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Chances are that your sister is just sexually active.
Stop being a filthy cunt and make sure you dispose of your cum in a proper way.
Stop being a filthy cunt and make sure you dispose of your cum in a proper way.
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The accidental pregnancy tales.
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Always-honest
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Much more efficient in getting her pregnant, that's for sure.JaseC said:
Much more disgusting too.
ChackanKun
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We should have more threads like this one lol
Refreshment.01
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Does the NHS says how much time the sperm its alive when outside of the body?The Orange said:
Yep, her hymen is intact. That's what makes it incredibleToxicAdam said:
Please read my answers. The question is an honest one, i was hoping someone has come across an article with some scientific backing about a similar scenario. Some of you guys are way too defensive.SneakyStephan said:
sooperkool
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Had a good friend that had a child with his wife. At the first checkup the doc told them not to have sex for 6 weeks, like they always do. He didn't listen and they slept together and now due to that wide open cervix, they have 2 kids less than 9 months apart that are not twins.
GotEmRunnin
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the real question here is why does the boy and sis in question have so few towels that they have to share the same towel for fapping and drying. Charity Gaf donate towels please.
Dude Abides
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Girls can definitely get pregnant that way. They can also get pregnant from sitting on the wrong toilet seat, swimming in water somebody has jizzed in, and kissing.
Refreshment.01
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Moppet13 said:
I don't have a sister, just brothers. What's up with some of you guys?FairyD said:
Well, couldn't they be premature children? Let's say they both were born after 7 months from conception.sooperkool said:
For the kissing part, how does that works out? I imagine the guy went off inside her mouth when she was blowing him, then they kiss and then the guy gives her oral sex. So she has a chance to get pregnant that way?Dude Abides said:
DeathIsTheEnd
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This... This can't be real.
Bulbo Urethral Baggins
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It's not unimaginable. Hell, a girl without a vagina got pregnant from giving oral sex.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/
Escape Goat
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that would be some monster sperm
Bulbo Urethral Baggins said:
It is not something you can totally exclude. After all, someone won the lottery twice recently in France. We're talking BIG bucks :
http://www.lefigaro.fr/actualite-fr...pour-la-deuxieme-fois-la-cagnotte-du-loto.php
So, the conclusion is that everything is possible. It may even be possible to be pregnant from semen that dried off your skin and that dodged all cells inside your body to eventually reach your uterus and fuse with your egg. Yep.
Dirtyshubb
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He is the sister!Refreshment.01 said:
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HammerOfThor
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Refreshment.01 said:
Towels must just snap in half in the house
Tijnisch said:Well, you know, everything is possible these days.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! Is this real?
FreeMufasa
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No.
From what i've read the second you ejaculate in anything that's not a vagina, the sperm dies. Pussy is the only environment they can survive in. And of course special scientific equipment.
You're safe OP. Your sperm would have long died before your sister or anyone else could get to it. Anyone that says they are pregnant without having sex is lying. Reminds me of that story where a mother thought her good 13 year old daughter became pregnant because of sperm in the hotel pool. Truth was she was fucking Turkish guys in the changing room.
From what i've read the second you ejaculate in anything that's not a vagina, the sperm dies. Pussy is the only environment they can survive in. And of course special scientific equipment.
You're safe OP. Your sperm would have long died before your sister or anyone else could get to it. Anyone that says they are pregnant without having sex is lying. Reminds me of that story where a mother thought her good 13 year old daughter became pregnant because of sperm in the hotel pool. Truth was she was fucking Turkish guys in the changing room.
Foliorum Viridum
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I hope the OP fucked his sister.
SneakyStephan
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Dirtyshubb said:
Damn, I like where this is going.
Jme
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Alright, serious question to try to get this thread back on track. Me and my wife we don't have sex because she's a lesbian, but we're married and best friends so we have some totally mutual masturbation times. Don't judge us.
Anyway, we ran out of lube last week and we both had really bad cotton mouth, and she was kind of dry down there too but wanted to use her dildo. So I thought, hey, my semen is pretty slippery before it dries up, what if i spunk all over her rubber cock just to get things going, and she'll probably naturally get wet as things progress down there.
Do you think she can get pregnant from this? She's only 3 days late at this point but I'm kind of freaking out.
Anyway, we ran out of lube last week and we both had really bad cotton mouth, and she was kind of dry down there too but wanted to use her dildo. So I thought, hey, my semen is pretty slippery before it dries up, what if i spunk all over her rubber cock just to get things going, and she'll probably naturally get wet as things progress down there.
Do you think she can get pregnant from this? She's only 3 days late at this point but I'm kind of freaking out.
Bulbo Urethral Baggins
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You're joking, right? Of course she's pregnant. Congratulations.Jme said:
Ok, on a serious note - it depends on these factors:
1) How much cum was on the towel when she used it on her vaginal area: In this case, there has to be quite a bit of it in which she ....*sigh... ... placed the cum on her vaginal either with the towel or with her fingers. Even then, in order to get pregnant, she would have to put either the towel or her fingers that got the cum on it deep inside her vagina.
2) It also depend on how long the cum ridden towel has been exposed to open space. If she used the towel a few minutes after he cummed over it then there is a strong possibility that his sperms were still live, but even then she got to satisfy point (1).
3) *feeling ill...* It depends on the type of towel used and how he used it. He might have used it thoroughly meaning that would have increase the chances of the cum being soaked into the towel itself so it would be near impossible to extract the cum out to be placed on any finger nor vagina.
4) The time of her month. Did she do the connection within her safe or unsafe menstrual cycle zone?
So considering the points above, unless the guy cummed on the towel or gently wiped the cum off himself *shudders... UGH* in a way that there was still a considerable portion of it "placed" on the towel (meaning not soaked in), and then a few minutes afterwards, she grabbed and placed the specific cum placed portion of the towel, or used her wet fingers that came into contact with the cum on the towel, inside her vagina all within the unsafe zone of her menstrual cycle, the probability of her getting pregnant from a used towel in the real-world is 200,000 : 1.
So in my opinion, unless she really satisfy the above in near perfect connection, the probability is extremely high that she got pregnant some other way (so she is either lying or didn't tell the whole truth) and/or the OP is BSting.
1) How much cum was on the towel when she used it on her vaginal area: In this case, there has to be quite a bit of it in which she ....*sigh... ... placed the cum on her vaginal either with the towel or with her fingers. Even then, in order to get pregnant, she would have to put either the towel or her fingers that got the cum on it deep inside her vagina.
2) It also depend on how long the cum ridden towel has been exposed to open space. If she used the towel a few minutes after he cummed over it then there is a strong possibility that his sperms were still live, but even then she got to satisfy point (1).
3) *feeling ill...* It depends on the type of towel used and how he used it. He might have used it thoroughly meaning that would have increase the chances of the cum being soaked into the towel itself so it would be near impossible to extract the cum out to be placed on any finger nor vagina.
4) The time of her month. Did she do the connection within her safe or unsafe menstrual cycle zone?
So considering the points above, unless the guy cummed on the towel or gently wiped the cum off himself *shudders... UGH* in a way that there was still a considerable portion of it "placed" on the towel (meaning not soaked in), and then a few minutes afterwards, she grabbed and placed the specific cum placed portion of the towel, or used her wet fingers that came into contact with the cum on the towel, inside her vagina all within the unsafe zone of her menstrual cycle, the probability of her getting pregnant from a used towel in the real-world is 200,000 : 1.
So in my opinion, unless she really satisfy the above in near perfect connection, the probability is extremely high that she got pregnant some other way (so she is either lying or didn't tell the whole truth) and/or the OP is BSting.
genericsuperhero
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I'm really curious as to more ways to get someone's sister accidentally pregnant. For purely academic reasons, of course.
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Jme said:
Haha, nice.
The Albatross
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This is so impossibly unlikely.
The more plausible scenario: Somebody is lying. You slept with your sister.
Difficult, but not impossible. More probable than the towel scenario.
The more plausible scenario: Somebody is lying. You slept with your sister.
Jme said:
Difficult, but not impossible. More probable than the towel scenario.
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