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The Dark Knight Rises - Trailer 2

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"This thread has just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in Nolan"

"Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real football scene..."

"What about escalation?"

"Escalation?"

"We praise The Dark Knight Rises Trailer, they bitch about the football scene. We use The Dark Knight as a precedent, they complain that the Joker didn't intentionally throw his drink away."

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"What about escalation?"

"Escalation?"

"We praise The Dark Knight Rises Trailer, they bitch about the football scene. We use The Dark Knight as a precedent, they complain that the Joker didn't intentionally throw his drink away."

Wait what are people saying about the drink? I missed that bit.
 
"You see this is how crazy Hines Ward has made GAF. If you want order on GAF, Nolan must re-edit the scene and apologize. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will bitch, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. "
 
"You see this is how crazy Hines Ward has made GAF. If you want order on GAF, Nolan must re-edit the scene and apologize. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will bitch, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. "

that got a chuckle out of me.
 
you know it will be funny. Bane wanting everyone on the field to die, Ward survives and gets shot by Bane himself as he speaks to the frightened crowd
 
Bane: "I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!"


...all in BaneVoice™, of course.
 
you know it will be funny. Bane wanting everyone on the field to die, Ward survives and gets shot by Bane himself as he speaks to the frightened crowd

Bane fiddles with the Detonator. Starts slapping and clicking it furiously. Then, finally, the last explosion goes off and Ward falls into the abyss.


Bane visibly grins from behind the mask and laughs jollily while adjusting his vest.
 
HEY HEY HAHA HA HA
HEY HEY HAHA HA HA
HEY HEY HAHA HA HA

HEY HEY HAHA HA HA
HEY HEY HAHA HA HA
HEY HEY HAHA HA HA
 
''They've started a fire...''

''Fand Gnow Dhthe Fhire Risehs''
 
Ward just surviving and turning around is just so cliche. Yes this movie has weird, cheesy, impossible thing were never applied to "normal" people or situations. People point out all the crazy thing Batman does but that's the point. He's above the average person. Then the vaporizer isn't some machine rigged in someone's house. It's something built for military reasons by a weapons company.

I really would have preferred a birds-eye view like at the end of Joker's hospital scene. It would show the important part of the football scene, it's destruction. The way it is now is just too personal. Hines Ward is not significant to this movie or that scene at all and he was just there to create some cheesy drama. There better be a followup where he's killed right at the spot or something by Bane so that there's actual reason for him surviving.
 
That just reminds me how silly they made the mob in The Dark Knight. Tom Wilkinson 4 lyfe.

Yes there were so many elements done better in Batman Begins. The mob, Batman's costume, Rachel, Batman voice, Gotham City, Wayne Manor, on and on.

I also miss using all the bats as a distraction. Seems like Batman gave up on using deception and fear as weapons in the second one. Hell he's fighting in the daytime in TDKR for Pete's sake.
 
Bruce: ::talking about Bane:: He's a cold motherfucker.
Alfred: It's a cold world, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Thought you said it was getting warmer.
Alfred: The world goin' one way, people another yo.
 
Yes there were so many elements done better in Batman Begins. The mob, Batman's costume, Rachel, Batman voice, Gotham City, Wayne Manor, on and on.

I also miss using all the bats as a distraction. Seems like Batman gave up on using deception and fear as weapons in the second one. Hell he's fighting in the daytime in TDKR for Pete's sake.

I agree, not about the bats really though. It was kind of a nod to some of the source material for Batman Begins. Very similar to how it was done in the books.
 
Ward just surviving and turning around is just so cliche. Yes this movie has weird, cheesy, impossible thing were never applied to "normal" people or situations. People point out all the crazy thing Batman does but that's the point. He's above the average person. Then the vaporizer isn't some machine rigged in someone's house. It's something built for military reasons by a weapons company.

I really would have preferred a birds-eye view like at the end of Joker's hospital scene. It would show the important part of the football scene, it's destruction. The way it is now is just too personal. Hines Ward is not significant to this movie or that scene at all and he was just there to create some cheesy drama. There better be a followup where he's killed right at the spot or something by Bane so that there's actual reason for him surviving.

I know conceptually that it's dark... But I have a hard time seeing a universe where a supervillain shooting a recognizeable football player in full gear doesn't come across as somehow goofy...
 
I know conceptually that it's dark... But I have a hard time seeing a universe where a supervillain shooting a recognizeable football player in full gear doesn't come across as somehow goofy...

Well I agree. I just think focusing on Ward was a bad idea in general because the end result will always be dopey.
 
man. just look at her. she looks like a cat.

she looks like a woman who is also a cat.
 
you haven't noticed it until you zoom in on dat shit on a giant screen in 1080p.
 
she's totally a monster.
look at her! she looks like an average, somewhat fit girl. this is all wrong
 
Ugly? How can you call her ugly? Unattractive I would understand. But ugly? Fuck no.

Her face looks like it's made of candlewax and has been standing next to a hot radiator for too long. Everything about her just... droops. Her eyes, her cheeks, even her mouth looks tired and worn and droopy.

I understand that attractiveness is a matter of taste, but this person's face is just off too me. If she was a drawing I'd tell the artist too look at a real human and try again.
 
Her face looks like it's made of candlewax and has been standing next to a hot radiator for too long. Everything about her just... droops. Her eyes, her cheeks, even her mouth looks tired and worn and droopy.

I understand that attractiveness is a matter of taste, but this person's face is just off too me. If she was a drawing I'd tell the artist too look at a real human and try again.

this is more obvious than my trolling of Scuilli these past few weeks.
 
Her face looks like it's made of candlewax and has been standing next to a hot radiator for too long. Everything about her just... droops. Her eyes, her cheeks, even her mouth looks tired and worn and droopy.
Wait. Are we talking about Maggie Gyllenhaal again now?
 
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