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The Apprentice UK - Series 10 |OT| 10 Years a Trade

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Best Apprentice is back tonight and tomorrow for it's tenth year, BBC1 9PM.

£250,000 up for grabs again as the candidates compete to set up their own company and go into business with Lord Sugar.

This year's numpties ...

The Boys

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(Back row left to right) Daniel Lassman, James Hill, Sanjay Sood-Smith, Robert Goodwin
(Front row left to right) Mark Wright, Steven Ugoalah, Felipe Alviar-Baquero , Scott McCulloch , Chiles Cartwright and Solomon Akhtar

The Girls

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(Back row left to right) Katie Bulmer-Cooke, Ella Jade Bitton, Roisin Hogan, Nurun Ahmed, Bianca Miller
(Front row left to right) Sarah Dales, Lauren Riley, Lindsay Booth, Jemma Bird and Pamela Uddin

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What is going on in these pictures? All the women look like they are pressing their noses against glass and the guys suits look like they have been spray with water or something.
 
Twenty this time, which is, uh, Rather A Lot. Suspect we might well see more double-firings.

Shiny suits are 'in', apparently.
 
Quotes:

Bianca Miller
"I regret not becoming a scientist so I could clone myself."

Chiles Cartwright
"I'm always the life and soul of the party."

Daniel Lassman
"I've sold bags of material to people who can't sew... work that one out!"

Ella Jade Bitton
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

Felipe Alviar-Baquero
"I was one of the top 100 Colombians elected by the Colombian government."

James Hill
"Del Boy's my nickname, always chancing, I'm a bit of an opportunist."

Jemma Bird
"I need praise and I get frustrated if I'm not receiving any!"

Katie Bulmer-Cooke
"In business I'm like a little stealth bomber."

Lauren Riley
"I am a glamorous solicitor, they are in scarce supply."

Lindsay Booth
"I will fight and prove that I can get to the end."

Mark Wright
"I think the world is full of way too many wafflers."

Nurun Ahmed
"I am the Asian spice that completes sugar and spice."

Pamela Uddin
"I know myself inside out and upside down."

Robert Goodwin
"If I don't shut up about something, you should trust it's a well thought out decision."

Roisin Hogan
"I would identify opponent's weaknesses and pick them off one by one."

Sanjay Sood-Smith
"Out of 10 people I walk past on the street, I think I'm better looking than 9 of them."

Sarah Dales
"I go to private member clubs...places which are affluent."

Scott McCulloch
"I believe I am right about everything."

Solomon Akhtar
"I think that sometimes my over-enthusiasm can annoy people."

Steven Ugoalah
"If we went to Mars right now, I'd find a way to be excellent!"
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I love a competition when there's literally no one to root for. Here's to several weeks of incompetence of the highest order!
 
theaface said:
I quite agree. Sliced up lemons, "James!", the plastics for penguins and £150 for 4 kilos of spuds - this episode has had more cringe in half an hour than I think I've ever experienced in my entire life.
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30p lemons! How on earth would they make any profit from that (for the buyer)?!
 
I'm surprised at who they fired, wtf?
If he had gone back for the t-shirts, and they didn't sell, he'd have been screwed for ignoring direct PM orders
 
Sarah is like a parody.
"I think we're going to get more sales because women are more attractive!"
"Everyone make sure you wear short skirts and heels!"
"OK, you don't have to wear a short skirt, but put on some nice makeup."

Not even getting into her chopped lemon obsession or her apparent belief that a bucket of cleaning products is worth £250.
 
33-Hit-Combo said:
I'm surprised at who they fired, wtf?
If he had gone back for the t-shirts, and they didn't sell, he'd have been screwed for ignoring direct PM orders
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I think he'd been told plenty of times to get the t-shirts. The design was shit though, so they might not have sold anyway.
 
Both team were stupid but the women were much worse with the sub-team carrying their project manager.

Also I like Steven, you don't mess with Steven Ugoalah.

Bianca Miller
"I regret not becoming a scientist so I could clone myself."
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That is not how cloning work woman, plus not to mention the fact that it's illegal?

I would suggest buying a mirror, it's much cheaper.
 
As much as Sarah was awful, they had a much better t-shirt idea much more quickly. Some kind of crappy generic hashtag thing but using the London street sign font would have definitely sold well to tourists if they'd got it out a bit faster.

The actual task seemed somewhat badly designed this week. There clearly wasn't enough time to actually do the t-shirts.

Also you have to remember sometimes that the dumber locations like the zoo have probably been set up by the producers in advance. Teams have much less freedom than viewers think when we're all wondering why they're idiots.
 
Oh this was on last night?
My housemates have all been mad hyped for it and thought it was on tonight, they will be pissed
 
Watched for the first time in a few years.

Series 3 was GOAT.

Syed and Tre. The Badger. I am a Roman Catholic and God as my witness. Good times.
 
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