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The Dark Knight Rises (Batman 3) - No Riddler

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Ninja Scooter said:
all it needed at the end was "AND THEN PHILP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN COMES OUT AS PENGUIN AND GOES "QUACK QUACK TIME FOR A FISH FRY!" AND THEN THE CAMERA CUTS TO A SHOT OF ARKHAM ASYLUM AND YOU SEE A SHADOWY FIGURE AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE JGL AS JOKER!!!!"
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Dude, that's fake. I can tell by the lack of Johnny Depp as The Riddler.
 
I hate having read that, because now i want it to happen. It does lineup nicely with that conversation batman/bruce has with gordon in the hospital, from the teaser.
 
ReconYoda said:
I hate having read that, because now i want it to happen. It does lineup nicely with that conversation batman/bruce has with gordon in the hospital, from the teaser.
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In a cop's eyes, everything belongs to cops.
 
mh, it really reads like fanfic, the
kinda "recap" of TDK by Bane
sounds a bit lazy for Nolan IMO, its fitting though, might be true.
 
SalsaShark said:
mh, it really reads like fanfic, the
kinda "recap" of TDK by Bane
sounds a bit lazy for Nolan IMO, its fitting though, might be true.
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I definitely got the fanfic vibe as well. Doubt it's legit.
 
CaptYamato said:
This isn't the inception thread.
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The prologue description is not fake. Do you know why?
Bane: (caps for intensity, he's not literally shouting the whole time) Come fight me, Bruce. COME FIGHT ME OR I WILL FOCUS MY EFFORTS ON GOTHAM CITY. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE CITY IS IN FLAMES AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT IS DEAD. I AM BANE, AND I CAN KILL YOU.
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Only Nolan can write cheesy stuff like that.
 
I read that prologue description while on the toilet. Fitting, I'd say.

Surprised some are buying it. Even more surprised some are hoping for that.
 
Weird timing, ainititcool.com just got a prologue description

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/59595

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

AND THEN BANE BROKE BATMAN'S BACK
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ReconYoda said:
I hate having read that, because now i want it to happen. It does lineup nicely with that conversation batman/bruce has with gordon in the hospital, from the teaser.
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Shit, even fanfic writers have to enough sense to work in the footage we've already seen.
 
Dan said:
Shit, even fanfic writers have to enough sense to work in the footage we've already seen.
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But... it must be real. It just read too authentic.

Batman will be a quadriplegic for the entire film, but we'll still get some action while he instructs Selina on her investigation into Bane through blue-tooth earpieces that are shaped like... OMG... a cat's ears!

That's the brilliance of Nolan. He's essentially remaking The Bone Collector.

And boy has he collected mine!
 
Been awhile since I viewed this thread. Here are two comments that have already been made, but I cannot resist making myself:

1. Catwoman looks like crap.
2. Bane looks dumb.
 
ReconYoda said:
For the record i know its obviously fake, but Bane crippling Batman would be great to see.
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I just don't know how you can make it work in a movie setting with it's limited run time and not seem really rushed or go with some stupid gadget that lets him walk at the end for one final show down. I was 100% sure it wouldn't happen until that teaser trailer. The great question of who Gordon is talking to and why Batman has gone away brings my assuredness down to 99%.

Ra's wasn't an immortal with Lazarus pits. Joker didn't paralyze anyone in Gordon's family (or have any killing laughing gas). Don't think Nolan will start letting plot points be ruined by the comics now.

That prologue description is fake as fuck. Good effort, and people would lose their fucking minds. But, no way.

EDIT: Had to watch the teaser again. I need this inside of me, now. I know it won't be as good as Begins or Dark Knight, but I just want a good solid conclusion. Give it to me Nolan.
 
I actually loved Bane's entrance into the comics, but I don't think he has been used in any decent manner outside that (animated show, games, movies) For whatever reason they just keep turning a character that is supposed to be a genius into nothing more than what he looks like physically. I'll judge when I see the movie but I'm not expecting Bane to be any better tha that in this movie.
 
beelzebozo said:
dialogue in that proposed spoiler is so laughably bad.
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Well, dialogue in the teaser is laughably bad, so...
 
DMczaf said:
Dude, I've seen the movie. Her character is weak and unnecessary. You literally could have removed her from the movie and the plot would not have changed.

I'll PM you the details.
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You've seen the unfinished movie that's wrapping shooting in New York next week?

Who wins election 2012?
 
Hero_of_the_Day said:
Seems like people have been dropping like crazy in the last week. Every thread I go into I see one or two banned people in the last couple of pages.
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Seriously. It's like something out of revelation. They're all just...gone.
 
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