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[LazyLoki]

indeed, my love

 

[Chipopo]

It's just the burger. You have to get your own bun and cheese.

why do they call it a cheeseburger then?

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

why do they call it a cheeseburger then?

for free american message board publicity?

 

[Ogni-XR21]

You just know that if this product was from America, all the Europeans here would be mocking it.

Don't worry, I'm German and still mock it.

 

[Flesh Into Gear]

I've had a cheeseburger from a hospital vending machine before. NOT GOOD TIMES

 

[Nino]

I can has Cheeseburger?

Huhuhuh. Getit? Getit?

 

[slidewinder]

I hope you got overnight shipping.

 

[Arthas]

I can has Cheeseburger?

Huhuhuh. Getit? Getit?

I don't get it. Please explain.

 

[Funky Papa]

You just know that if this product was from America, all the Europeans here would be mocking it.

Not only that's undeserved, the Europeans here are laughing/baffled at/by the idea (myself included).

Anyway, LazyLoki, you are a hero.

 

[Arthas]

On the contrary it seems like a good idea. Keeps it fresh and moist you see.

 

[jts]

Never seen those but I sometimes buy Cheesburgers to prepare in the oven (two for 1.60)

amirite?

 

[UpperCaseN]

I wonder if it's designed to be cooked, or if you're supposed to eat it cold out of the can like spam

 

[painey]

I once had a cheese burger from a vending machine in spain. It was very hot, but totally squashed.. it was like 2 coasters on top of each other in height. It tasted pretty good with a San Miguel, very crispy.

 

[NotWii]

I can has Cheeseburger?

Huhuhuh. Getit? Getit?

:lol

 

[Nabs]

I wonder if it's designed to be cooked, or if you're supposed to eat it cold out of the can like spam

You're supposed to boil water and put the can in the water for like 2-3 minutes. It's supposed to last a year in that can.

 

[RiskyChris]

I can has Cheeseburger?

Huhuhuh. Getit? Getit?

Can has cheeseburger?

 

[Apoc29]

Contains no hamburger, nor is it much help.

 

[LazyLoki]

the parcel service fucked up (again, i might add). have to pick it up at their warehouse, i hope to do so tomorrow.

sorry





















(for the bump)

 

[vas_a_morir]

the parcel service fucked up (again, i might add). have to pick it up at their warehouse, i hope to do so tomorrow.

sorry

















(for the bump)

Be sure to take pictures.

 

[Costanza]

Someone on SomethingAwful got one (there's pics there)

I'm not sick and I say I would eat this thing again if it weren't so expensive.
And I relly must say that this propably is faaaar better when you're many kilometers away from civilization on top of some mountain and you can whip out a cheeseburger with nearly the same quality as a McDonald's cheeseburger while your friend eats dry bread or power bars.

 

[Nabs]

oh shit!

 

[SickBoy]

That's beautiful. I await LazyLoki's uncanning for a second opinion.

 

[Lobster]

The Bun looks really nice though.

Looks like whoever said "its only the meat" was wrong.

 

[Brofist]

hmmmm

ah well can't link I guess

 

[GhaleonEB]

I thought it was going to be this big clump of wet goo. I'm quite shocked he opened the can and there was a pretty normal looking bun peeking out. It still looks nasty, but 1000x better than I'd imagined.

 

[SickBoy]

There's no lettuce! Bastards!

 

[Lobster]

I thought it was going to be this big clump of wet goo. I'm quite shocked he opened the can and there was a pretty normal looking bun peeking out. It still looks nasty, but 1000x better than I'd imagined.

Bottom of the bun was soggy. Guy said it tasted bad but would eat it again.

Makes no sense to me.

 

[LazyLoki]

well, here goes:

over the top packaging:

heating in waterbath (not boiling!):

looks... interesting (the smell was BAD!):

sadly, it doesn't get better

inside... a little bit chaotic

tasting:

cheating:

to make it short:
smells bad; first bite isn't too bad, but it gets worse over time. i tried to cheat by adding ketchup, but still couldn't finish it.

i probably WOULD eat it again, but only after 2 weeks of starving in the wilderness

 

[Rezbit]

:lol Oh my GOD that looks awful. Where's the guy who wanted to puke without using his fingers? This would work nicely I think.

 

[X26]

:lol

Way to take one for the team, that's GAF hall of heroes worthy. That first picture of the open can is just freaky looking, it's just such an unnatural sight

 

[Ghost]

oh jesus, I thought it would just be the burger in the can, you have to boil the bun too?!

 

[so1337]

Oh god, kill that thing!

 

[Crushed]

SomethingAwful had an article about this too.

 

[GeNoMe]

Oh my god, that looks awful.

Prepear for the runs my friend!

 

[Riddick]

Holy shit the second pic looks fucking disgusting.

 

[ChryZ]

D:

Thanks for taking one for the team.

 

[Ogni-XR21]

The grey colored meat looks disgusting. Good job LazyLoki.

 

[big_z]

WHY IS THE MEAT GREY?
/puke

 

[Meier]

I can't stop laughing at work. That's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. :lol :lol

 

[8bit]

For the intended purpose of providing a cheeseburger in a can that you can quickly cook while halfway up the Matterhorn, it looks pretty good. As a cheeseburger, no. Just no.

BTW, is that onion on it, or did you order an aneurysm topping?

 

[Dega]

Yuck, that shit looks disgusting. Bravo for taking one for the team!

Not even kidding here guys but looking at that burger actually makes me want to vomit.

 

[UpperCaseN]

I was speechless at first, but yeah... that's disgusting looking. Easy prep though, seems like it would be cool for crazy hiking trips or whatever.

 

[Rur0ni]

Looks nothing like the burger :lol

 

[X26]

The beef(?) patty looks exactly like dead skin

 

[Nabs]

i'm going to throw up

 

[antiloop]

Bleh.

But I think MCdonalds burger sucks too.

 

[lil smoke]

They should have made it a frankfurter. Probably taste better and can cook in the sun.

 

[pubba]

 

[UpperCaseN]

I can't get cheeseburgers off the mind now. I want one, but not THIS one. mmm, bacon would be nice too

 

[big_z]

LazyLoki i have the next canned food for you to try: