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The absolute worst type of nerd is a nerd with muscles.

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Docpan

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Case in point, this piece of shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VkHbxFjxG8

Though an extreme example, this type of behavior is not unique to this individual. In fact, I have seen the rise of the "muscle-nerd" grow rampantly in the last few years, and quite frankly, I'm disgusted.

The nerd with muscles embodies the worst traits of both the pencil-neck geek, and the meathead--


Nerd) Entirely socially inept and overall characterized by an oddball personality that is absorbed in a quasi-fantasy world that is detached from everything and everyone around them. In other words, they are still unable to converse with women, and hold conversations about anything other than videogames, anime, and sci-fi.

Meathead) Consumed with vanity. Just take a look a the aforementioned video. He is constantly striking 'muscular' poses, clearly checking himself out on the computer screen to make sure he looks big. Wheras the regular nerd generally accepts themselves for what they are, (unapproachable weirdos), the nerd with muscles assumes a slightly more confident position where they consider themselves 'elite' amongst their fellow kind. In other words, they still are unable to converse with normal society, but amongst other nerds they carry an "alpha-male" elitist attitude, where they think more highly of themselves because they have muscles.

Pro-tip for all muscle-nerds: Gaining muscles mass is not at all difficult in the right situation (barring certain genetic limitations, in which case it can be near-impossible). The fact that one is able to go to the gym and lift weights basically means nothing. It isn't noteworthy. It certainly doesn't qualify you as an alpha male. Nobody cares. In fact, in many instances such as the example given, it is clear that they have no knowledge of proper diet and nutrition, and simply engage in worthless mass building with no semblance of definition or true fitness.

The muscular nerd is a sub-category which I have seen rise dramatically in numbers in the last few years. Back before the advent of the internet, these types of individuals never existed, because quite honestly the information wasn't easily accessible for nerds who never played any sort of sport. It would have been nice if it stayed that way.

Lifting weights does not make you an athlete. Lifting weights mindlessly does not mean that you are Arnold Schwarzenegger and should be striking poses in the middle of your game reviews. You are not special. Your talent is as noteworthy as my ability to wipe my ass in under 5 seconds. NOBODY CARES. Clearly, you are still the same socially-inept, bumbling, timid fool that you were before you picked up the dumbbells. So why don't you just give up the charade and go back to your Star Trek marathons?

See that guy's other videos for further evidence.
 
Docpan said:
Nobody cares. In fact, in many instances such as the example given, it is clear that they have no knowledge of proper diet and nutrition, and simply engage in worthless mass building with no semblance of definition or true fitness.
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clearly you do
 
no.. the worst kind of nerd is a nerd without muscles who is jealous of another guys muslces and writes up longass posts criticizing others
 
Ninja Scooter said:
a nazi nerd with muscles?

Perhaps though I was thinking more along the lines of Ben Roethlisberger.

Seriously though op, after your last thread did you really think this was a good topic to post a thread on?
 
Jeo said:
Seriously, you sound like a douchebag
Why do you even care?

I care because it's a disruption, and indeed a laughable distraction. Simply put, I guess I'm tired of hearing these individuals drone on about their "atheletic" prowess.

Normal people don't do this. Normal people don't make videos about cars and then start flexing their quads halfway through.

This obsession with a quasi-fantasy reality has somehow permitted these "muscle-nerds" to think it's okay to brag about something that isn't noteworthy.
 
Fatalah said:
Dude, this guy is awesome. He's like a supergeek, a leader for nerds around the world.

:lol :lol :lol :lol


Good thing I made a habit not to drink anything when I am reading GAF.



And what the hell is that guy going on about in the video...he rambled about the same point for minutes...and I all I got it "fanboys create too much drama".
 
viakado said:
let's just turn this in the friday night drinking thread.
i'll start.
2 shots of jack, and a beer already

I had a Dogfish Head 90 minute IPA and 2 Delirium Tremens.

Oh and OP, live and let live man.
 
Docpan said:
I care because it's a disruption, and indeed a laughable distraction. Simply put, I guess I'm tired of hearing these individuals drone on about their "atheletic" prowess.

Normal people don't do this. Normal people don't make videos about cars and then start flexing their quads halfway through.

This obsession with a quasi-fantasy reality has somehow permitted these "muscle-nerds" to think it's okay to brag about something that isn't noteworthy.

These muscle nerds were probably scrawny nerds back in high school who got picked on, so from the day school ended, they would work out every day and by night find out ways to get revenge on douches like yourself. Your friend who you ground and pounded is probably hitting the gym and sharpening his knife right now.
 
It's pretty hot, imo.

Guy in the video needs to lose some body fat though, I agree. I usually love muscles with some fattiness but that's just too much.
 
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it disturbs the natural order of things.
nerds with muscles usually turn into Marvin's and only 'Jock Assholes' can take them down.
i wrote a tv pilot about this very issue, i saw it all happen before my eyes in college. it was one of the greatest 9month stories i have ever seen!

easy off on the OP.
 
Some of those comments are sooo funny.


"didn't you guys knew that he died due to steroids? r.i.p jedite1! " :lol :lol

"Can I please have some manly mayonnaise? "

"FUCKIGN HELL TEH MUCLES are cool" :lol :lol

"i gotta say though, nice pointless pose at 0 23, checking urself out lol, absolutely obv. "


"hey everyone check o ut my flex vid "
 
That video is hilarious. I'm surprised he didn't do the double guns and the arm curls with all the posing he was doing. :lol :lol :lol :lol

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE DID DO THE GUNS BAUAHAHAHA! Only one though. :/
 
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