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The first lab-grown burger revealed

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Sounds good to me. The amount of energy use that is reduced is well worth it. Not to mention we get to spare the cows.

Has a lot going for it.
 
Leather and fur industries didn't die with the invention of faux fur and faux leather. Don't know why you think it'd happen with meat.

Edit: I see someone already made that point.

Because as someone else stated, leather is already produced on a massive scale since we kill the animals for food to begin with.

I don't see what the purpose of hormones would be absent a circulatory system though. If this were a cloned animal, yeah, but it's just meat. Will it have fat, sinew, bone, connective tissues? I thought it would be just muscle tissue.

Even then anything that can lead to higher profits will be favored, regardless of impact on human health or the environment, as is currently the case. This meat will not magically make companies sit on potential higher profit margins. Whatever concoction can be used to increase growth rate, keep it on the shelves longer, make it look better, etc., will be used, and now they'll be able to reverse the tables and say that anyone opposing this is an enemy of the environment and in favor of killing animals.

Eat meat as it is, or eat meat as whatever the industry determines it should be?

Just like GMOs and nuclear energy, it's another tool that will ultimately be used carelessly under a system aimed at increasing profit margins over safety and the equal betterment of human society.
 
Even then anything that can lead to higher profits will be favored, regardless of impact on human health or the environment, as is currently the case. This meat will not magically make companies sit on potential higher profit margins. Whatever concoction can be used to increase growth rate, keep it on the shelves longer, make it look better, etc., will be used, and now they'll be able to reverse the tables and say that anyone opposing this is an enemy of the environment and in favor of killing animals.

Eat meat as it is, or eat meat as whatever the industry determines it should be?

Just like GMOs and nuclear energy, it's another tool that will ultimately be used carelessly under a system aimed at increasing profit margins over safety and the equal betterment of human society.

All these great advantages and your not even considering the one big disadvantage. Taste. No one's going to eat it if it doesn't taste good and it currently doesn't and even if it becomes passable for a low quality meat it's unlikely to ever replace the more expensive (and better tasting) real deal. And what about other forms of meat? You think think people are going to give up lamb chops, chicken wings etc.
 
I can see this as part of the future. Its just a question of what segment will it fall into. It could be a low quality meat filler product or a high end delicacy, possibly both.

Imagine a high end restaurant commissioning a certain blend of cells and growth cycle to tailor the taste to their menu. Or buying your own grow-at-home kit and growing your own steaks. Or it could just be taco bell meat.
 
if it becomes passable for a low quality meat it's unlikely to ever replace the more expensive (and better tasting) real deal..

I see zero reason to think this would be the case. What makes good meat good and why is it not possible to ever be able to replicate those conditions in a lab?
 
You mean burgers from fast food joints are not synthetic?

I actually don't mind synthetic meat, if they prove that it is safe in the long run to eat....

Things like mcnuggets and chicken fillets are pretty synthetic already to me already, so I don't see the difference...

So, is this vegetarian because no animals were killed in the process?
 
I don't think "the real deal" will be available in the near future, at least not for the cheap prices that burgers are known for.

So either change your diet or get used to the substitutes.
 
All these great advantages and your not even considering the one big disadvantage. Taste. No one's going to eat it if it doesn't taste good and it currently doesn't and even if it becomes passable for a low quality meat it's unlikely to ever replace the more expensive (and better tasting) real deal. And what about other forms of meat? You think think people are going to give up lamb chops, chicken wings etc.

Burger are made with ground beef (if any), and ground beef is usually industrial residue. This wouldn't be.

I can see this as part of the future. Its just a question of what segment will it fall into. It could be a low quality meat filler product or a high end delicacy, possibly both.

Something will need to be done with the industrial meat residue which would be replaced by this. Not sure what would be done with it, I'm sure there's various uses, but whatever replaces it will bring in less cash on its own, otherwise it would already go towards that end.

For now, only forced adoption of lab-meat would push fast-food chains to use them, as real ground meat will remain cheaper for as long as animals are killed on an industrial scale.
 
Glad to see this technology coming along. It's a great idea in theory - animals won't have to be systematically raised in horrible conditions solely to be killed for food, and humans won't have to worry about how much (sometimes literal) shit ends up in their food due to the aforementioned horrible conditions.

Plus it's much, much more efficient and humane than raising animals and using all sorts of fucked up ways to make their muscles grotesquely huge for greater meat yield.

Prove to me that eating grown meat won't have any long-term health effects, and I'm totally on board.
 
Because as someone else stated, leather is already produced on a massive scale since we kill the animals for food to begin with.

I was responding to the assertion that the availability of synthetic meat would result in the outlawing of natural meat. Fur still isn't outlawed despite the availability of faux fur and the fact that humans don't generally ingest mink or chinchilla (though I'd happily give them a try). Natural meat might become a luxury but I doubt it would ever be outlawed. Especially since that would mean outlawing hunting.

Also, fois gras isn't banned where I'm from.
 
Burger are made with ground beef (if any), and ground beef is usually industrial residue. This wouldn't be.

And? Assuming it's even possible to proximate the taste their will always be people who claim to be able to tell the difference and you never answered my second question.
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?
 
It's so stupid that fur and leather haven't been outlawed :( Honestly, wearing a fur coat isn't natural or essential like eating. It's barbaric killing animals to wear their fur when we have animal-free alternatives. But this is a bit off topic I guess.
 
They're going to start mixing this with meat, 100% real beef prices will go up and cancer and other illnesses will skyrocket.

Synthetic goes in my car's oil tank, not in my body.

Eating natural red meat has been shown to have positive correlations with certain cancers though...
 
It's so stupid that fur and leather haven't been outlawed :( Honestly, wearing a fur coat isn't natural or essential like eating. It's barbaric killing animals to wear their fur when we have animal-free alternatives. But this is a bit off topic I guess.

May as well do something with that Fur/Leather if we're killing the animals for their meat anyways.
 
I don't think "the real deal" will be available in the near future, at least not for the cheap prices that burgers are known for.

So either change your diet or get used to the substitutes.

Yep. As the population goes up and the emerging markets start being able to afford more of this stuff, the ability to scale livestock simply outstrips the carrying capacity of the planet. Sooner or later we will be eating faux meat - and to some extent we already do.

If you can't tell the difference in taste/texture - I'm not sure most people will really care. Already people are eating a lot of turkey bacon instead of regular bacon because the cost of bacon is now 5x that of the equivalent in turkey. Sure people notice the difference, and they keep buying the turkey and pre-cooked processed equivalents.
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?

They will still be around, this will just lessen the dependence on them.
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?
Ship them to third world countries? Or organize the world's largest barbeque.
 
So I've been watching them put this thing together for over a month now.

It looks more like a hockey puck than a burger, and it isn't even ground up or chopped. So why are they calling it a burger instead of steak?

If they called it steak and did that...but they won't probably because it will look and taste nothing like steak, and hides well inside of a bun?
 
So I've been watching them put this thing together for over a month now.

It looks more like a hockey puck than a burger, and it isn't even ground up or chopped. So why are they calling it a burger instead of steak?

If they called it steak and did that...but they won't probably because it will look and taste nothing like steak, and hides well inside of a bun?

I guess burger just sounds appetizing and iconic.

"Petri-dish grown cultured bovine stem sample #366....Mmmmm delicious."

You got to lull the masses somehow. :P
 
This seems alot like hitting the bullseye of the wrong target.

Why not just encourage the reduction of meat consumption?

I eat at this vegan place twice a week, and they make a vegan bacon cheeseburger that is absurdly good.

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This seems alot like hitting the bullseye of the wrong target.

Why not just encourage the reduction of meat consumption?

I eat at this vegan place twice a week, and they make a vegan bacon cheeseburger that is absurdly good.

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The only way to do that is to provide an alternative that is deemed worthy by the masses.

Vegan trickery and tofu isn't seen as a suitable replacement to the majority of people.

Synthetic beef that tastes and texture of beef would win,
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?


i think we'll see more "organic" and "specialty" beef brands.


i also think another benefit to synthetic meats will be no(?) pharmaceutical drugs or whatever that is usually given to animals.


i personally don't know why people would prefer eating real beef as opposed to synthetic as long as the taste and the nutrients you would normally get from beef are there.

if people know what kind of drugs and the huge amount of waste of energy that goes into making a pound of beef, i think people would be surprised.

i'm in no way saying meat is bad, though. i enjoy it, and have nothing against breeding animals for slaughter (as long as its humane)


Isn't the stuff they put in meat bad enough, now the whole damn cow is one big chemical makeup?


but... its NOT a cow. and that's why it could be potentially better. You would have to say that the synthetic stuff would actually be "worse" for you than the sum of whatever drugs/etc they put into normal animals for me to not prefer the synthetic stuff from a logical standpoint.
 
Talk about unsubstantiated claims. Naturalistic fallacy out the whazoo.
Nobody is claiming anything. I'm clearly shooting out a theory and trying to make a point that the last thing we need is even more synthetic stuff going into our bodies, especially the basis of most people's daily meals. Isn't the stuff they put in meat bad enough, now the whole damn cow is one big chemical makeup?

I just don't see any good coming from this besides someone trying to make an easier buck.
but... its NOT a cow. and that's why it could be potentially better. You would have to say that the synthetic stuff would actually be "worse" for you than the sum of whatever drugs/etc they put into normal animals for me to not prefer the synthetic stuff from a logical standpoint.
And who is going to tell you that, the people that make it? The FDA can't get their shit together with the food table and didn't they just declare pizza an official vegetable? We aren't meant to survive on chemicals. I'm no scientist so of course please don't take what I say as law or get offended by it as if I'm actually going to stop this from happening. We survive on real plants and real meat, not protein toothpaste pressed into a steak shape with a plastic T-bone in the middle. This is going to open the floodgates to something bad and it can't be healthy to eat that day in and day out for an entire lifetime.
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?

I'd be a very gradual shift, i'd imagine.
I say sacrifice them all to the Gods, in one sitting, that ought to make an impression on them!
 
And who is going to tell you that, the people that make it? The FDA can't get their shit together with the food table and didn't they just declare pizza an official vegetable?

oh, so the same FDA that approves the meat we eat?


right....


We aren't meant to survive on chemicals. I'm no scientist so of course please don't take what I say as law or get offended by it as if I'm actually going to stop this from happening.

i'm not sure what you mean. things we eat get broken down into their chemical components in our digestive system. i'm sure you've taken a biology class.

the only reason we have evolved to have teeth is because of mechanical separation. if we had evolved as a race that injected chemical compounds we found laying around, i'm sure we wouldn't have teeth at this point in our evolution.


We survive on real plants and real meat, not protein toothpaste pressed into a steak shape with a plastic T-bone in the middle. This is going to open the floodgates to something bad and it can't be healthy to eat that day in and day out for an entire lifetime.

now, tell me what the difference between "real" plants and "real" meat is when its broken down into its chemical components?

it doesnt matter if its "real" (as if we're imagining something?) or synthetic. It is what is INSIDE the food you are eating.

synthetic meat may give you lupus, but real beef might give you mad cow disease or food poisoning just as easily. or you can be eating cow injected with steroids and growth hormones that affect you more than synthetic meat ever could.


unfortunately for us we're going to have to build and expand on these sorts of technologies because if we ever plan on going into space and colonizing other planets, THIS is what is going to allow us to do that. And if we can't leave the planet because one of the many intricacies of allowing us to survive in space are not present because people are "scared" of genetically modified food and synthetic foods, then we're just going to be doomed to extinction.

we're not going to take a herd of cows into space, or pack a rocket full of fresh beef.




now, what i would find fascinating as it is excruciatingly foul, would be some wacky scientist trying to grow synthetic human tissue just to eat it. but i'm sure that will happen.
 
"Critics say that eating less meat would be an easier way to tackle predicted food shortages".


I love how the "critics" are living in a world of make-believe with flowers and bells and leprechauns. Lab-grown meat will happen eventually, it's just a matter of when its production can be scaled up enough to meet the demand. The demand will in large part depend on the taste, I'd imagine.
 
So as a hypothetical, what are we going to do about all the existing animals bred for food if we stop farming them at some point? Will we put most of them down, or just let them run wild somewhere, or start a cow welfare system or something?

Stop intensively breeding them so there won't be such artificially high numbers, for one thing.

What will probably happen in a future where this becomes feasible on a large scale is that synthetic meat becomes the everyday thing, but a 'natural' steak becomes a luxury that you might get in a restaurant. An analogy I can think of is pearls, where cultured pearls are indistiguishable from natural ones except under an x-ray, but natural pearls are still more expensive and desirable.

We aren't meant to survive on chemicals. I'm no scientist so of course please don't take what I say as law or get offended by it as if I'm actually going to stop this from happening. We survive on real plants and real meat, not protein toothpaste pressed into a steak shape with a plastic T-bone in the middle. This is going to open the floodgates to something bad and it can't be healthy to eat that day in and day out for an entire lifetime.

You're evidently not a scientist if you think we aren't meant to survive on chemicals.

Protip: Literally everything is made up of chemicals.
 
In fifty years you'll have to visit a zoo to see a cow.
Ps. When will yeast-based food start showing up? According to Asimov it sounds like a winner.
 
I really have a hard time understanding the moral highground that comes with not eating meat.

Lab meat would probably be a smarter, more cost efficient approach to food, but I don't see where it's supposed to be the "right" thing to do.
 
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