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[Banjotanooki]

Yeah, but those $9 hot dogs are just normal hot dogs, not a 2ft long hot dog with chilli, cheese, and jalapeños

Behold our $9 taco and philly cheesesteak hot dogs:

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

Gotta pay for Darvish somehow.

 

[childplease]

I want one bring this to cominsky park and I would gladly buy one anytime I go to a sox game.

 

[bluemax]

PFt, Spilly has that shit beat:

Spoiler

Spilly recipes are entirely comedic and not to be taken seriously.

 

[Branduil]

PFt, Spilly has that shit beat:

Spoiler

Spilly recipes are entirely comedic and not to be taken seriously.

Looks like something you'd find underneath a hobo.

 

[AlexBasch]

I'll take a bite...

 

[Count Dookkake]

You shut your whore mouth

Spoiler

Try going to a place that specializes in Chicago Dogs, things will change your hot dog paradigms

Portillo's for life.

 

[ThaiGrocer]

Looks like something you'd find underneath a hobo.

I would protect that with a frothy growl if I ever had that under me.

 

[Mudkips]

I can't imagine how someone would eat that while balancing it on their lap and holding a beer/soda in one hand while in their low, shitty seat at a baseball stadium.

 

[Angry Grimace]

It always amazes me the dumb shit people will drop near $30 for.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I can't imagine how someone would eat that while balancing it on their lap and holding a beer/soda in one hand while in their low, shitty seat at a baseball stadium.

I imagine a complete lack of dignity would be of immense help.

 

[hillsighed]

I'd pay 26 dollars for that. It looks so fucking good.

This, however looks like shit:

 

[zugzug]

I'm rather intrigued by the massive Potato bun.
Color me interested.

I think I know what is for dinner tomorrow night.

 

[LaserBuddha]

I'd pay 26 dollars for that. It looks so fucking good.

This, however looks like shit:

How can you say no to a taquito, a loaf of Wonderbread, 6 egg yolks, and 2 pounds of grandma poop?

 

[Fury Sense]

"I want to have the biggest hot dog"

hahahaha

 

[Darkman M]

Id probably buy one if i had the chance.

 

[TheExodu5]

3 pounds? How is that possible?

 

[Branduil]

3 pounds? How is that possible?

Well first you take one pound, and then you add a pound on top of it, and then you top it off with another pound.

 

[Dereck]

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/9122935/image00.0_standard_730.0.jpg

Poop

 

[BlastProcessing]

The Boomstick is old news. This years new hotness is the Murph-a-dilla!

Murph-A-Dilla: A 24-inch quesadilla, topped with beef brisket, lettuce, tomatoes and jalapenos, served on a bed of Nacho Cheese Doritos; named as a tip-of-the-cap to Rangers outfielder David Murphy and his favorite snack.

"Strike out your arteries with the Murph-a-Dilla!"

I assume next years new item will be a Sushi Roll the diameter of a telephone pole named after Yu Darvish.

 

[nailbombxx]

I think I'm going to vomit.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Being a fat ass used to take effort. It is too easy now.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Oh god. A lot of these are probably being consumed by solitary fans.

 

[BlastProcessing]

Oh god. A lot of these are probably being consumed by solitary fans.

I assume many a bet will be made.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Oh god. A lot of these are probably being consumed by solitary fans.

If you split one with your friend, it would still be one hell of an awesome hot dog.

 

[davepoobond]

so its more like a 10 dollar hot dog is what they're saying

 

[Dereck]

I assume next years new item will be a Sushi Roll the diameter of a telephone pole named after Yu Darvish.

LOL

 

[orientalNoodle]

$26 bucks for that?

 

[Anticitizen One]

Behold our $9 taco and philly cheesesteak hot dogs:

Where at Disneyland are those sold?

Edit nm I thought that was a chilli dog

 

[big_z]

$26 bucks for that?

im guessing they priced it that way as a joke but fatter america must always be eating so it took off.

 

[PAULINK]

It looks good, but I hate how jacked up the prices are at sporting events. That thing probably costs about $4 (or probably less) to make, then multiply the price times 6.

 

[segasonic]

Merica, fuck yeah

 

[G-Fex]

That'll take more than nine innings to digest

 

[speculawyer]

BTW, the last time I vomited it was from a Chili dog.

It is going to be a while for me.

 

[Wellscha]

That's an illegal amount of chillie dog.

 

[Log4Girlz]

That's an illegal amount of chillie dog.

No my friend, it is constitutional. Pursuit of happiness and whatnot.

 

[Chance Hale]

While the original photo isn't too appetizing, it does make me want a good hot dog. What's the best chain or restaurant to get one at? James Coney Island is one of my guilty pleasures but sometimes wants a little more quality.

 

[TheExodu5]

People are outraged by the price? Is stadium food cheap in the US? Whenever I go to an NHL game, I pay around $9 for a burger and $12 for a pint of beer, so this doesn't seem that insane to me.

 

[entremet]

Looks delish.

 

[ToxicAdam]

How could anyone that enjoys food, say that looks great? It's all low-quality, frozen food shite. Maybe 3 dollars worth of food sold at 10 times the cost. It should be illegal for a company to extort people like that in an enclosed setting. Yet we all willingly bend over and pay the prices.

 

[WalkMan]

While the original photo isn't too appetizing, it does make me want a good hot dog. What's the best chain or restaurant to get one at? James Coney Island is one of my guilty pleasures but sometimes wants a little more quality.

wienerschnitzel or nathan's are the only two chains I know that specialize in hot dogs

 

[Slayven]

Frail-GAF representing!

I like this new term.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Two things kill this for me: the price, and the whole eating in public thing.

Also, fuck hot dogs.

 

[Kwixotik]

"'We're Texas,' I said. 'I want to have the biggest hot dog,'"

should be bolded

 

[Derrick01]

Gotta pay for all of those people they didn't try to re-sign somehow!

 

[richiek]

Named after the bat used by Texas Rangers slugger Nelson Cruz, the $26 Boomstick is a 2-foot all-beef hot dog, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos and caramelized onions, all on top of a massive potato bun. The whole thing weighs in at 3 pounds.

 

[andycapps]

I wouldn't mind a normal sized version of that. Still, I know if it I ate it I'd be spending my whole time at the game in the bathroom.

 

[GaimeGuy]

"I want to have the biggest hot dog"

hahahaha

that's what she said

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

I'd eat one for sure, but I'd order it to go. Looks like a pain in the ass to eat while out at a game.