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[Dommo]

In Australia, we're bombarded with this rubbish from Coles, one of the big supermarket chains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0cunDXeTEg

'DOWN DOWN' has become their primary marketing slogan, where seemingly everyone in the country (including Coles themselves) knows how fucking annoying and grating it is, but it's permanently dug itself right into the core of your mind along with that fucking big red hand. We're talking a company so large that, at the time it was released, you'd probably see at least one of these every single ad break on any given free-to-air channel.

It's obviously been a smash hit, because they brought out a new one recently to the tune of That's Amore. Everyone hates it, but we're all now acutely aware of how cheap chicken is, so this shit isn't going anywhere.

 

[rrs]

I have not eaten at a Quizno's in over 12 years because of these commercials...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4

then subway stole their toaster gimmick and the brand imploded within itself

Does... Does crazy frog have a dick?

yep, although it was quickly removed after the annoying little shit got plastered everywhere

 

[necrosis]

Those Nationwide/Peyton Manning ads are annoying as fuck. Probably even more so than all of those damn Draft Kings/Fan Duel ads from a year ago. I fucking hate Peyton now.

yeah i cannot fucking stand these commercials

 

[MGHA]

Any commercial what so ever. I'm already paying for internet/cable. Why am I seeing ads.

 

[Killer Queen]

Nair
Apply directly to genitals

 

[Falchion]

GUTS.

GLORY.

RAYUM.


Fuck you.

Lmao I watch tons of football so commercials like these are a part of day to day life which is terrible.

I hate all the new Geico commercials that say, "If you're a ____, you _____. It's what you do."

Truly terrible stuff.

 

[PHOTOSHOP]

recently i been seeing this ad on Twitch for the last few weeks

Its an Intel ad and it compares a dude playing FPS game(CSGO?) and to a basketball player.

i just rolled my eyes.

 

[rrs]

Any commercial what so ever. I'm already paying for internet/cable. Why am I seeing ads.

it turns out greed is more powerful than great dreams of no ads ever, also most likely the per-subscriber rate is complete shit now vs the 90's where you can run a channel that's nothing but smooth jazz and beachside views without ads

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Any Jamster commercial with those CG animals selling you ringtones.

I literally changed the channel any time these showed up. Which was like every 5 minutes.

Ah the days of G4/TechTV. Actually most of the ads here played on that channel.

 

[Imperfected]

Straight up: any commercial where the audio is mixed significantly higher than the video it's attached to.

I watch things with commercials on because I do want to support content creators that rely on ad revenue, but I will instantly mute any commercial that comes on 500% AUDIO LEVELS AHOY and make a mental note to never buy their shit.

I don't care if your D- psychology students in testing told you that you get more user engagement with loud-ass ads, have some class.

 

[dc3k]

all of those ads in america where they either want you to call a law firm to sue someone for vague reasons or ask your doctor about their prescription drug. i dont even know how drug ads are legal. shit's whack

 

[buy teh haloz]

I have not eaten at a Quizno's in over 12 years because of these commercials...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4

Holy shit I used to watch this guys animations all the time, had no idea he actually made a commercial.

 

[Piggus]

Charter Spectrum

Whoever came up with those ads should be fired immediately. Nobody wants to listen to an annoying, long, repetitive song about a fucking cable/internet package you fucks.

 

[Raiden1018]

CALL J.G WENTWORTHS: 877-CASH-NOW!

And those anti smoking commercials from #TRUTH
I like the message but the music is annoying

And that Amazon Prime commercial with the dog as the lion. The singing is so dry and cracky. Idk

 

[TheCochese]

The Comcast commercials that ruin already horrible songs.

 

[Veedot]

CALL J.G WENTWORTHS: 877-CASH-NOW!

God dammit I hated this trash, I swear on G4 It played 3 times in one commercial break.

This one specifically
https://youtu.be/tGp2J4G9MAc

 

[Imperfected]

all of those ads in america where they either want you to call a law firm to sue someone for vague reasons or ask your doctor about their prescription drug. i dont even know how drug ads are legal. shit's whack

How is my doctor supposed to know what drugs I need if I don't ask him about them? Sheesh!

 

[Raiden1018]

I have not eaten at a Quizno's in over 12 years because of these commercials...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4

I think I remember this! used to really scare me

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

The Progressive commercials with Flo. God, those are awful.

The only good insurance commercials are the Farmers ones with J.K. Simmons. "We.Are.Farmers. Bumbadabumbumbumbumbum."

 

[Raiden1018]

The Progressive commercials with Flo. God, those are awful.

The only good insurance commercials are the Farmers ones with J.K. Simmons. "We.Are.Farmers. Bumbadabumbumbumbumbum."

The new Progressive commercials with the TMZ parody is hilarious xD
"....Laugh bigger."

 

[msdstc]

The addiction network commercials are insufferable. The doctor is the worst actor, and the closing lines from the guy about wishing his parents had insurance are horrible and manipulative. Worst commercial ever.

 

[Jombie]

This douche is basically the Saul Goodman of North Alabama, and his commercials CONSTANTLY run on local channels.

 

[Hackworth]

Nair
Apply directly to genitals

Captain America.webm

 

[Wolfe]

SAVED BY ZERO

This is the only Saved by Zero the world needs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOiZP8FS5Ww

 

[KiN0]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1vtZR16RY

This commercial was always so stupid. It's mayonnaise for god's sake.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

This commercial.. What nightmares are made of

I thought this was clever tbh but I'am dumb so whatevs

 

[robotrock]

Literally every Food Network spot is played too many times

 

[sturgboski]

Literally every Food Network spot is played too many times

How else am I going to know which variation on a theme show do I want to watch? Is it Chopped? Is it Chopped Canada? It's it Chopped All Stars? Is it Chopped Kids? That last one sounds messed up when typed.

 

[Elitist1945]

I have not eaten at a Quizno's in over 12 years because of these commercials...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4

I forgot this existed. I'm mortified.

 

[Ebris]

STAINS GONE IN THE FIRST WASH

This ad used to play back when League of Legends streaming started to take off like crazy. It was played multiple times in every commercial break. The ad was so hated that Resolve literally removed 99% of all traces of it from the internet. I only found it through archive.org.

 

[catbird]

The Wal-Mart commercial with the CEO talking folksy

 

[RavenSan]

Kars 4 Kids.

Good god, Kars 4 Kids.

 

[Violence Jack]

"I have an annuity, but I need cash Noooooooow"

CALL J.G WENTWORTHS: 877-CASH-NOW!

Those damn "Strong Arm" lawyer commercials they play during the afternoon shows. Thought I escaped them when I left Atlanta, only to find the same thing in Denver as well. No shit you can't promise everyone $250,000 for an auto accident.

Kars 4 Kids is what they play on the elevator ride to hell.

 

[Kaz42]

This douche is basically the Saul Goodman of North Alabama, and his commercials CONSTANTLY run on local channels.

Went to look up the video to see if that was a cape on his back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CF7GNzO_yY

what I found was one of the worst lawyer commercial I've seen.

 

[megarockexe]

The Rock Auto commercials are pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeiyZWGgoQ4

 

[GulAtiCa]

Head-on, apply directly to the forehead.

head on. apply directly to the forehead

Head On, apply directly to the forehead...

Yeppp.... First thing I thought of before even opening this topic.

 

[Revolver]

The best commercial on TV right now is the car insurance one with the lady that goes "your insurance policy is 22 pages long! Did you read every word? No!".

edit: this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlHDDE-a--o

On the flipside I really hate that Progressive insurance box.

That's got to be one of the lamest mascots of all time. A box? That's the best they could come up with? Chris Parnell can't save that idea.

 

[GulAtiCa]

This commercial.. What nightmares are made of

This would be my girlfriend's choice. She absolutely cannot stand it. I kinda think it's funny. More so with how she reacts to it. :lol

 

[SmackAttack]

This fucking Corona Light commercial that's been on every fucking commercial break during every fucking show I watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o48LljM8WjY

CHA CHA CHA

FUCK. YOU.