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[LiK]

From Ryan's Twitter - Endurance Run is still coming today. Stay tuned, we're gonna do it live!

wait, is that gonna overlap with Load our Last Save?

 

[FStop7]

Ryan just told me on Twitter they shot the Postal 3 QL yesterday and it should be up "soon". Whatever that means.

Did he then proceed to block you?

 

[Brobzoid]

"*NOTE* I have to manually give you this key, so if I am not awake or near my computer It will take a little while to get your key!"

Wow.

damn, that's pretty raw. like underground punk.

 

[SmithnCo]

"*NOTE* I have to manually give you this key, so if I am not awake or near my computer It will take a little while to get your key!"

Wow.

Hoo boy. Hahaha.

 

[Xater]

Did he then proceed to block you?

I wasn't blocked for some pretty dumb jokes before so I guess not.

 

[LiK]

I wasn't blocked for some pretty dumb jokes before so I guess not.

haha, Ryan is pretty cool about stuff unless some people are straight up dicks to him. What I love is when people called into the live shows and asked to be unblocked and he refused, lol

 

[SteveWinwood]

damn, that's pretty raw. like underground punk.

I kinda wish I could order a cd from them and see it just be a burned disc with postal 3 scribbled on it with sharpie.

 

[Xater]

I kinda wish I could order a cd from them and see it just be a burned disc with postal 3 scribbled on it with sharpie.

Earlier today DutchSlayer told me he had some hands-on time with the game at Gamescom 2010. The dev who was explaining the game to him was totally drunk.

The thing is though, all this crazyness kind of makes sense looking at their games.

 

[SteveWinwood]

The freedom fighters is live so I guess Giant bomb isn't dead yet.

Edit: I hate the giant bomb chat. Full of useless annoying people.

 

[randomlyrossy]

The freedom fighters is live so I guess Giant bomb isn't dead yet.

Edit: I hate the giant bomb chat. Full of useless annoying people.

Which is why you have the option to hide it.

 

[LiK]

The freedom fighters is live so I guess Giant bomb isn't dead yet.

Edit: I hate the giant bomb chat. Full of useless annoying people.

I only meet a handful of good chaps in there. the rest are retards.

 

[BobTheFork]

I only meet a handful of good chaps in there. the rest are retards.

I go in there when I want to try and ask some question, but they only ever read question from the same 5-6 people or ones that are insane.

 

[LiK]

I go in there when I want to try and ask some question, but they only ever read question from the same 5-6 people or ones that are insane.

yea, mods and interns shouldn't be allowed to ask questions. they aren't throttled and their comments are highlighted. when they do ask questions, they ignore the username of the regular viewer. they should give them a shout out like they do with the mods/interns. it's pretty unfair to the regular folk.

which is why I gave up on asking the questions in those rooms. thankfully, guys like Rorie and Will are more open in their Premium ask me vids.

 

[SmithnCo]

Quick Look: Postal 3- Ryan, Brad, Vinny - 34 Minutes

 

[LiK]

Quick Look: Postal 3- Ryan, Brad, Vinny - 34 Minutes

YES

 

[Hot Coldman]

It's so fucking bad.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Quick Look: Postal 3- Ryan, Brad, Vinny - 34 Minutes

ow god so so terrible and I had hope really.

 

[SmithnCo]

Oh my god this is awful. Catch on fire already zombie!

 

[Danielsan]

I can't believe just how bad Postal 3 is.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

OMG @ HEAD just pops off WTFFF SOOOO BAD :| :O

OMG THEY HAVE RON JEREMY !!!!! :O:O

 

[Hot Coldman]

Everyone involved in making this game should be sent to prison.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I am buying this game.

Whenever it reaches like 2 dollars.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

SERIOUSLY WTFFF LOOK AT HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM !!!! SOOOOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOL.

 

[SmithnCo]

This fucking thing looks like it would give Blackwater some competition.

 

[Hot Coldman]

The ending was perfect.

 

[SteveWinwood]

This fucking thing looks like it would give Blackwater some competition.

I only glanced at the review. Did ever show video of them playing it? I still barely know what it is.

 

[GABDEG]

Lmao, a bad Duke Nukem Forever is probably the worst thing you can say about a game.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

LOL @ THE ENDING WTF this game I think its ALMOST as bad as:
Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

I only glanced at the review. Did ever show video of them playing it? I still barely know what it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaKfisoMy4

OW wow that is sooooooo bad

 

[RomanticHeroX]

If ever there was a game to make Duke Nukem look brilliant.

 

[SmithnCo]

Ahaha the ending was perfect.

Vinny is right, the humor was incredibly lazy. As for the game itself... well.

 

[Plasma]

God damn that looks awful, no wonder it isn't properly up on Steam yet.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Everyone involved in making this game should be sent to prison.

Maybe they are already in prison and made the game on the prison library computers?

 

[BigAT]

It ended exactly as I expected it to.

 

[StuBurns]

The box copy should ship with penicillin.

 

[wolfmat]

I think YouTube rejected the video, hence the hosting on their end.

 

[SteveWinwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaKfisoMy4

OW wow that is sooooooo bad

What the shit.

I want a quick look.

 

[Typographenia]

Man, that Postal 3 quick look was terrible. It had nothing to do with GB, just the game was so painful to sit through.


I think I want to just not do anything now. I'm just gonna go sit in a chair in my kitchen and think about my life...

 

[Zero-Crescent]

Ugh, Postal 3 looks absolutely terrible. It's not even funny in an ironic way; even Rogue Warrior was funnier.

 

[Danielsan]

Ugh, Postal 3 looks absolutely terrible. It's not even funny in an ironic way; even Rogue Warrior was funnier.

The Rogue Warrior quick look was hilarious. It totally vindicates that games' existence.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Congrats Postal 3 devs, you took a bunch of "offensive" ideas and did the worst thing possible: you made them utterly boring.

 

[BatDan]

Dear lord, Postal 3 looks awful. The year has just begun and I already think it's the worst of 2012 (I'm not counting it as 2011 since it's technically not out yet). When you make Duke Nukem Forever look civilized, you fucked up hard.

 

[Zero-Crescent]

The Rogue Warrior quick look was hilarious. It totally vindicates that games' existence.

The Rogue Warrior quick look was LEGENDARY, helped out by the game's cliched cut-scenes and overuse of swearing. In fact, to cleanse ourselves of Postal 3, I recommend that we all watch it:
President Reagan sez...

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Congrats Postal 3 devs, you took a bunch of "offensive" ideas and did the worst thing possible: you made them utterly boring.

They needed to have something like a QTE where you force a farther to rape the aids out of his son while Birth of a Nation plays on a giant screen in the background.

 

[Zero-Crescent]

They needed to have something like a QTE where you force a farther to rape the aids out of his son while Birth of a Nation plays on a giant screen in the background.

A Serbian Game?

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

A Serbian Game?

Pretty much, but it would have to be nothing but QTEs with a faux RPG elements.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

They needed to have something like a QTE where you force a farther to rape the aids out of his son while Birth of a Nation plays on a giant screen in the background.

Instead of a giant screen could it be... a giant goatse? So it's more topical.

 

[SteveWinwood]

They needed to have something like a QTE where you force a farther to rape the aids out of his son while Birth of a Nation plays on a giant screen in the background.

I would make a flash game of this and call it Postal Three and try to get the devs pissed at me if I were you.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Load Your Last Save and Postal 3 in one day.

Can't wait to watch this!

 

[Lijik]

How the fuck do you make a shittier version of American McGee's Bad L.A.?
HOW?

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

How the fuck do you make a shittier version of American McGee's Bad L.A.?
HOW?

Previews made that game look great.
Let me be the first to say, Jeff and Brad Postal 3 ER.