. I said to myself, I said, "Lionel, how can you take it to the next level?" And I thought, I thought long and hard... And it became clear to me, that... What would be great, would be to pun, not only the testicle point of the story, but also the gun. I felt the gun-side was being greatly ignored, and it was just ripe for puns. So, I toyed around with the idea, of "high-caliber," or "ball-bearings," none of it quite hitting home with me, and I continued, when I received inspiration from on-high. *Pretentious laugh* And I remembered that I had often heard the expression "shooting blanks" to be related to someone who is sterile. The fact that this lad shot himself in the glands, meant that he most certainly would not be able to reproduce, and would theoretically be "shooting blanks." But what's really great about the pun, is that he would learn from his mistake, and start to shoot blanks, literally, as a safety precaution. So, it comes full-circle. *Coffee sip*

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I am such an ass.
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I like you!
 
DemiMatt said:
Vallejo is seriously messed up. Anything outside of SF and the Penninsula is hella crazy up here in Norcal
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As someone who grew up in the town, it's nowhere near as bad as Richmond or parts of Oakland. You just need to stick to the right parts of town.

And there's plenty of crazy in SF and the peninsula. Marin's pretty much the only real low-key area around here.
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Oh, thank you. You know... When I first got involved with this thread, it became very clear, almost immediately that we were going with puns. So, I looked to the other posters for inspiration, and of course, there were these really good puns about the testicle side of the situation. You know, it was good, but not very risky or game-changing. I said to myself, I said, "Lionel, how can you take it to the next level?" And I thought, I thought long and hard... And it became clear to me, that... What would be great, would be to pun, not only the testicle point of the story, but also the gun. I felt the gun-side was being greatly ignored, and it was just ripe for puns. So, I toyed around with the idea, of "high-caliber," or "ball-bearings," none of it quite hitting home with me, and I continued, when I received inspiration from on-high. *Pretentious laugh* And I remembered that I had often heard the expression "shooting blanks" to be related to someone who is sterile. The fact that this lad shot himself in the glands, meant that he most certainly would not be able to reproduce, and would theoretically be "shooting blanks." But what's really great about the pun, is that he would learn from his mistake, and start to shoot blanks, literally, as a safety precaution. So, it comes full-circle. *Coffee sip*
I am such an ass.
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:lol
 
It's actually not that rare to have this happen. Usually, some moron sticks a handgun down the front of his pants hip-hop style, then somehow or another the gun goes off and shoots him in the groin. A lot of people have died that way, actually' there are a lot of major blood vessels in that area.
 
grumble said:
It's actually not that rare to have this happen. Usually, some moron sticks a handgun down the front of his pants hip-hop style, then somehow or another the gun goes off and shoots him in the groin. A lot of people have died that way, actually' there are a lot of major blood vessels in that area.
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Now that is natural selection.
 
Any updates on the status of his testicles? I assume they've been royally fucked up anyway.

Obligatory pun: Christ, what a nutter! EDIT: Beaten.. :(
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
Oh, thank you. You know... When I first got involved with this thread, it became very clear, almost immediately that we were going with puns. So, I looked to the other posters for inspiration, and of course, there were these really good puns about the testicle side of the situation. You know, it was good, but not very risky or game-changing. I said to myself, I said, "Lionel, how can you take it to the next level?" And I thought, I thought long and hard... And it became clear to me, that... What would be great, would be to pun, not only the testicle point of the story, but also the gun. I felt the gun-side was being greatly ignored, and it was just ripe for puns. So, I toyed around with the idea, of "high-caliber," or "ball-bearings," none of it quite hitting home with me, and I continued, when I received inspiration from on-high. *Pretentious laugh* And I remembered that I had often heard the expression "shooting blanks" to be related to someone who is sterile. The fact that this lad shot himself in the glands, meant that he most certainly would not be able to reproduce, and would theoretically be "shooting blanks." But what's really great about the pun, is that he would learn from his mistake, and start to shoot blanks, literally, as a safety precaution. So, it comes full-circle. *Coffee sip*
I am such an ass.
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Excellent.
 
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