I'm beginning to think Albert Wesker is just hold up somewhere repeatedly releasing viruses so most of us shit ourselves till we die and the only ones left on the planet are a couple million Chuck Norris level super beings.
Guys we know the only way to go back to decent hardware prices is the Thanos solution.
Let's just welcome the new plague and hope we are part of the surviving half.
I think he's crying because they ran out of condoms and his boyfriend wont ride him bareback.
Though to be trapped on one of these things, confined to a room, without all the cruise ship amenities that can make it bearable, does sound like a special kind of hell.
It's why I have a kindle now that always has a nice backlog downloaded to it and make sure to have a few bottles of booze in the room ASAP