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[Excess Poo Flakes]

Jesus christ what the fuck

 

[BobbyRobby]

On or around October 3, 2005, Red Rose Stories, a website providing a wide range of everyday and more extreme erotic stories , was raided in the owner's absence by the FBI's recently founded 'Anti-Porn Squad'. Until this time, written stories alone had not been a target for any obscenity case. Rose posted an open letter on the website stating that "I am being charged with 'OBSCENITIES' and face a minimum term of 3 years in a federal prison. Our stories are NOT protected speech. Please, please, be careful out there. When it comes to free speech SEX STORIES are NOT covered. The ONLY legal sex stories are those that involve a man and a woman, consenting to MISSIONARY POSITION SEX, in a dark room ... They are trying to say fantasy stories are illegal." [3]. Also, "it appears the Porn Squad has been told that the best possibility of prosecution includes golden showers, scat ... and BDSM along with other fringe fetishes... [the US] government is not targeting kiddie porn only" [4]. No indictment or official prosecution has yet been announced, however the case is seen as a potential landmark in US approaches to sexually explicit material. It seems possible that the basis of any legal case would be inter-state distribution (via the internet) of obscene material (but see Extreme Associates, above).

This thread might be illegal.

 

[Matlock]

I don't even want to guess who sent half of this shit. :lol

 

[Ichirou]

Creepiest stuff involves rapes, murders...the gay stuff and the sex fetish stuff? Whatever floats your boat, dudes.

I always figured, 'what could be more harmless/innocent than a bunch of video gamers?' This thread is proof that you really have to be careful with who you meet online.

 

[Widfara]

I scared shitless by some of this shit. Jesus bloody Christ.

 

[Error]

man and the messed up things keep coming I'm willing to bet though more than half of the 'secrets' sent to Amir0x are by lurkers of the forum.

 

[sprsk]

I sent an email i bet you cant tell which one. (it hasnt been posted yet)

 

[Eminem]

This thread might be illegal.

Seeing that this isn't an erotic stories site, I think we're in the clear. I doubt the FBI will be raiding GA anytime soon.

However, as long as we're talking about the FBI, SomethingAwful's forums are on the FBI watchlist :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[pollo]

this thread just gives a big fu to 'negro-age'

and places 'incest-age' FTW.

 

[Diablos]

However, as long as we're talking about the FBI, SomethingAwful's forums are on the FBI watchlist :lol :lol :lol :lol

Are you serious? :lol :lol :lol

 

[Amir0x]

I'm back, biznatches. Huge batch. Stop sending your secrets at 11:00PM(EST)

My dad walked out on my family when I was really little, without a goodbye to me or my brother. Instead one night he tucked us into bed and was completely gone from our lives. For most of our lives, my brother and I have blamed ourselves and we are constantly hurt about it. I remember all the fathers days where we would just sit up and cry about him, and how much I hated him for doing this to us. In ways I blamed myself and missed him, regretted that I wouldn't have anyone to teach me sports, or to love me.

Recently we found him. He's a transsexual living in California. We started talking, but it is too painful. He attempted to start being in our lives, but I told him to fuck off. No regrets.

That's terrible. I hope you find peace.

I married one of the female GAFfers not too long ago. We've known each
other for almost a decade now. We actually met online (and on a message board
of all places) and when we met in real life (a few years later), we pretty much
got a good thing going. About a year afterwards, I moved in with her and got
married (for reasons that doesn't concern anyone). Things are going fine
except for a few small bumps here and there.
I love her so much ...

With the subject "YES THIS IS REAL". Nice to hear you're happy

Sorry if this is to long:

I had a dream one night about 6 months ago. This is the first instance i can
recall of this ever happening to me. I remember it more vividly than any other
dream i have ever had since the day i was born. It was *not* a nightmare, but
was actually an extremely pleasent dream. Its even more vividly burned into my
mind than my worst nightmare, which i've heard are the type of dream to be
remembered the best. Now, it was *not* related to anything sexual, and it was
not a wet dream, as im sure you are thinking while you are reading this( ).
This was a unique dream which i have never heard of happning to anyone else(i
asked around.)

I won't go into the minute details about it, but i'll give you a general
synposis of the dream.

It began with me and who i assume is my girlfriend. (Ive never seen her before
in real life, so i don't know who my mind could have made up, but as with all
dreams, many facts assemble themselves in unexpected ways and you don't
question it.) We are standing in the forest just being together, not in a sexual
way, but just holding hands, its like the picture perfect moment you want to
last forever. Emotions were flooding me at that point, and in the dream me and
the girl were very, very, very close. I could tell she was flooded with the same
need i was: a need for eachother. We ran through the forest just being
ourselves, sort of looking for a place to be more alone. We ended up in this
natural spring/spa sort of thing inside a cave, and we bathed together in the
warm waters. (Nothing sexual happened, as i mentioned the dream has absolutly
nothing to do with sexual arousal of any kind. Thats one thing which makes it
special to me.) We sat there for hours and hours, totally overwhelmed by the
most pure form of absolute love and need for eachother you could ever imagine.
Imagine it like infatuation, euphoria, long term appreciation, and every other
form of love for another person all rolled into one, simultaniously. I can't
even begin to describe the profound, and sooo intense feeling of absolute
belonging, and pure love for her that i had, and the assurance of total
reciprocation inside of her for me just strengthened it in us both. Absolute and
total bliss. Love in the purest form. We held eachother like nobody has ever
been held before.

It was this point in the dream where i woke up.
here's the kicker: The love i felt in my dream... i continued to feel in real
life, even though there was no-such "girl" to ever have existed in
real life for me.

I remember vividly what it felt like in the dream, just like it was real.
Perhaps because it was real in the dream, because it sure as hell was real to me
after i woke up. I was absolutly dumbstruck at the feeling, it was so blissfull
and EVERY BIT as intense as it was during the dream. When i woke i did not feel
any sort of loss at it having ended, or not having the "girl",
perhaps because of the fact there was never a real girl like that in real life
for me. I felt no loss, but the absolute blissful feeling of love just coursed
intensly through my soul for full-blown week after the fac

.

Drinky is a moron that people on GAF suck up to because they really dont
have a life. Drinky is not better than you, just because he says something
doesnt mean it is true. Plus he looks at gay porn.

Just to clarify the rules for this thread: all in good fun, but this'll be the last post I'll make with disparaging content about a random GAF user.

I just dumped my boyfriend for this guy on myspace. haha.

It wouldn't have worked out anyway, he was a Batman person and I was a Superman
person.

Two different worlds....

It's so funny I had to post it :lol

One time, when i was at my maid's home for thanksgiving dinner a few years
ago, she and her husband and my dad all left to go buy some stuff at the store.
I was left alone with her dog. It was a german shepherd, with severe arthritis.
I turned on her television and looked for something to masturbate to. The dog
came over and started sniffing my crotch while I was trying to squeeze one out.
Then he started licking. I did not stop him, and eventually blew my load all
over the dog.

Another one - I want to fuck my female cousin who is two years younger than I
am. I also want to fuck my older cousin who is a few years older than me. If
given the opportunity, I would get naughty with them without remorse.

:|

Here's my secret: I have a depressing life even though I and my wife of
11 years make shitpot loads of money. I buy what I want to, when I want to,
without reservation. My wife is a hot 5' tall Thai chick that regularly takes
it in the ass and pretty much does what I want when I want. So why am I
depressed? I'm totally fucking GAY in every sense of the word! I've been gay
my whole life, I masturbate to gay porn, etc. etc. I'm so scared of coming
out, well, it'll never happen. I'm totally trapped now, and I'm trying to
just make the best of it. Sad thing is, women still attract me (such as my
wife) but guys are where it's at in my book. Sad, no?

Hmmm. Not sad, but i wish you would come out. The longer it goes on, the more she'll feel she was made a fool of when it all blows up.

I have masturbated to pictures of Olimario, Demi, and CrisKe

.

I wish I was friends with some of the cooler people on the forum like MAF,
Drinky Crow, and Matlock, though I never talk to them. I just wish they were my older brothers or really close friends since I don't have one, and could help me out with my problems, and be a good, cool role model.

The Matlock part is what threw me for a loop :lol

Secrets.....


I... I... I have a myspace account...

http://www.myspace.com/heezzi

I am gay, but no one knows besides my sister (who pressed me hard about it
until I confessed). I'm planning on coming out to my parents when I go home for
the holidays, but I am worried I'm going to chicken out (again).

be strong yo. only the strong survive, or so some movies tell me

I want to ban every xbox fan on gaf.

:lol

I've been with GAF and other forums for a long time, and I regret to admit
that I am a pathological liar. A lot of my exploits on GAF and stories I have
posted about myself are complete fabrications. I was so depressed and had so
much free time on my hands (thanks to having no friends!) that I created my own
little world and lived in it and went as far as to tell everyone (On GAF) about
it. What's funny is that I still tell some of the stories I created during this
time period in real life. I'll never be able to untangle this web I wove.

No, I am not Alphasnake, BlackStallion, or Lemurs.

oh oh more hints!

 

[Error]

I've been with GAF and other forums for a long time, and I regret to admit
that I am a pathological liar. A lot of my exploits on GAF and stories I have
posted about myself are complete fabrications. I was so depressed and had so
much free time on my hands (thanks to having no friends!) that I created my own
little world and lived in it and went as far as to tell everyone (On GAF) about
it. What's funny is that I still tell some of the stories I created during this
time period in real life. I'll never be able to untangle this web I wove.

No, I am not Alphasnake, BlackStallion, or Lemurs.

sorry but that last part made laugh :lol ... anyway this is sad. some of things said here a very fucking depressing.

 

[Diablos]

One time, when i was at my maid's home for thanksgiving dinner a few years
ago, she and her husband and my dad all left to go buy some stuff at the store.
I was left alone with her dog. It was a german shepherd, with severe arthritis.
I turned on her television and looked for something to masturbate to. The dog
came over and started sniffing my crotch while I was trying to squeeze one out.
Then he started licking. I did not stop him, and eventually blew my load all
over the dog.

Another one - I want to fuck my female cousin who is two years younger than I
am. I also want to fuck my older cousin who is a few years older than me. If
given the opportunity, I would get naughty with them without remorse.

Holy SHIT.

 

[TekunoRobby]

[/THREAD]






:lol :lol

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS!

P.S. This thread is awesome. It reminds me of: http://grouphug.us/

 

[Keru_Shiri]

..wow, this thread is crazy. I was gonna send a secret, but nothing I can come up with can compare with this. I are boring

 

[Amir0x]

..wow, this thread is crazy. I was gonna send a secret, but nothing I can come up with can compare with this. I are boring

Just send it anyway, I'm sure many of the most shocking ones are bull anyway. But if not!

Crazy world. It's not a really a competition to be the most shocking though

I had a Russian Culture class once, and I cheated on every test trying to
improve my grade. I never got higher than a C.

wtg dummy

I tell my girlfriend I love her, but I can't stop fantasizing about a few
other girls I know.

.

bune duggy, you were of no help. This news saddens me.

How can I get you a DVD if I have no idea what you already own?

HELP HIM/HER DUNE BUGGY!

Like the person that sent the message before, I secretly want GAF members
to be my friends in real life. GAF people are the funniest group of people in
the world, and people like them are few and far between in real life. I secretly
dislike being the center of attention amongst my many friends -- and if I had a
few friends endowed with the sense of humor the ones on GAF have I'd be set for
life.

Altogether now, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

I have a gay friend and I used to sort-of flirt with him just for shits and
giggles. Doubt he ever had feelings for me while doing it, so I don't feel bad
about it.

One time we were in German class in high school, and he thought I kept tickling
his back all class. In reality, I had a piece of chalk in my hand, and I was
slowly drawing a giant dick on his back. He had no idea. After class we had
lunch, so he went all the way to a full cafeteria with a giant chalk-white dick
across his back. Needless to say, I found it hilarious. He was not amused when
someone told him what I had really been doing during class.

.

When I was a teenager there was this kid was only 8 from the trailer park
that would always hang around with the neighborhood kids. One time it was just
me and him and I took him out behind the local school and said I wouldn't let
him go home unless he did what I said. I made him pull down his pants and rub
his dick on walls and trees and play with himself. I'm not gay so I don't
know why I ever did this. I never saw him again after that day, and I knew it
if he told anyone no one would believe him because he was just dirty white
trash.

Rightio, chap.

 

[totoro'd]

One time we were in German class in high school, and he thought I kept tickling
his back all class. In reality, I had a piece of chalk in my hand, and I was
slowly drawing a giant dick on his back. He had no idea. After class we had
lunch, so he went all the way to a full cafeteria with a giant chalk-white dick
across his back. Needless to say, I found it hilarious. He was not amused when
someone told him what I had really been doing during class.

:lol

 

[Amir0x]

The first girlfriend I ever had was when I was 13. She was decent looking
but got needy fast. She lived in the next city so calls were long distance and
she racked up hundreds of dollars in phone bills to call me and I never called
her. She would even call friends' houses when I went for sleepovers. I got
sick of it and told her she looked like a dog and I didn't like her anymore.
The worst part is I knew her stepfather beat her and sexually abused her and I
wonder every so often if she killed herself. My father was abusive too so I
know exactly what she felt and I made it worse. To this day I've never had
another girlfriend and I'm 23.

My Name is Earl.

I have these hideous scars that cover most of my back and I am very self-conscious about it. I refuse to do things that involves taking my shirt off in public like swimming etc. I am also afraid of having a relationship with a girl because I fear that when she sees my scars, she will freak out and leave me. Someday I plan on getting a tattoo on my back to cover up the scars as much
as possible.

How did you get the scars?

The only time I ever got a blowjob when I was 5 years old from my godmother's daughter. She was a schizophrenic and was in a mental hospital for 5 years starting when she was 13. They moved to california and we got christmas cards with pictures and she is smoking hot now. Our parents never let us play together after they caught her blowing me and I constantly contemplate what that
cost me in the long run.

:O

I'm mildly angry at my parents for not letting me take the free guitar
lessons that were offered to me by a somewhat famous local guitarist when I was
a very young boy. My dad used to make up the newsletter for his band or store
something, and at one point the guy ran into a fit of bad healt. Both of his
lungs collapsed suddenly or something, so he was in the hospital and racked up a
big bill and couldn't afford to pay my dad for his work. The guy felt really
bad, so he offered what he could, and it was free guitar lessons for me.

I can only imagine how much of a shredder I'd be if I'd started playing guitar
ar 4 or 5. I'm 20 now, for point of reference

Damnit, I really want to be in a heavy metal band. Thanks mom and dad

.

I don't usually wash my hands after I go to the bathroom. Piss or poop.

I also have my hands down my pants constantly while I'm at my computer (not
playing with myself, just scratching my sack or whatever), and I have no
problems contaminating my food with dick and ass germs.

.

The biggest reason girls have dumped me was "not enough sex".

But I suppose a low libido goes hand in hand with dating girls who you aren't
attracted to because you can't do any better

.

I lost my virginity to a dog. I was 12 at the time and we had a jet black
lab. We lived out in the country so it was hard to make friends or do anything
with anyone. One night I was laying on the couch before going to bed and Bear
(the dog's name) jumped up on top of me. I don't think he meant to hump me but
he was acting strange for the past week and I could feel that he had a boner. He
stood up and started dry humping me. If I wasn't still in my day cloths he
would have taken it right then and there.

Anyway, this progressed for a few days and each day I let him do it for longer
and longer before I'd push him off. I'd also start taking more of my cloths
off until eventually I was just in my panties. They were small though and he
eventually found his way in. It wasn't gentle and it hurt a lot. I never let
him do it again afterwards and I've never told anyone about this. I\'ve never
done anything strange either afterwards so I don't think I'm messed up because
of it.

Fake!

I have a bunch of naked pictures of my girlfriend. Upclose pussy shots,
shots of her with a dildo in her pussy, full-body naked shots. If morphix
offered, I'd give them the pictures in a heartbeat in exchange for something I
wanted that cost a few hundred dollars.

:lol

 

[Soul4ger]

Seriously, after reading this thread, why would you want to be friends with anyone on GAF? You might end up dead, or raped with a pen-knife at your throat. Yeeeeeeesh!

 

[The Shadow]

Fake!

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol :lol

My God this thread rocks.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I feel better about myself after reading this thread.

 

[cicero]

Even if these are mostly fake secrets, wth is wrong with you people making them...

 

[MC Safety]

Even if these are mostly fake secrets, wth is wrong with you people making them...

The Internet breeds boorishness.

And I suspect the one about the person whose Internet lies have become part of his/her life was made by Serafakia under a new name. Welcome back!

 

[Heezzi]

 

[Ecrofirt]

:lol

 

[BenT]

I don't usually wash my hands after I go to the bathroom. Piss or poop.

I also have my hands down my pants constantly while I'm at my computer (not
playing with myself, just scratching my sack or whatever), and I have no
problems contaminating my food with dick and ass germs.

Ok, that's easily the worst one. Learn to wash you dirty fuck! >:O

 

[Eminem]

Are you serious? :lol :lol :lol

:lol :lol Sadly, yes. Forums members killing their families, it used to be torrent capital of the world, goon rushing sites, and the recent forum member putting a flyer on a random house saying it had anthrax....it was only a matter of time, really.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Where is Amir0x?!

 

[malek4980]

Where is Amir0x?!

throwing up

 

[The Shadow]

Where is Amir0x?!

Crying in the corner of the room after reading some of the secrets I suspect.

 

[BenT]

Where is Amir0x?!

Washing his hands, I hope. >:[

 

[Red Blaster]

More....more....I NEED MORE.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

then theres the story of my friend. hes the guy ive known the longest and weve been on the closest terms since high school until today. a few years ago, a sister of one of our friends went back on the market after a shitty relationship and she was single again. my friend was in the middle of a yearlong drought of relationships and was looking to hook onto something fast and get married so that his life could get direction and so that his mom could see it before she died (this is my own theory, but sure enough, he got married quickly and his mom died a few months afterwards, plus her job required her to live in the city she works, so he was able to piggyback on that to move out on his own too). so they soon were going out and engaged and married. only problem is that before this all happened, she made it pretty clear that she was interested in me. however i had my own gf (same as current) at the time and really felt stuck, so despite the opportunity i let it go. however i deeply resented the missed chance to have her as well as my friends general demeanor towards the whole relationship; before being married they argued constantly, and now they argue about as often and he spends his days buying junk on her paychecks (she has the better paying job right now). so months of me running \'what ifs\' through my head led to a night when all of us were drinking and her and i were the last ones awake. while he was asleep no more than twenty feet away i fucked her. theyve been married for a few years now. i was the best man. weve had our affair since a year before they were married and it still continues to this day. i have no idea how i havent been called out on it, but as long as im getting the milk for free, he can keep the cow.

I'm listening to 'Me & Mrs. Jones' right now, and you should be too!

 

[cvxfreak]

Where is Amir0x?!

throwing up

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Duderz]

:|

Some of you guys are way messed up. Ami, I really hope you're banning the pedo's.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm starting to get withdrawals. Did one of the rapists or killers get Amir0x with the help of one of the stalkers?

 

[The Shadow]

I made a "secrets" thread at a popular forum. I thought it would be fun but I found out that there were some seriously fucked up people out in the world. Email after email, I was sickened by the things I was reading. Eventually I was so emotionally detached that I just didn't want to live anymore. Goodbye cruel world.

 

[jenov4]

Whoa, I just discovered this thread and WTF, you guys are messed up! Seriously.

/me goes to submit a secret.

 

[Unison]

Amir0x, feed our need!!!!

 

[Ash Housewares]

Drinky is a moron that people on GAF suck up to because they really dont
have a life. Drinky is not better than you, just because he says something
doesnt mean it is true.

why do you have to be anonymous to say stuff like this?

 

[Lo-Volt]

*raises hand*

Has anyone at all considered if there would be difficulties, legal, ethical or otherwise, if this sort of thing were to continue? At all? What kind of thing could this thread be getting Gaming-Age Forum into if it were to continue? This, I think, is unprecedented for our forum and I don't think we should be engaging in such a voyeuristic and dangerous activity, even if the posts have no names attached. If you think this is too nanny of me, fine, but...

 

[Unison]

That is too nanny of you.

 

[Ash Housewares]

That is too nanny of you.

agreed

 

[Particle Physicist]

This thread might be illegal.

thats kinda crazy. so does that mean that books like Lolita are now illegal?

 

[FiRez]

*raises hand*

Has anyone at all considered if there would be difficulties, legal, ethical or otherwise, if this sort of thing were to continue? At all? What kind of thing could this thread be getting Gaming-Age Forum into if it were to continue? This, I think, is unprecedented for our forum and I don't think we should be engaging in such a voyeuristic and dangerous activity, even if the posts have no names attached. If you think this is too nanny of me, fine, but...

4chan
Genmay
SA

proves that the limit (if it exists) has not been reached by this thread

 

[B'z-chan]

Amirox please return with more stories of debauchery and secrets.

 

[Diablos]

Furry pics turn me on.

 

[Wafflecopter]

Shall we continue? I can do this. I'll give my email and do this, if people still want to continue

 

[Amzin]

I'm thinking he's just done for the night. He did say to stop sending them after 11pm eastern, which was an hour ago.