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The Halo 3 Beta Thread

SailorDaravon said:
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thats where that fat black guy avatar comes from!
 
Its the fiiinaaaaall countdown, dodo dooo do, do da doo do doo.

Damn that thing is now stuck in my head.
 
And to think I was going to throw a party for this crap. Good thing I smelled this shenanigans beforehand.
 
Anyone in Phase 1/Phase 2 still downloading and worrying that the download will be even SLOWER due to Crackdown?

I've been downloading since about 12:30 PST and it's just at 62%. Damn living in Asia.
 
Orlics said:
Anyone in Phase 1/Phase 2 still downloading and worrying that the download will be even SLOWER due to Crackdown?

I've been downloading since about 12:30 PST and it's just at 62%. Damn living in Asia.
You don't have to worry. They have to finish boning each person who purchased Crackdown up the ass before letting us all online. You're fine for a good couple days.
 
I had no idea this many people on my friends list owned Crackdown! :lol

20+ people waiting in Crackdown front end menu. Tieno360 of course playing Beta... Curse you Tieno!!!

Stinkles said:
BTW,I have no idea what's going on fellas. I have alerted top Xbox Live men.
Who exactly?

*anticipated reply*
Stinkles said:
Top... men...

Oh.

*cue music*
 
Be kinda funny if no one had tested this over at RTW, and it was just broke, x)

Well funny for a few seconds anyway :(
 
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
:lol
PATIENCE PEOPLE! You've been waiting months for this, a few more minutes isn't gonna kill you.

*wink*

I request a ban for this display of logic. Theres no place for that right now.

j/k
 
thatbox said:
You don't have to worry. They have to finish boning each person who purchased Crackdown up the ass before letting us all online. You're fine for a good couple days.
I'm pretty sure Bungie as a collective company has never "boned" anyone up the ass. That would be weird.

-Timedog
 
Stinkles said:
BTW,I have no idea what's going on fellas. I have alerted top Xbox Live men.
The ninjas should take out them men.... how dare they >:(

P.S. Majors site is taking a beating :lol The whining has begun.
 
thatbox said:
You don't have to worry. They have to finish boning each person who purchased Crackdown up the ass before letting us all online. You're fine for a good couple days.

Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if this is resolved within the hour. Everyone with Crackdown will be playing before me. :(
 
Orlics said:
Anyone in Phase 1/Phase 2 still downloading and worrying that the download will be even SLOWER due to Crackdown?

I've been downloading since about 12:30 PST and it's just at 62%. Damn living in Asia.

Yup at 76% been on for about 3 hours
 
My official first impresion in story form:

"There was a rumbling deep below. As the excitement built, so did his member. His erection became untamable, exploding from his pants. It crashing through the celing, rocketing upward through the early morning sky like a beam of light. It exited the atmosphere with the force of a thousand earth quakes, finally stoping as it hit the moon like a pool stick hitting a que ball."

AKA: This game makes my penis go Super Saiyan! :lol
 
BenjaminBirdie said:
:lol

Major Nelson's site is deader than Dillenger!!
majornelson.com: "Service Unavailable"

I think he just feared the wrath of Halo fans...he probably was like oh shit, bail out...:lol :lol
 
It's just us Gaffers, right, Stinkles? Bungie is punishing us for the evil comments in the Halo3 leak thread. There's a guy somewhere, with a list of Gaffer tags, stopping us from downloading, right?
 
Stinkles said:
BTW,I have no idea what's going on fellas. I have alerted top Xbox Live men.
Hey, remember Shane Kim? You guys are the software company here, I know its just a quick fix.
 
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