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The most useless fruits ever.

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Limes and Papaya. Oh lord, SOMEONE PLEASE DESTROY THESE FRUITS.

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you can't just throw limes on there. lime's are the better half of lemons, and without one yuo don't get sprite. and everyone loves sprite. it's delicious. obey your thirst and vote limes in 08.
 
GTFO. Limes are a vital cooking ingredient for many wonderful meals. They can also be used as a superior alternative to lemon in most situations.
 
The hell, limes are not useless! They're in a lot of things, and 90% of the time it tastes great.

I must admit that I have no clue how Papaya tastes, eventhough I must've eaten it at least once.



Most useless fruit is (I don't know the name) The little orange ball inside of brown dry leaves. It kinda looks like a dried up flower. Anyone knows what I'm talking about? The ball is not larger than a grape. It's mostly used to decorate plates.
 
Hmmm I can't really think of any fruits that I dislike...or that are useless...

But Papaya seems to be the closest since I barely ever eat Papaya.
 
Mato said:
I like banana's taste but either way you eat it, it makes you constipated.
Or maybe your body is just fucked up, because I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Do you stick bananas up your ass or something?
 
I'm going to have to go with a coconut (is that even a fruit? whatever). God might have been God, but he sure as hell isn't an engineer.
 
Dina said:
I'm going to have to go with a coconut (is that even a fruit? whatever). God might have been God, but he sure as hell isn't an engineer.

I love Coconuts! Though it's heavy on the fats no?
 
Dina said:
I'm going to have to go with a coconut (is that even a fruit? whatever). God might have been God, but he sure as hell isn't an engineer.

coconuts are awesome as well.. but the milk is terrible.
 
bigmit3737 said:
I love Coconuts! Though it's heavy on the fats no?
That's what makes it delicious!
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coconuts are awesome as well.. but the milk is terrible.
Absurd. The milk is amazing.
 
Dina said:
I'm going to have to go with a coconut (is that even a fruit? whatever). God might have been God, but he sure as hell isn't an engineer.

Hey, He designed bananas to fit the human hand. He was just having a bad day when He did coconuts and pomegranates.
 
iapetus said:
GTFO. Limes are a vital cooking ingredient for many wonderful meals. They can also be used as a superior alternative to lemon in most situations.

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Key Lime pie is the shit. Limes are indeed awesome.
 
Papayas rock. You ever tried making juice from it? Its called lechosa (really jugo de lechosa). It taste awesome. I dont thinkthere are useless fruits. Vegetables on the other hand........
 
Wrong, this is the world's useless fruit.

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The durian: smelliest, rank fruit I have ever seen. Why the hell do people eat it?
 
That brings up a great point... if you fuck a coconut, is that gay compared to a melon? Or are coconuts just the whores of the fruit world to have all that sperm inside them?
 
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