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[BakedPigeon]

A mickeys 40 oz is a good route to take IMO

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

Dude . . that is not funny. Methyl alcohol CAN KILL YOU. DO NOT DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL.

NOT FUNNY.

suggestion might not be funny, but your response sure as hell is.

 

[speculawyer]

A mickeys 40 oz is a good route to take IMO

Where is the classic Mickey's hand grenade?

 

[speculawyer]

suggestion might not be funny, but your response sure as hell is.

Yeah, death by methyl alcohol is funny. Ha ha.

 

[jts]

Stay awake for 40 hours.

 

[Rlan]

That doesn't look like cream to me. You're doing it wrong.

I actually don't like Coke at all, but it tastes quite nice in the mix, surprisingly.

This from a man who just recently found out that BBQ sauce actually tastes really nice.

 

[Xeke]

By the way. I'm pleasantly smashed.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Same as Everclear but even cheaper.

I topped off a shot of Jack with this once, fucked me up real good :lol

 

[BakedPigeon]

Where is the classic Mickey's hand grenade?

Great choice as well, noted.

 

[way more]

Yeah, death by methyl alcohol is funny. Ha ha.

That just linked to wiki about poison. That's not very funny.

That's far from the cheapest. Micky's is the champagne of malt liquors.

I would think High-gravity malt liquor is the cheapest. A handle is about 21 shots and at the cheapest they are like 17 bucks. I think a 40. oz malt liquor must be about 3 shots and you can get one for under two bucks.

 

[speculawyer]

That just linked to wiki about poison. That's not very funny.

No, it links to Health & Safety issues about Methanol.

 

[way more]

No, it links to Health & Safety issues about Methanol.

We're not talking about cigarettes here. This thread is about beer.

 

[iamblades]

Yeah, death by methyl alcohol is funny. Ha ha.

Rubbing alcohol is not Methyl alcohol though, it is isopropanol. It's almost just as deadly though, as it is metabolized into acetone in the liver. Hello instant liver damage.

 

[IronicallyTwisted]

It has to be goon. I mean real goon is cheaper than bottled water.

 

[SaggyMonkey]

I think I'll sit this one out and wait for the "Most TASTE effective way to get drunk" thread.

 

[iamblades]

I think I'll sit this one out and wait for the "Most TASTE effective way to get drunk" thread.

http://www.smallbatch.com/lpa

You know what to do.

 

[polyh3dron]

I'm surprised we haven't seen this yet:

 

[Chris R]

It would be even quicker if instead of drinking it, you poured some on a towel then sticked it up your butt.

:lol so not a good idea, try this and you will end up in the hospital.

 

[SaggyMonkey]

http://www.smallbatch.com/lpa

You know what to do.

That's a good start, haha. Another good choice: http://www.highlandpark.co.uk/whisky/

 

[SlaughterX]

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Mek your dick hard like rockstone

not cheap but i have to rep yard

 

[Ferrio]

Getting drunk is all about the journey, not the destination.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Getting drunk is all about the journey, not the destination.

for me its def the destination. only time i get drunk is when im at my friends house. we get drunk then umm enjoy each others company

 

[Mistouze]

This (beaten, but I'm providing the link)

 

[Callo Merlose]

Letting someone else buy you a drink? SOMEONE YOU KNOW.

 

[Zeppu]

cost effective?

1. get 4 beers which you really like. make sure they aren't some weaksauce american beer.
2. get a straw - the straw must be one of those which bends at the end
3. put straw in beer, bend top part downwards
4. but bottle to mouth making sure air can enter from the straw
5. chug beer in about 5-10 seconds (yes it's easily done)
6. Have a shot of whiskey
7. repeat steps 3 - 6 for all beers within the span of 10 minutes
8. ?????
9. Profit - or lack of spending in any case

 

[Defcon]

A fifth of Burnett's Vodka is like $4.

 

[Tuvoc]

Can't drink it straight though.

 

[Justin Bailey]

Canadian Mist

 

[lil smoke]

Here's the answer:

The sweet burning sensation going down your throat will be forever unmatched. However dude with the Gem Clear has something even more special I see!

 

[Jonnyboy117]

Cut shots of Everclear with Dr. Pepper. You can get tore up for about a dollar.

 

[straydog1980]

steel reserve in a bottle? A++ would drink again.

i always got it in the cans, and hell yeah it's a cheap buzz. Doesn't taste half bad either! 8.5% alcohol content? YES PLEASE

 

[metroid23]

Yeah, I'm going with good old 190 Proof "CLEAR SPRING" Everclear on this one.

Cost: $20/Fifth tax free at the Canadian border

Since I'm a lightweight, I'm trashed at 2 shots. A fifth will last me a year or more.

 

[Gildor]

People actually do straight shots of everclear? Wouldn't that kill your throat? I mean I struggle with regular shots.

 

[joelseph]

Steel Reserve, or Wild Irish Rose

 

[Hunter D]

Mek your dick hard like rockstone

not cheap but i have to rep yard

Yes this. It is potent that if you drink too much of it straight it burns and makes you tear up. My dad drinks a bottle of this weekly.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

People actually do straight shots of everclear? Wouldn't that kill your throat? I mean I struggle with regular shots.

I honestly don't recommend it. Topping off shots is the way to go.

 

[NJ Shlice]

I'm surprised we haven't seen this yet:

Yes!!

This bottle is like $6 in a liquor store.

 

[Skellig Gra]

The cheapest way is to be a hot girl at a bar and you get all your drinks for free.

 

[jaypah]

I submit to you that a case of Old English 40 oz. Malt Liquor is the cheapest way to get drunk. 12 40s in a case for 20 bucks. It's amazing.

and that right there is the reason that i like you.

 

[Uncle]

I prefer the Eyeball Paul method.

 

[kkaabboomm]

GAF is saddening me - not one mention of AWOL??
sure, the up-front cost might be more, but you get to inhale alcohol, putting it directly in your bloodstream, therefore requiring a lot less to begin with!

http://www.awolmachine.com/page-2.htm

now doesn't that look fun?

 

[electricpirate]

12 bottles x 40 oz x 8% alcohol = 38.4 fl oz of ethanol for $20
or about 1.92 fl oz of ethanol per dollar.

A keg of beast for $35 dollars (what i used to pay at least) tops it!

~2000 ounces *.05 = 99.2 ounces of Ethanol for $35 works out to over 2 per ounce.

The beast wins again!

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Cost effective?

hmmmm!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

 

[Darko]

Cost effective?

hmmmm!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

cat urine works better, ask kenny.

 

[dskillzhtown]

steel reserve in a bottle? A++ would drink again.

i always got it in the cans, and hell yeah it's a cheap buzz. Doesn't taste half bad either! 8.5% alcohol content? YES PLEASE

I've never had Steel Reserve. I think I will try it out these evening.

 

[joelseph]

I've never had Steel Reserve. I think I will try it out these evening.

Prepare to get blasted.

 

[backflip10019]

It's like 10% -- two of them (at $2 each) will royally fuck you up.

 

[Dark Octave]

Cheapest way to get drunk is an alcohol enema. It's also very deadly.

Edit:

This will get you fucked up:

Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.

:lol Orange, Black Cherry, Blue Rasberry, Strawberry, and "Red". WTF is Red??

 

[lil smoke]

It's like 10% -- two of them (at $2 each) will royally fuck you up.

Hahaha that goes back to my high school days mid 90s. St Ides, nasty shit, but does the job for cheap.