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[TheChewyWaffles]

Dick jokes incoming

 

[kassatsu]

Dick jokes!

 

[MThanded]

short film with some heft

 

[Lion Heart]

I got the weirdest boner.

 

[Darko]

Dick jokes!

I get jokes.

 

[B.K.]

Kristen Wig and Maya Rudolph hogging the microphone. I guess they know this is the only time they'll ever be on the stage at the Oscars.

 

[JB1981]

They really need to fix the feedback coming from that microphone

 

[SteveWinwood]

WHO IS THE CUTE GIRL IN TIME FREAK

I MUST KNOW

 

[ToxicAdam]

I hope we get some airplane food jokes next!

 

[D4Danger]

why is this film and its cast getting so much attention?

 

[DrEvil]

Why are the SNL girls only funny when they're not on SNL?

 

[friskykillface]

Lol what is "time freak"? Looked pretty cool in that short clip

 

[MIMIC]

RIGHT NOW: "The Shore" wins for Best Live Action Short

WINNERS
Hugo (Cinematography, Art Direction, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Visual Effects)
The Artist (Costume Design, Original Score)
The Iron Lady (Makeup)
A Separation (Foreign Language Film)
The Help (Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Editing)
Undefeated (Documentary Feature)
Rango (Animated Feature)
Beginners (Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummers)
The Muppets (Original Song)
The Descendants (Adapted Screenplay)
Midnight In Paris (Original Screenplay)
The Shore (Live Action Short)

OSCAR COUNT
Hugo: 5
The Artist: 2

edit: derp

 

[Kusagari]

Is this all leading up to Kristen winning best actress?

 

[brianjones]

Kristen Wig and Maya Rudolph hogging the microphone. I guess they know this is the only time they'll ever be on the stage at the Oscars.

they should be standing behind rose byrne

 

[shuri]

dem bbw boobs

 

[IceCold]

His first and only appearance was 10 years ago, and left immediately after his speech. He has something against them. Not sure why.

This is why:

"I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you see who wins those things—or who doesn’t win them—you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is."
—Woody Allen, 1978

 

[h1nch]

Kristen Wig looking pretty good, damn

Was thinking the same thing.

 

[Harry Potter]

They really need to fix the feedback coming from that microphone

Ok good, I thought it was in my head.

 

[VeryGooster]

Why are the SNL girls only funny when they're not on SNL?

Fred Armisen on Portlandia also seems to make this true.

 

[Sanjuro]

Cut camera to kid who likes fat chicks.

 

[SolKane]

don't like rose byrne's haircut here

 

[Korey]

RIGHT NOW: "The Shore" wins for Best Live Action Short

WINNERS
Hugo (Cinematography, Art Direction, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Visual Effects)
The Artist (Costume Design, Original Score)
The Iron Lady (Makeup)
A Separation (Foreign Language Film)
The Help (Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Editing)
Undefeated (Documentary Feature)
Rango (Animated Feature)
Beginners (Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummers)
The Muppets (Original Song)
The Descendants (Adapted Screenplay)
Midnight In Paris (Original Screenplay)
The Shore (Live Action Short)

OSCAR COUNT
Hugo: 5
The Artist: 2

edit: derp

I've never heard of any of these movies except for the muppets.

 

[MThanded]

wha? lol

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Rose Byrne needs to eat a sandwich.

 

[Quick]

Rose Byrne...please marry me.

 

[bengraven]

Jesus Christ, Rose Byrne is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Rose Byrne...please marry me.

 

[RustyNails]

These ladies are really classing it up....

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Wtf whipping the grey goose out!!!

 

[Ripclawe]

They did this bit already....

 

[Manmademan]

The hell was that?

 

[Max Armstrong]

I've never heard of any of these movies except for the muppets.

You're so cool.

 

[DrEvil]

Fred Armisen on Portlandia also seems to make this true.

Not to derail, but portlandia started strong, then just got.. really bad by season 2, and had a few funny bits here and there (kinda like.. SNL)

 

[Karma Kramer]

BONER: ACTIVATED

edit: for rose byrne not saving face lol.....

 

[tycoonheart]

Has anyone seen saving face

 

[Gila]

Rose Byrne needs to eat a sandwich.

Everyone needs a sandwich it seems

 

[jenov4]

Scorscese reaction to the screaming / drinking was awesome.

 

[MThanded]

Rose Byrne needs to eat a sandwich.

Rose Byrne...please marry me.

Jesus Christ, Rose Byrne is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

One of these things is not like the other.

 

[MIMIC]

RIGHT NOW: "Saving Face" wins for Best Documentary Short

WINNERS
Hugo (Cinematography, Art Direction, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Visual Effects)
The Artist (Costume Design, Original Score)
The Iron Lady (Makeup)
A Separation (Foreign Language Film)
The Help (Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Editing)
Undefeated (Documentary Feature)
Rango (Animated Feature)
Beginners (Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummers)
The Muppets (Original Song)
The Descendants (Adapted Screenplay)
Midnight In Paris (Original Screenplay)
The Shore (Live Action Short)
Saving Face (Documentary Short)

OSCAR COUNT
Hugo: 5
The Artist: 2

 

[SolKane]

rose, you lose the bangs and we might have something going on

 

[pulga]

Who? Isn't that Keira Knightley?

 

[B.K.]

Why are the SNL girls only funny when they're not on SNL?

Because Seth Myers is one of the worst writers of all time?

 

[Nesotenso]

Rose Byrne has lost some weight.

 

[PushTheButtonMax]

The hell was that?

A drinking game.

 

[Brazil]

I've never heard of any of these movies except for the muppets.

That's no one's problem but yours.

 

[Tamanon]

"It's more important that the Pakistani on the stage speak than me, but first....."

 

[Darko]

Has anyone seen saving face

Ive only seen transformers and tin tin.

 

[brianjones]

i like her hair.. its very french new wave

 

[DrEvil]

Wat, Ellie kemper presenting?! I met her two weeks ago!

 

[Robot 492]

Ellie Kemper is a cutie