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Spencerr said:
I know of nothing other than that at around 1 am pst (soon) the site always goes down for a little bit.
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huh, I'm on GMT + 1 (Netherlands) time and it's 10 am now, yesterday from 10am until 11pm the forum greated me with "The gaming age forum is down for scheduled maintenance, please be patient while the site is down" message. So yeah, nobody else noticed it was gone for 13 hours? This was from my work and home....
 
My wife is American, I'm not, we got married in 2002 and a year and a half
later we moved back to my native country. She couldn't stand it there, and our
relationship was already rocky. In the Christmas of 2003 she went to the US to
spend it with her family, my nine month old daughter went with her. While she
was over there we fought over the phone, till at one point she simply informed
me that she wasn't coming back. I had just joined a job at that point and
couldn't go back to the states. Eventually we agreed to a divorce. My wife
went to court and got a ruling that said my daughter couldn't leave the US.
Which meant she wouldn't be able to visit me until she was 18.

At one point, my wife made me give up my greencard which I had through my
marriage, it wasn't really a big deal for me except that it meant it would make
it a hell of lot harder for me to visit my daughter and live and work near her.
I miss my daughter so much that I break down and cry sometimes when I'm alone,
but I put on a happy face in front of others. She's 2.5 now, I go and try to
visit her at least twice a year, I can't afford to do any more than that. She
is yet to understand the concept that I am her father. I also call and webcam
her every other day, as well as write her letters every week, I also keep a
journal to her that I hope to show her one day when she grows up. So she knows
that even thought I wasn't physically close to her I always thought about her.

PS: I have already told one person on GAF this story, he and I are of the same
nationality.
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I think I know who this guy is from another forum.
 
I still have that dead Nazis' head.

I still have the skull my next door neighbors wife gave to me... I've
never actually done anything to it but I have been tempted to stick my cock in
it's eye socket.

Y'know.

Not because I get off on that shit but because I want to stick it (lol) to the
people who made the Jews suffer so much. I wasn't around to fight them during
WW2 so I figure it would be my way of saying fuck you to Hitler and Nazi
Germany.
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i'm sure the skull disapproves.

One night I snorted a couple of lines of speed.

No big deal, right?

Except that I did it purely for the sake of playing Kingdom Hearts. :/
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Awesome
 
Lemurnator said:
Post a pic of yourself Cyborg. :rock
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Picture taken during my arms-crossed-wiht-a-smug-grin phase.

Be-ah-hui or whatev' is the transexual.
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oh rly? Looks like the years of intensive surgery paid off -- even a femine male, like myself, would think she was a chick based on first glance appraisal of her picture.
 
OpinionatedCyborg said:
oh rly? Looks like the years of intensive surgery paid off -- even a femine male, like myself, would think she was a chick based on first glance appraisal of her picture.
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I'm a tranny myself, so I know all the signs.
 
I'm now scanning the picture thread to see if you've ever posted a picture to see if there were ever any warning signs of this.

Is it possible for male to female and female to male sex change patiants to have a male or female orgasm?
 
I have two female friends who have dated girl-to-guy trannies that looked quite different from hXc. Maybe they were in an earlier stage of change over.
 
etiolate said:
I have two female friends who have dated girl-to-guy trannies that looked quite different from hXc. Maybe they were in an earlier stage of change over.
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What does hXc look like? I can't find pictures.

WTF

I judge not however. Am shocking however.
 
wtf? cut the shit about picture you want photos... fucking PM.

that wobedraggled picture sure is creppy I mean I may be ugly but wobe is on whole new level.
 
I'm confused Thug.

You've said on many occasions that you were gay.

Do you consider yourself a homosexual man. Or a heterosexual woman.

Edit: I just have to say this has been one of the single most entertaining days ever on GAF.

Even more entertaining than when every single thread had Nintendogs edited into the title.
 
Shit dude, look at all the stuff that's gone down in this thread.

Nothing would suprise me anymore.

Even if he is a dude...

I'm confused he said he's super gay and yet I've found this post.
hXc_thugg said:
That is a much better picture. I'd hit it a million times.
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That was a reply to a thread about hot womens and he was quoting someone who had post a picturegraph of a hot womans.
 
Lemurnator said:
Shit dude, look at all the stuff that's gone down in this thread.

Nothing would suprise me anymore.

Even if he is a dude...

I'm confused he said he's super gay and yet I've found this post.


That was a reply to a thread about hot womens and he was quoting someone who had post a picturegraph of a hot womans.
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Hay, this thread isn't about my sexuality. It's about my gender-issues.
 
Ash Housewares said:
the camera is sitting on a high shelf, would need atleast two more midgets to get there
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Tell me the time and the place. I can get 2 more over there in half an hour if I pull some strings.

I'll see what I can do.
 
xabre said:
Is that yes, as in they can or are you just using my humorous avatar and taking the piss?
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I supposed if it's just an enlarged clit it can get stiff.

If it's not than I don't have any fucking idea.
 
hXc_thugg said:
Hay, this thread isn't about my sexuality. It's about my gender-issues.
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No, it is about secrets. Why you chose this specific thread to out yourself is beyond me. I do love the irony though.
 
Lemurnator said:
I supposed if it's just an enlarged clit it can get stiff.

If it's not than I don't have any fucking idea.
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I believe a wrestler named Chyna can pump out a good one.
 
I used to work at a Best Buy, and there was this one punk in there right
before we closed. I asked him to hurry up, because I was under a tight schedule
and wanted to clean up and leave. The kid started giving me lip, and I was so
fed up with it that I snapped. I just grabbed him by the throat and threw him
down, saying in a deep voice, "This is not a fuckin' game!" But I
quickly apologized, realizing he could press charges, so I gave him my employee
discount on his shit when he left. Saw him one more time, and I took my break
quickly.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
bune duggy, you were of no help. :( This news saddens me.

How can I get you a DVD if I have no idea what you already own?
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To give you an idea, I've only bought 5 DVD's this year: Crash, Sin City, Arrested Development Seasons 1 & 2, and the Office Space SE. I don't buy (or own) very many DVD's so you're pretty good with whatever.
 
My wife is American, I'm not, we got married in 2002 and a year and a half
later we moved back to my native country. She couldn't stand it there, and our
relationship was already rocky. In the Christmas of 2003 she went to the US to
spend it with her family, my nine month old daughter went with her. While she
was over there we fought over the phone, till at one point she simply informed
me that she wasn't coming back. I had just joined a job at that point and
couldn't go back to the states. Eventually we agreed to a divorce. My wife
went to court and got a ruling that said my daughter couldn't leave the US.
Which meant she wouldn't be able to visit me until she was 18.

At one point, my wife made me give up my greencard which I had through my
marriage, it wasn't really a big deal for me except that it meant it would make
it a hell of lot harder for me to visit my daughter and live and work near her.
I miss my daughter so much that I break down and cry sometimes when I'm alone,
but I put on a happy face in front of others. She's 2.5 now, I go and try to
visit her at least twice a year, I can't afford to do any more than that. She
is yet to understand the concept that I am her father. I also call and webcam
her every other day, as well as write her letters every week, I also keep a
journal to her that I hope to show her one day when she grows up. So she knows
that even thought I wasn't physically close to her I always thought about her.

PS: I have already told one person on GAF this story, he and I are of the same
nationality.
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pirrineau_d.jpg

This man could probably help you out.
 
^ I know trippingmartian, I was crying of laughter for 20 minutes when I read that confession. That's the funniest thing I've ever read on GAF.

"I used to work at a Best Buy, and there was this one punk in there right
before we closed. I asked him to hurry up, because I was under a tight schedule
and wanted to clean up and leave. The kid started giving me lip, and I was so
fed up with it that I snapped. I just grabbed him by the throat and threw him
down, saying in a deep voice, "This is not a fuckin' game!" But I
quickly apologized, realizing he could press charges, so I gave him my employee
discount on his shit when he left. Saw him one more time, and I took my break
quickly."

:lol

Though I must say, the inclusion of that picture of woebedraggled in this thread has multiplied the creep factor of this thread ten-fold.
 
have a tee shirt next to my bed that I use to wipe off my private parts
when I finish masturbating and that I sometimes place under my bottom while I
masturbate to prevent wetness from getting onto my pillow or matress. I continue
to use the tee shirt and haven't washed or replaced it in a few monthes.

I also have a box of Kleenex on my desk for the same purpose and a trash can in
my room FULL of used kleenexs.

And to add an interesting spin on the whole situation, I'm a girl.
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Wow, what a spin!

Oh wait...

I sometimes place under my bottom while I
masturbate to prevent wetness from getting onto my pillow or matress.
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We already fucking knew.
 
I can't stand watching porn and seeing uncut wangs on there. It looks like someone put a turtleneck on a penis. How do you pagan fucks survive?
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We survive by having incredible penile sensations and orgasms. Our purple bell tops are protected by a nice little cloak of skin that keeps things like the inside of our pants from desensatizing our dicks like all you circumsized dorks. Nya ha!

OMG MY SECRET IZ OUT!!11!1!!
 
i'm masturbating to this thread right now.























oh shit! I was meant to email that anonymously!
 
When that black guy made that thread asking how white people can use bar soap, I wanted to reply with "Then how come black people are dirtier?"

I don't believe it's true; I just wanted to say it as commentary on how ridiculous his soap theories are.
"What, do you think the soap just washes the dirt away?"

Yes, yes it does, retard. That's what soap is for. It freakin' takes the dirt off and pours it down the drain. It doesn't absorb it like a sponge. I don't need 598 oils, lotions, and powders to clean myself, you capitalist consumer whore.

But I didn't say that for fear of being labeled another Olimario
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Ahahahha.
 
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