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[ArgyleReptile]

My character's name will be Thunder Gun.

 

[Gurnlei]

I slid that slider all the way to the right. No shame.

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Holy moly I'm dying lmfaoooooooooo. I guarantee people will take Teabagging to the next level.

 

[Stormhammer]

still not as big as the GAF average

 

[ReddishGUI]

The "Do you want to see more like this?" got me.

And we all said internally: "Yes, Yes I do"

 

[Uchigatana]

Ooh, this piqued my interest in more ways than one!

 

[Spiritwalker]

GIF here (NSFW).

 

[ZROCOOL]

If only you can helicopter someone to death.

 

[Karspankey]

Is this the PT of Death Stranding?

 

[Salty Rice]

Is this the PT of Death Stranding?

"I´ll keep coming"

 

[Chezzymann]

Lame, those are tiny.

 

[SRTtoZ]

I can finally accurately represent myself.

 

[Hoo-doo]

http://www.cad-comic.com/sillies/20170201

He's been trying for over a decade, but Buckley still isn't funny.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Meat spin.

 

[Snagret]

That's a pretty big dick.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Can I get cock armor?

 

[cakely]

Dongs are funny and this is not an exception.

 

[Maxios]

Can I get cock armor?

You'll have to settle for an enchanted cock ring.

 

[Snagret]

http://www.cad-comic.com/sillies/20170201

Buckley's thorough lack of talent for comedic timing and joke structure is so absolutely consistent it wraps back around and becomes a talent in and of itself.

 

[BakedTanooki]

That's pretty cool and funny.

 

[Harken Raiser]

I imagine they could quadruple their sales if they allowed penises on female characters and vaginas on men.

 

[Ricker]

That's pretty cool and funny.

I find it quite the opposite...

 

[Pop]

GIF here (NSFW).

It's like it has a mind of its own.

 

[ChemicalCutthroat]

I wonder if there are going to be any issues with people wanting to stream this on Twitch...

 

[halfbeast]

bruh

it's anatomy 101

you can see the vag open real wide at childbirth

...

...there's a childbirth slider?

 

[VanquishUK]

The teabagging potential...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

why is the max setting so small?

 

[dh4niel]

I've seen bigger.

 

[ultrazilla]

Do you have to worry about the gators biting it off?

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Watched a video to see both sides of it, did the women have hair? If so that's not fair if the men are hairless.

 

[Tizoc]

Dong dong never die

 

[TheSpoiler]

That's a pretty big dick.

For you.

 

[newsguy]

why is the max setting so small?

Why in the min setting so big

 

[Amagon]

No circumcise option?

Pass

 

[Vazra]

still not as big as the GAF average

Agree

 

[mhayes86]

That's hilarious, but WTF is with that crouching pose? It looks like he's shitting a dick.

I'm hoping for a Jim Sterling LP.

 

[Jedi2016]

Oh, what a time to be alive.

No circumcise option?

Battle damage. Then it's undone when you heal.

 

[molnizzle]

That crouching position. lmao

 

[WheelHoss1]

Thread of the Year

 

[CountAntonius]

No circumcise option?

Pass

 

[Goose_Se7en]

That's a pretty big dick.

For you.

 

[Pacotez]

I want the dick slide on the Female option

 

[nailbombxx]

Pre-ordered

 

[kewlmyc]

Fucking lol. I love this random aspect to PC survival games.

 

[smurfx]

they should give the dick the potential to deal damage. imagine being killed in multiplayer by a random dick swing.

 

[Yukinari]

And we thought Dante's Inferno was the peak of technology.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Blast processing

 

[Mr. Pointy]

This is just like one of my Japanese animes.

 

[Azure Dream]

I was annoyed when they censored Age of Conan to make it more F2P-friendly. Nudity makes sense for the world of Conan, so I'm glad they're going for it again.

 

[Drazgul]

Game has mod support, right?

I fully expect an expanded dong slider mod before week's end, so you can have your junk drag in the ground behind you.