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The 50 Greatest Video Game Characters (Empire)

This thread is everything I hoped it would be.

List is as good as any other. By that I mean, it's a list, not gospel. Even then, most of GAF doesn't take gospel as gospel... funny that.
 

Toby

Member
These are just characters from great games.
Master Chief, Gordon Freeman and Samus Aran are not great characters.
 
well maybe they are also basing the placements on the actions of the characters and not just by their personalities

because then I can understand why Kratos, Master Chief, Samus and Gordon are there

edit: Mr. X is listed, but I can only think of Mr. X from Streets of Rage and Mr. X from Resident Evil. I wonder which one they're referring to?
 

John

Member
viewtiful_dru said:
well maybe they are also basing the placements on the actions of the characters and not just by their personalities
Well in that case obviously, faceless shithead who shoots a lot of aliens is about the same tier as subtly-developed believable personality.
 

gumshoe

Banned
And while this may be an indication that Nintendo's dumpy plumber isn't as relevant today as he once was, Mario's place in the pantheon of gaming is assured.

:lol

Have they not seen the sales of Mario games this gen??
 

stuminus3

Member
Gordon fucking Freeman?

Ask any random person on any street in the world who Pac-Man or Super Mario is. Then ask them who Gordon Freeman is.

Gordon fucking Freeman. Pfft.
 

Patryn

Member
viewtiful_dru said:
well maybe they are also basing the placements on the actions of the characters and not just by their personalities

because then I can understand why Kratos, Master Chief, Samus and Gordon are there

edit: Mr. X is listed, but I can only think of Mr. X from Streets of Rage and Mr. X from Resident Evil. I wonder which one they're referring to?

Resident Evil.
 
50. Ryu Hayabusa

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ultim8p00

Banned
Fucking retarded list. Empty vessel character for number 1 and the most badass ninja to ever grace the planet at number 50.
 

WrikaWrek

Banned
The Big Rig said:
Gordon Freeman is the best character because he is everyone who controls him. His personality is completely relative. :)


So he is every multiplayer character ever, he is Zelda, he is every silent hero ever made.

The list has to be a whole lot bigger man.
 

-COOLIO-

The Everyman
gordon freeman doesnt say or do shit.

is that why he got number 1?

he's as much of a character as link or gta3 dude
 

djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
epmode said:
100% serious: You should really look into some of those characters then. Particularly Dr. Fred Eddison (Day of the Tentacle), Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango) and Shodan (System Shock).

These are some of the best games ever made and they're still very relevant.

Sadly, it's pretty hard to track down copies of those games and/or get them to run on modern machines, at least to my knowledge... I remember I tried playing System Shock and got about 5 min into it before it crashed. Tried it again, crashed at the same spot...

I always hoped that a lot of those old PC adventure games would get remade for the DS.
 

-COOLIO-

The Everyman
The Big Rig said:
Gordon Freeman is the best character because he is everyone who controls him. His personality is completely relative. :)
not really.

within the context of the game's story he's an emotionless mute
 

bhlaab

Member
48. Donkey KOng
37. Pac Man

Really?

46. Vault Boy

Not even a character. Iconography at best.

45. Marcus Fenix

WHAT.

33. The Announcer (Unreal Tournament)

REALLY?

32. Miner Willy
24. Sabre Man

List made by english people

13. Cloud Strife
10. Sephiroth

Really?

11. Minsc & Boo

Ugh.

8. Master Chief

Really?

1. Gordon Freeman

And Time's Man of the Year is.... you!! derp.
 

epmode

Member
djtiesto said:
Sadly, it's pretty hard to track down copies of those games and/or get them to run on modern machines, at least to my knowledge... I remember I tried playing System Shock and got about 5 min into it before it crashed. Tried it again, crashed at the same spot...
System Shock 1 or 2? 1, along with a whole bunch of old PC stuff, is a DOS game so it'll work with DOSBox. DOSBox runs on just about everything so it should certainly be able to handle System Shock 1.

2 is a little more tricky, but it has a bunch of fan-made patches that make it much easier to get a stable installation on new operating systems (with support for higher resolutions and widescreen). There's even a DirectX 10 video plugin/mod/whatever. It's lovely.

Really, with PC games, if the game has a sizable following, someone has spent the time getting it working with Windows 7 64. There's almost always a way.
 

HK-47

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.
McBradders said:
Tell me something about Gordon Freeman that doesn't take place within Half Life or its sequels. It's just the name of a floating crowbar, man. A crowbar that has a beard and glasses.

lol its true.
 

AColdDay

Member
Mixed feelings about this list. I don't know if I buy Gordan Freeman as a character, rather than a blank slate to project the player into the game.
 
Any video game character is better than Gordon Freeman. Seriously, list any video game character, and there is a 99.9% chance that it is more interesting than a mute "engineer" with virtually no history or remarkable traits. He only just qualifies as a character by technicality. He doesn't really have any defining characteristics.
On the other hand, I could understand lauding video game characters for their aesthetic appeal in the absence of a more complex personality. Iconic characters like Link, Mario, and Pac-Man deserve spots on lists like these just as much as any other characters. But of course, Gordon Freeman doesn't even have that. He is literally no more than a floating hand and weapon.
 

Stop It

Perfectly able to grasp the inherent value of the fishing game.
As soon as I seen what #1 was I knew this thread would end up like this.

I think it is also indicative of the differences between the UK and the US when it comes to our attitudes on gaming. PC gaming is (or, was) much bigger here in the UK than the US and it shows.

Oh, Lara Croft being so high up is not a surprise. For years she was the face of Playstation here in the UK so while her stock may have declined in recent years she is still well remembered.
 

mantidor

Member
You know whats even dumber? no mention of Pikachu anywhere.

WrikaWrek said:
Why is Mario a great character again?

In terms of characters of other mediums like literature or films game characters are simply terrible, void, lifeless empty husks. Almost none of the characters on lists like this are worth anything, their only drive is to be "cool" or "weird". Story driven games don't have many interesting or appealing examples either.

But in terms of videogame characters, Mario is the ultimate icon. Whether is sales, critical aclaim or influence, no other character comes close. Thats an overused sentence, but is absolutely true regarding Mario. Not even Pikachu or a Sim, characters known worldwide and the face of the second and third biggest gaming franchises, come close.

But is not really even that, which would be reason alone for Mario to be on the top, is the fact that he isn't attempting to be "cool", "weird", "epic", "adventurous" or anything, Mario is the way it is only because of gameplay choices. He's the purest form of a gaming character we can have without saying that the blocks from tetris are characters.
 

mantidor

Member
WrikaWrek said:
So he sucks big time. But because he is the most popular he is the best. Ok.

I never mentioned popularity. Actually Freeman is more popular if we are to believe internet polls.
 
As some have pointed out, threads about 'the top...' are rarely (read: never) welcomed with open arms here on planet GAF...

Quite honestly, if everyone who has ever visited NeoGAF was given this very same list of characters and asked to sort them...you would not find two lists that were even close to being a match. That's the nature of personal preference.
 
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