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teens find new way to get drunk, vodka soaked tampons

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used to soak paper towels with vodka and put them between our arm pits . However we did it in college and it wasn't to go to school or not get caught , it would be so we could pre game and go to the bars and not stink of liquer
 
Sobriquet said:
It was legendary troll Private Hoffman's avatar.
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Wow I'd almost forgotten about him. How did he get banned again?

Anyways OT: just legalize beer for 16+ and, as the officer said, be a parent to your kids, not a party friend. The carrot and the stick.
 
eastmen said:
used to soak paper towels with vodka and put them between our arm pits . However we did it in college and it wasn't to go to school or not get caught , it would be so we could pre game and go to the bars and not stink of liquer
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Alcohol absorption through tough, external skin is pretty much nil. Placebo/nocebo effect?
 
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Excellent.
 
This is not new, I saw this on an episode of svu last year. They thought the lady got drunk and killed herself with furious anal masturbation but it just turns out the killer got her drunk by emptying a bottle of champagne up her ass.
 
Satchwar said:
what about the teenage boys

theyre shoving tampons in their anuses
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Boy will be boys. Girls, on the other hand, will be an undeniable indicator of moral decay for the people who think every generation is worse than the last.
 
I...well...they...whatisthisidonteven.

I don't understand, I really don't. Aren't we as humans supposed to get smarter with time? Though I guess in these kids eyes their fucking revolutionary thinkers.
 
Doomsayer said:
I...well...they...whatisthisidonteven.

I don't understand, I really don't. Aren't we as humans supposed to get smarter with time? Though I guess in these kids eyes their fucking revolutionary thinkers.
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Oh, this is definitely Darwinism at work. Just not that kind of Darwinism.
 
What happened to just drinking half a bottle in a few seconds? I can guarantee you'll get drunk quicker than taking the time to unwrap a tampon, soak it in vodka and find a discreet place to insert it.
 
Doomsayer said:
I...well...they...whatisthisidonteven.

I don't understand, I really don't. Aren't we as humans supposed to get smarter with time? Though I guess in these kids eyes their fucking revolutionary thinkers.
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They're*

This thread was good for a few laughs.
 
There's a guy who won a Darwyn award by taking cherry this way. Hé was found dead at his home with a speculum up his ass and an empty bottle.
 
How.. resourceful!

Vodka is basically rubbing alcohol as far as I am concerned.
How does this not burn them?!
Or maybe it's the new sexual craze too..

The tingling tells you it's working! Teehee~!
 
shanshan310 said:
I seriously want to know how kids came up with this.

"man, alcohol takes so long to get absorbed through my stomach lining. Time to shove some tampons up my butt".
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Most likely their parents teached them how to do it.. the trick is old as sin.
 
Sounds like a good way to ease a hangover, Hair of the dog without having to drink.
 
Chinner said:
i've done this before. i put 6 tampons in my butt and it felt great. sometimes i put a beer can up there as well.
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I don't know why but this made me snort. Thankyou, you have taken away my dignity now.
 
This tampon thing sound like some made up Fox news bullshit like lipstick parties.

eastmen said:
used to soak paper towels with vodka and put them between our arm pits . However we did it in college and it wasn't to go to school or not get caught , it would be so we could pre game and go to the bars and not stink of liquer
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What? That wouldnt even work...

In fact, you'd be sober and you'd still stink of vodka. That's one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever heard.
 
Jadedx said:
This is not new, I saw this on an episode of svu last year. They thought the lady got drunk and killed herself with furious anal masturbation but it just turns out the killer got her drunk by emptying a bottle of champagne up her ass.
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What episode was this?

Was it about the bullying boss at a wine company?
 
I heard on the radio the other day that kids are soaking gummy bears in alcohol and taking them to school. Sounds plausible.
 
Wow this is really dumb. Why would guys do this unless they were gay lol? Kids are getting crazy these days man. I blame the internet!
 
BLagiver said:
Wow this is really dumb. Why would guys do this unless they were gay lol? Kids are getting crazy these days man. I blame the internet!
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Well, they obviously worship satan.
 
BLagiver said:
Wow this is really dumb. Why would guys do this unless they were gay lol? Kids are getting crazy these days man. I blame the internet!
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What?, I finger my ass all the time and i am not gay.
 
eastmen said:
used to soak paper towels with vodka and put them between our arm pits . However we did it in college and it wasn't to go to school or not get caught , it would be so we could pre game and go to the bars and not stink of liquer
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lolwat
 
eastmen said:
used to soak paper towels with vodka and put them between our arm pits . However we did it in college and it wasn't to go to school or not get caught , it would be so we could pre game and go to the bars and not stink of liquer[/QUOTE]

Wut, must be weird living in america, I walk into bars shitfaced all the time and get served.

Also Wouldn't soaking your parts of your skin in vodka make the smell worse lol.

Scotland here though, alcohol is more grooved into our culture.
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Anal suppositories are nothing new, guys, relax. It's healthier for some people to do drugs up the the butt versus orally (if they have an ulcer, for example). I had a friend who would only take ecstasy up the butt. It hits you faster and doesn't give you any stomach discomfort.

She called it, "boofing." She would disappear at a party and come back 10 minutes later and gleefully announce to everyone, "boofed! I am boofed!"
 
I remember on that show 1000 ways to die, someone gave himself a vodka enema. As the name of the show suggests, it did not end well.
 
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