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[KRS7]

The Bilimbi, if you like sour fruits your love these.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Mangosteen is trash, thanks for mentioning it.

 

[skartizzle]

Lime = Amazing > Lemon

 

[mr stroke]

without Papaya there would be no

 

[Tideas]

Mangosteen is trash, thanks for mentioning it.

oh no you didn't

 

[aoi tsuki]

What's with all the stupid threads lately?

 

[tnw]

The most useless fruit ever grows in my front yard:

Loquats. They taste awful and don't really have any use in cooking.

hey, I kind of like loquats (or biwa as they are called here).

I remember doing a cooking class with a woman from hong kong and she made this thing called biwa tofu, which was a bunch of minced stuff in the shape of biwa. It was really good! :9

Oh, I know a useless fruit. Muscat. at least for eating. Who the hell wants to peel the skin AND pick out seeds? boooo

 

[Solaros]

What's with all the stupid threads lately?

What's with all the stupid posts lately?

 

[Wes]

I present this thread, (one of) the most useless fruits:

You shut your whore mouth! Those things are delicious.

 

[Insane Metal]

The most useless fruit ever grows in my front yard:

Loquats. They taste awful and don't really have any use in cooking.

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

These are VERY good, STFU >_>

BTW they´re called "ameixas" here (brazil).

 

[proposition]

Awww man, I got beaten to the obvious joke.

 

[proposition]

the most useless fruits are definitely passionfruit

they taste like soap

 

[Greatness Gone]

the most useless fruits are definitely passionfruit

they taste like soap

NO. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT THE DELICIOUS SMOOTHIES?

 

[proposition]

NO. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT THE DELICIOUS SMOOTHIES?

put soap in them instead?

the best fruit is definitely mango

 

[Tideas]

the most useless fruits are definitely passionfruit

they taste like soap

you're dead to me

 

[lastendconductor]

Papayas > you

 

[proposition]

you're dead to me

enjoy your soap juice, soap face

 

[Greatness Gone]

Shut up before I make you drop the soap, you fucking soap hater.

 

[proposition]

couldn't you just take me out for drinks and romance me instead of prison raping me?

 

[Pimpbaa]

Whoever made that has a peach bias. Also, why are bananas so low on the tasty scale?!

 

[Ether_Snake]

Useless. Wow That's harsh!

I'm going to add Figs. Fuck figs.

WAT

Dried figs man, they OWN YOU!

 

[frankthurk]

Whoever made that has a peach bias. Also, why are bananas so low on the tasty scale?!

No, peaches off the tree dripping with juice are among the best tasting fruit every created. And bananas while kinda good are mostly boring. Oh and I never liked passion fruit.

 

[proposition]

No, peaches off the tree dripping with juice are among the best tasting fruit every created. And bananas while kinda good are mostly boring. Oh and I never liked passion fruit.

the best kind of fruit are mangos like i already said but you're right about passion fruit

 

[Greatness Gone]

Someone please explain the "difficult" part of this fruit grading chart to me.

 

[ten5ive9ine]

I miss the days of pre-greatness gone GAF.
The inbetween era of his banning was good too.

Limes and Papaya are both tight, and you're a philistine if you can figure that out.

 

[proposition]

Someone please explain the "difficult" part of this fruit grading chart to me.

i think it's like, how much of a pain is the arse is it to eat one

 

[way more]

I wonder if this stuff is worth it. If you read the nutrition label there is scant vitamins. I would hate to think I'm drinking it for nothing.

I'm also drinking a lot of carrot/beet juice now that my mom makes it every morning. It tastes so bad it should get you drunk.

 

[Greatness Gone]

i think it's like, how much of a pain is the arse is it to eat one

WTF AT POMEGRANATES AND LEMONS IN THE DIFFICULT/UNTASTY QUADRANT!

 

[proposition]

WTF AT POMEGRANATES AND LEMONS IN THE DIFFICULT/UNTASTY QUADRANT!

i'm not even sure how you eat pomegranates, i guess i kind of assumed they were some kind of novelty fruit that no-one actually eats

 

[Greatness Gone]

i'm not even sure how you eat pomegranates, i guess i kind of assumed they were some kind of novelty fruit that no-one actually eats

ALL YOU DO IS EAT THE LITTLE SHITS INSIDE AND SPIT OUT THE SEEDS.

 

[BeEatNU]

the most useless fruits are definitely passionfruit

they taste like soap

HOW MF DARE YOU SON!

 

[proposition]

ALL YOU DO IS EAT THE LITTLE SHITS INSIDE AND SPIT OUT THE SEEDS.

that sounds very difficult to eat

almost

too difficult

 

[Greatness Gone]

that sounds very difficult to eat

almost

too difficult

 

[Rezbit]

Whoever made that has a peach bias. Also, why are bananas so low on the tasty scale?!

Seriously what the fuck. Bananas are brilliant.

 

[proposition]

has anyone had an ugley? it reminded me of a big saggy orange

 

[Greatness Gone]

has anyone had an ugley? it reminded me of a big saggy orange

I see the ugley all on yo face.

 

[proposition]

I see the ugley all on yo face.

no your face :<

 

[Rindain]

I've found Papaya to be quite bland. Limes however are indespendable.

Also, I've found that once you get past the smell-based gag reflex, Durians are one of the most delicious, succulent fruits in existence (along with the Cherimoya)

 

[stressboy]

Watermelon also sucks. Jessssssssssuuuuuuuuusssssss. Fucking nasty.

What? NO! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

 

[proposition]

limes are important, otherwise i wouldn't be able to drink my mojitos

 

[Greatness Gone]

What? NO! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

So disgusting. All mushy and shit in your mouth, no matter if you get a good one or not. Plus, I get all sticky and shit when I eat it.

 

[proposition]

So disgusting. All mushy and shit in your mouth, no matter if you get a good one or not. Plus, I get all sticky and shit when I eat it.

the best food makes you sticky when you eat it

 

[Greatness Gone]

the best food makes you sticky when you eat it

 

[proposition]

...

- chocolate cake
- burger with lots of relish
- peaches

 

[Replicant]

Good for cooking and for making cakes.

Limes and Papaya. Oh lord, SOMEONE PLEASE DESTROY THESE FRUITS.

Discuss.

If you have constipation, this is the one of the few fruits you'd have to eat to try to alleviate the problem. No, seriously.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Good for cooking and for making cakes.



If you have constipation, this is the one of the few fruits you'd have to eat to try to alleviate the problem. No, seriously.

Who the fuck makes cakes with limes? Also, don't prunes help with constipation?

 

[BorkBork]

No good salsa or ceviche can be made without lime juice. Lime leaves also kick ass for cooking south asian cusine.

 

[proposition]

so i'm glad we all agree, limes are great, greatness gone is poopy

 

[tri_willy]

time for someone to make an anti-thesis of this thread. the most useful fruits ever!!!

 

[ten5ive9ine]

so i'm glad we all agree, limes are great, greatness gone is poopy

It's so tempting to call Greatness Gone the most useless fruit ever...