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The most useless fruits ever.

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lime, papayas and durians are amazing in their own right... durians are an acquire taste, but totally amazing once you get used to the smell...

useless is such a harsh word for fruits, i mean all of them have a purpose, perhaps you the OP should be fruits you hate... not useless...
 
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OH, off course, how could I forget that one!!??!!!



POMELO's and GRAPEFRUIT are the nastiest kind of fruit there is. bitter as fuck. Why don't I just eat my own Bile! Yammy!!!!
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Everyone has said this already, but the OP is insane. Limes are an absolute necessity to life.

1. Vodka Tonics
2. Grilling chicken

Disregarding those joyous examples, grapefruit is probably my favorite.
 
Souldriver said:
OH, off course, how could I forget that one!!??!!!



POMELO's and GRAPEFRUIT are the nastiest kind of fruit there is. bitter as fuck. Why don't I just eat my own Bile! Yammy!!!!
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Pomelos are awesome, it's not their fault you have bad taste.
 
Without limes I would get SCURVY. :O

Also watermelon is not "tasty". It is water trapped in a fleshy prison. With too many seeds. Ergo your chart is ass, josephdebono.
 
Souldriver said:
Most useless fruit is (I don't know the name) The little orange ball inside of brown dry leaves. It kinda looks like a dried up flower. Anyone knows what I'm talking about? The ball is not larger than a grape. It's mostly used to decorate plates.


I really want to know what these are called. anyone?

I'd like to nominate Apricots. Why do they need to exist in a world that has peaches?
 
limes make the best starburst flavours and the best hard boiled sweet flavours and the best sherbert drink is made from limes in india ...
ohh the limes are awesome
 
Kastro said:
tomato is a fruit? mind blown

It's only in the vegetable side of the produce section because it is used mainly for salads.

It grows on trees, it is a fruit.

Red Bananas are the most useless fruit I can think of. They are so tiny and so fecking expensive.
 
dabookerman said:
It's only in the vegetable side of the produce section because it is used mainly for salads.

It grows on trees, it is a fruit.

Uh it's both. Vegetable isn't a scientific term, it's only used in a culinary sense. Thus, if you are talking how you actually consume it or what kind of dish you use it in or whatever, it's a veggie.
 
quietcrown said:
I'd like to nominate Apricots. Why do they need to exist in a world that has peaches?


That's like saying why have gourmet restaurants when you have McDonald's. Apricots for life!

Edit: another "screw you" to grapefruit haters :D.
 
Grapefruit is awesome. I wish a blight hadn't destroyed the tree in my backyard back home because I would bring metric tons of the stuff to my apartment every chance I got.
 
lil smoke said:
Useless. Wow That's harsh!

I'm going to add Figs. Fuck figs.

Have you ever had a fresh fig? I mean something that you picked from a tree and not the crap they have in supermarkets. They are amazingly delicious.
 
I think apples are pretty useless.

but the most useless fruit is dragonfruit. You look at it and think 'oh wow! what an amazing fruit I bet it tastes super interesting and awesome'

it pretty much tastes like kiwi fruit, except less interesting.

But yeah, put me in the citrus defense force. Lime is awesome for cooking with.I use it as part of my jerk marinade. yum.

Grapefruit is wonderful. Anyone who has had a fresh grapefruit sour knows what I'm talking about.

And don't even get me started on J-citrus! :o...
 
oh yeah, I also agree. figs are delicious! I really like the texture and crunch of the little fig seeds
 
Jason's Ultimatum said:
Lime is good as a toner for shedding dead skin cells off your face.

Oh God. Only if you have really resistant skin - otherwise hello redness and general horror. My skin would fall off if I tried any citric acid on it.

Here are some good reasons papaya should exist:

Health Benefits

Papayas offer not only the luscious taste and sunlit color of the tropics, but are rich sources of antioxidant nutrients such as carotenes, vitamin C and flavonoids; the B vitamins, folate and pantothenic acid; and the minerals, potassium and magnesium; and fiber. Together, these nutrients promote the health of the cardiovascular system and also provide protection against colon cancer. In addition, papaya contains the digestive enzyme, papain, which is used like bromelain, a similar enzyme found in pineapple, to treat sports injuries, other causes of trauma, and allergies.

Protection Against Heart Disease

Papayas may be very helpful for the prevention of atherosclerosis and diabetic heart disease. Papayas are an excellent source of vitamin C as well as a good source of vitamin E and vitamin A (through their concentration of pro-vitamin A carotenoid phytonutrients), three very powerful antioxidants.

These nutrients help prevent the oxidation of cholesterol. Only when cholesterol becomes oxidized is it able to stick to and build up in blood vessel walls, forming dangerous plaques that can eventually cause heart attacks or strokes. One way in which dietary vitamin E and vitamin C may exert this effect is through their suggested association with a compound called paraoxonase, an enzyme that inhibits LDL cholesterol and HDL cholesterol oxidation.

Papayas are also a good source of fiber, which has been shown to lower high cholesterol levels. The folic acid found in papayas is needed for the conversion of a substance called homocysteine into benign amino acids such as cysteine or methionine. If unconverted, homocysteine can directly damage blood vessel walls and, if levels get too high, is considered a significant risk factor for a heart attack or stroke.

Promotes Digestive Health

The nutrients in papaya have also been shown to be helpful in the prevention of colon cancer. Papaya's fiber is able to bind to cancer-causing toxins in the colon and keep them away from the healthy colon cells. In addition, papaya's folate, vitamin C, beta-carotene, and vitamin E have each been associated with a reduced risk of colon cancer.

These nutrients provide synergistic protection for colon cells from free radical damage to their DNA. Increasing your intake of these nutrients by enjoying papaya is an especially good idea for individuals at risk of colon cancer.

Anti-Inflammatory Effects

Papaya contains several unique protein-digesting enzymes including papain and chymopapain. These enzymes have been shown to help lower inflammation and to improve healing from burns. In addition, the antioxidant nutrients found in papaya, including vitamin C, vitamin E, and beta-carotene, are also very good at reducing inflammation. This may explain why people with diseases that are worsened by inflammation, such as asthma, osteoarthritis, and rheumatoid arthritis, find that the severity of their condition is reduced when they get more of these nutrients.

Immune Support

Vitamin C and vitamin A, which is made in the body from the beta-carotene in papaya, are both needed for the proper function of a healthy immune system. Papaya may therefore be a healthy fruit choice for preventing such illnesses as recurrent ear infections, colds and flu.

Protection against Macular Degeneration

Your mother may have told you carrots would keep your eyes bright as a child, but as an adult, it looks like fruit is even more important for keeping your sight. Data reported in a study published in the Archives of Ophthalmology indicates that eating 3 or more servings of fruit per day may lower your risk of age-related macular degeneration (ARMD), the primary cause of vision loss in older adults, by 36%, compared to persons who consume less than 1.5 servings of fruit daily. In this study, which involved over 110,000 women and men, researchers evaluated the effect of study participants' consumption of fruits; vegetables; the antioxidant vitamins A, C, and E; and carotenoids on the development of early ARMD or neovascular ARMD, a more severe form of the illness associated with vision loss. While, surprisingly, intakes of vegetables, antioxidant vitamins and carotenoids were not strongly related to incidence of either form of ARMD, fruit intake was definitely protective against the severe form of this vision-destroying disease. Three servings of fruit may sound like a lot to eat each day, but papaya can help you reach this goal. Add slices of fresh papaya to your morning cereal, lunch time yogurt or green salads. Cut a papaya in half and fill with cottage cheese, crab, shrimp or tuna salad. For an elegant meal, place slices of fresh papaya over any broiled fish.

Protection against Rheumatoid Arthritis

While one study suggests that high doses of supplemental vitamin C makes osteoarthritis, a type of degenerative arthritis that occurs with aging, worse in laboratory animals, another indicates that vitamin C-rich foods, such as papaya, provide humans with protection against inflammatory polyarthritis, a form of rheumatoid arthritis involving two or more joints.

The findings, presented in the Annals of the Rheumatic Diseases were drawn from a study of more than 20,000 subjects and focused on subjects who developed inflammatory polyarthritis and similar subjects who remained arthritis-free during the follow-up period. Subjects who consumed the lowest amounts of vitamin C-rich foods were more than three times more likely to develop arthritis than those who consumed the highest amounts.

Promote Lung Health

If you or someone you love is a smoker, or if you are frequently exposed to secondhand smoke, then making vitamin A-rich foods, such as papaya, part of your healthy way of eating may save your life, suggests research conducted at Kansas State University.

While studying the relationship between vitamin A, lung inflammation, and emphysema, Richard Baybutt, associate professor of nutrition at Kansas State, made a surprising discovery: a common carcinogen in cigarette smoke, benzo(a)pyrene, induces vitamin A deficiency.

Baybutt's earlier research had shown that laboratory animals fed a vitamin A-deficient diet developed emphysema. His latest animal studies indicate that not only does the benzo(a)pyrene in cigarette smoke cause vitamin A deficiency, but that a diet rich in vitamin A can help counter this effect, thus greatly reducing emphysema.

Baybutt believes vitamin A's protective effects may help explain why some smokers do not develop emphysema. "There are a lot of people who live to be 90 years old and are smokers," he said. "Why? Probably because of their dietÂ…The implications are that those who start smoking at an early age are more likely to become vitamin A deficient and develop complications associated with cancer and emphysema. And if they have a poor diet, forget it." If you or someone you love smokes, or if your work necessitates exposure to second hand smoke, protect yourself by making sure that at least one of the World's Healthiest Foods that are rich in vitamin A, such as papaya, is a daily part of your healthy way of eating.

Papaya and Green Tea Team Up to Prevent Prostate Cancer

Choosing to regularly eat lycopene-rich fruits, such as papaya, and drink green tea may greatly reduce a man's risk of developing prostate cancer, suggests research published the Asia Pacific Journal of Clinical Nutrition (Jian L, Lee AH, et al.)

In this case-control study involving 130 prostate cancer patients and 274 hospital controls, men drinking the most green tea were found to have an 86% reduced risk of prostate cancer compared, to those drinking the least.

A similar inverse association was found between the men's consumption of lycopene-rich fruits and vegetables such as tomatoes, apricots, pink grapefruit, watermelon, papaya, and guava. Men who most frequently enjoyed these foods were 82% less likely to have prostate cancer compared to those consuming the least lycopene-rich foods.

Regular consumption of both green tea and foods rich in lycopene resulted in a synergistic protective effect, stronger than the protection afforded by either, the researchers also noted.
 
Souldriver said:
Yes, thank you!!! I never knew the name.

I present this thread, (one of) the most useless fruits:

Dude, can you not link to a https item? I'm getting security popups all over the place. :(
 
unfortunately for this dumb opinion, human beings have found ways to make nearly every fruit delicious. if it's not delicious straight-up, we use it to flavor dishes that are.
 
Jason's Ultimatum said:
Lime is good as a toner for shedding dead skin cells off your face.

Seriously? So I can rub lime juice all over my face?

Joico said:
Wrong, this is the world's useless fruit.

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The durian: smelliest, rank fruit I have ever seen. Why the hell do people eat it?

You do know durian is one of the most eaten fruits in the world right?
 
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