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[Kinyou]

Who knows, maybe it'll be a witty punchline in the movie.


Batman: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU

Bane: YOU DON'T SOUND SO BAD YOURSELF! HAR HAR HAR

And then Batman pulls out his Bat Creditcard and Arnold makes some Ice jokes.

 

[Veidt]

don't mind me.
just making my obligatory 'this looks a lot like mgs. nolan must surely love the franchise' post..

edit:
speeding have you yet played MGS? get the HD collection now brah.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

don't mind me.
just making my obligatory 'this looks a lot like mgs. nolan must surely love the franchise' post..

edit:
speeding have you yet played MGS? get the HD collection now brah.

Just got 360 mayne, can't play 1/4

 

[Veidt]

Yep. Joker unleashed mental warfare on Batman, and now Bane is going to deliver physical pain.

I hope the practice guy from chinese prison brawl ("you are in hell and I'm the devil..you're not the devil. you're practice" *whoop*) in the beginning of BB makes an appearance as well.

3 is the best. And also 3 doesn't require you to have played any of the other games in order to understand what's going on. So play Snake Eater. I need to read your impressions mang.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

They could just give Bane subtitles. I remember District 9 doing that for the heavily accented Nigerians.

 

[Wingfan19]

They obviously want the audience to come back for 2nd and 3rd showings to figure out what Bane says. It's a brilliant marketing strategy set up by WB and Nolan. Can't you see this?!?

 

[King of the Potato People]

This is Nolan's way of getting his own back against the people who complained about "WHERE IS HE?!"

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

The rate people are complaining about Bane's voice, he's going to sound like fucking Microsoft Sam by the time the movie comes out.

 

[dmshaposv]

They could just give Bane subtitles. I remember District 9 doing that for the heavily accented Nigerians.

aw hell naw.

Sometimes a thing may come across more intimidating/scary when you can't completely understand it. Raw emotion through eyes/body language >>>>> speech.

 

[Jokergrin]

Bane vs. Balevoice vs. Saito

the battle to understand what the fuck they say

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The rate people are complaining about Bane's voice, he's going to sound like fucking Microsoft Sam by the time the movie comes out.

Sometimes... it bears repeating.

 

[dmshaposv]

Bane vs. Balevoice vs. Saito

the battle to understand what the fuck they say

Saito was a disaster, In Inception you needed to know what was gonna happen next and Watannabe kept eating half his words.

Balevoice and Bane just need to sound angry then fuck shit up. It works for them.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Batman will put on the Bane mask before the end of the movie and then the troll will become full circle.

 

[Veidt]

i've always said it. they should just have had saito speak japanese. especially in the dream sequences. these are HIS dreams. why the fuck would he be speaking engrish?

 

[dmshaposv]

i've always said it. they should just have had saito speak japanese. especially in the dream sequences. these are HIS dreams. why the fuck would he be speaking engrish?

But then he wouldn't get the gem that is:

 

[Makoto]

The rate people are complaining about Bane's voice, he's going to sound like fucking Microsoft Sam by the time the movie comes out.

You thought we could be decent posters in an indecent thread.

 

[Yoshichan]

I liked it... except for the football-part.

 

[neorej]

Batman will put on the Bane mask before the end of the movie and then the troll will become full circle.

And Lucius Fox will have to invent a subtitle-projector so people can understand what Batman is saying.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I can't wait.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

i've always said it. they should just have had saito speak japanese. especially in the dream sequences. these are HIS dreams. why the fuck would he be speaking engrish?

He thought the shit was real, yo. Ain't gonna be talking gibberanese to a bunch of American badasses in pimp suits.

 

[Veidt]

that's a valid point.
i just want a film where a celebrated ensemble cast speaks in their own individual native tongues, inception was the perfect opportunity

another thing kill bill and inglourious basterds did right.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

What if Alfred revealed he was Somalian, Veidt.


What if.

 

[Ferga]

I would love it if Nolan actually not have batman in it until the last hour of the movie (similar to batman begins) and just have the situation of Bruce trying to fight bane by himself and escaping from the prison

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What if Alfred revealed he was Somalian, Veidt.


What if.

It would probably put a darker tone to his Burma story.

 

[Makoto]

It would probably put a darker tone to his Burma story.

 

[Angry Fork]

If I can understand Bane's voice fine, so can you.

Shut the fuck up and deal with it.

 

[Veidt]

''A long time ago. I saw a child playing with a grenade the size of a tangerine. Then it detonated.''

 

[Blader]

So...how does Bane eat?

 

[AdventureRacing]

I could understand all of Saitos lines just fine :/.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

So...how does Bane eat?

Souls.

I could understand all of Saitos lines just fine :/.

Shhh....normal people could too.

 

[Enco]

The music when the title appears is so fantastic.

Bane sounds like a badass. Kinda hard to understand if you're not paying attention but he's brilliant.

Movie of forever.

 

[Kyaw]

It would probably put a darker tone to his Burma story.

FYI, I'm from Burma. We do have really nice Rubies. Some the sizes of Tangerines.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

One day, I saw the local guvment, playing Metal Gear Solid, with a child, the size of a Somalian.

 

[Prentice]

Relevant: "One man writes a novel. One man writes a symphony. It is essential that one man make a film." - Stanley Kubrick

 

[Veidt]

One day, I saw the local guvment, playing Metal Gear Solid, with a child, the size of a Somalian.

headasplode.gif

 

[bluemax]

I would love it if Nolan actually not have batman in it until the last hour of the movie (similar to batman begins) and just have the situation of Bruce trying to fight bane by himself and escaping from the prison

As if Nolan's movies weren't already terrible Batman films, you want to make this LESS of a Batman film?

Ok.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

headasplode.gif

As if Nolan's movies weren't already terrible Batman films, you want to make this LESS of a Batman film?

Ok.

 

[Veidt]

hey speeding.
in an intoxicated state..i found myself putting together a music video of footage comprised of just Bane walking with swag, while Nate Dogg and Warren G's 'Regulators' was playing in the background.

should I delete this?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

hey speeding.
in an intoxicated state..i found myself putting together a music video of footage comprised of just Bane walking with swag, while Nate Dogg and Warren G's 'Regulators' was playing in the background.

should I delete this?

Only if you don't want to release the highest grossing piece of entertainment ever known to man.

 

[.GqueB.]

I have a question:

Is anyone actually PREPARED to watch Batman get his ass kicked? I feel like people tend to have a certain bond with superheroes whether they want to admit it or not. For instance, I dont really like superman but the scene on the rock where Lex and his goons are beatings his ass was somewhat hard to watch (from what I remember).

Are you guys ready to see Bale on his back getting pummeled by Bane? Youre not ready. I can already see the man tears.

Edit: Not to mention the music is going to be expertly sad as hell.

 

[Guzim]

hey speeding.
in an intoxicated state..i found myself putting together a music video of footage comprised of just Bane walking with swag, while Nate Dogg and Warren G's 'Regulators' was playing in the background.

should I delete this?

Only if you don't want to release the highest grossing piece of entertainment ever known to man.

I say have Salt-N-Pepa's Whatta Man playing instead.

I have a question:

Is anyone actually PREPARED to watch Batman get his ass kicked? I feel like people tend to have a certain bond with superheroes whether they want to admit it or not. For instance, I dont really like superman but the scene on the rock where Lex and his goons are beatings his ass was somewhat hard to watch (from what I remember).

Are you guys ready to see Bale on his back getting pummeled by Bane? Youre not ready. I can already see the man tears.

I'm bringing the tissues.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have a question:

Is anyone actually PREPARED to watch Batman get his ass kicked? I feel like people tend to have a certain bond with superheroes whether they want to admit it or not. For instance, I dont really like superman but the scene on the rock where Lex and his goons are beatings his ass was somewhat hard to watch (from what I remember).

Are you guys ready to see Bale on his back getting pummeled by Bane? Youre not ready. I can already see the man tears.

Edit: Not to mention the music is going to be expertly sad as hell.

Man tears will flow like a river.

Alfred's heartbreaking dialogue will make it so much worse.

 

[Ripclawe]

The prologue you could not understand what Bane was saying, trailer was better but I could still see you couldn't understand what he is saying and to say it would be "dumbing down" is just stupid. The sound of his voice is fine, the clarity is where people are having problems.

It will be adjusted because the more footage comes out and still has the same problem the complaints will get louder.

 

[Kyaw]

I have a question:

Is anyone actually PREPARED to watch Batman get his ass kicked? I feel like people tend to have a certain bond with superheroes whether they want to admit it or not. For instance, I dont really like superman but the scene on the rock where Lex and his goons are beatings his ass was somewhat hard to watch (from what I remember).

Are you guys ready to see Bale on his back getting pummeled by Bane? Youre not ready. I can already see the man tears.

Edit: Not to mention the music is going to be expertly sad as hell.

My body isn't ready. Man tears will probably be shed.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

We can only hope after Batman gets every bone in his body broken that Alfred will jsut show up with an uzi and lay Bane to waste. He'll take the years in federal prison.


"YOU AIN'T GUNNA DO MASTA WAYNE LIKE THAT! HAVE A TANGERINE, H.R. HUFF&PUFF COCK FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *unloads*

 

[PBY]

I have a question:

Is anyone actually PREPARED to watch Batman get his ass kicked? I feel like people tend to have a certain bond with superheroes whether they want to admit it or not. For instance, I dont really like superman but the scene on the rock where Lex and his goons are beatings his ass was somewhat hard to watch (from what I remember).

Are you guys ready to see Bale on his back getting pummeled by Bane? Youre not ready. I can already see the man tears.

Edit: Not to mention the music is going to be expertly sad as hell.

lol sometimes Batmangaf is too much

 

[.GqueB.]

lol sometimes Batmangaf is too much

You'll be the first to cry and you will cry the hardest.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Man tears will flow like a river.

Alfred's backbreaking dialogue will make it so much worse.

Fixed.

Bruce will have his spine snapped. Then --

Alfred (V.O) - Why do we fall, master Wayne?

*Cue Bruce pathetically trying to get up - wimpering like an injured bird that needs to be put out of his misery*

 

[BY2K]

Again, I don't understand the complains about Bane's voice.

I can understand him just fine.

 

[GuessWho]

im happy gaf is pissed, it just guarantees the movie will be awesome.