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The National Anthem Doesn't Even Slap

Serious (ish) answer though, I've always thought Fanfare for the Common Man would make for a good national anthem. No words to memorize, simple instrumentation (Horns/Drum) and its pretty easy to edit down to around 90 seconds for sporting events.
 
Although:
"203 year consecutive streak of getting no spins in the club."

I'm sure there's some club out there somewhere that "spins" the U.S. National Anthem...
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Ugh.
 
I'm not a fan of anthem's in general (the meaning behind them etc etc). Though I've never thought the US Anthem was trash. It has a rather pleasing sound.
 
Serious (ish) answer though, I've always thought Fanfare for the Common Man would make for a good national anthem. No words to memorize, simple instrumentation (Horns/Drum) and its pretty easy to edit down to around 90 seconds for sporting events.

I'd be down for using the 20th Century Fox intro fanfare. Short, wordless, and always gets me hyped.
 
If they changed the national anthem to "Real American" by Rick Derringer you wouldn't have to worry about people sitting for the anthem. They'd all be rocking.
 
I like jimmy Hendrix version. But yea that doesn't have an Andre 3000 verse either so I see the problem

Or we could use the ruff Ryder's anthem too just tell the trump dummies Roosevelt wrote it
 
I'd be down for using the 20th Century Fox intro fanfare. Short, wordless, and always gets me hyped.

I can see a dystopian future where the ashes of this society are dug up and historians trying to make sense of our odd way of life determines the 20th Century Fox fanfare was some sort of religious signifier of great importance.
 
When the national anthem comes on and it doesn't bang

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Star Spangled Banner doesn’t have a verse from Thugga

Shit’s corny, been around 200 years and never even sniffed the Billboard charts
 
as a foreigner I feel like the US anthem is good when used sparingly, but obviously it's mandated to be sung at anything above a ribbon cutting so it begins to grate

it's a bit like bohemian rhapsody. great song, but if you have to hear it every two minutes you'll begin to hate it, and it's not great if your average person can't sing it.
 
as a foreigner I feel like the US anthem is good when used sparingly, but obviously it's mandated to be sung at anything above a ribbon cutting so it begins to grate

it's a bit like bohemian rhapsody. great song, but if you have to hear itevery two minutes you'll begin to hate it, and it's not great if your average person can't sing it.
No

Bohemian Rhapsody goes

The National Anthem

Does not

Now Ruff Ryder's Anthem? GOES HARD AS FUCK
 
I've got yer national anthem right here.

"Gringos Son Puercos Feos"

Stamping out the ancient cultures to spread a new disease
Sailing on a dollar sign across the seven seas
The banner is white, blue, and red
The locust's flight to swarm the dead
A buzzing plague to cage the lost
The spreading web breeds holocaust
The Third World's in your sweaty hands
You bleed 'em dry and rape their lands
You loan 'em cash to kill their soils
White bureaucrats divide the spoils

Swirling red and blue lights flash upon the housing walls
My back against the lockless doors of countless bathroom stalls
Sifting through a puzzled life until the pieces click
Wading through America—the hate, the lies, the sick

(I'm) spittin' at the flag you wave
(I'm) pityin' the life you gave
The propaganda zombifies
To stuff your head with hateful lies
(And) violence really keeps the peace
All across the Middle East
With diligence, we scorch the soil
And siphon out their precious oil

All these patriotic lies oft sicken me to wake
How much shit and disrespect are we supposed to take
While you chant amongst the bleachers, "USA is number one!"
We'll cheer the empire crumbling down to rot beneath the sun

We have to be the winning team
Democracy's a dying dream
And everything is classified
To keep our terror justified
We have to keep our engines filled
So what if foreign blood is spilled?
I'm blind to the reality
If the media lies, it's news to me

This is what you're proud of when you have your little flag
A sovereign nation brutalizing a wetted paper bag

And all the world's a cage
We're locked upon the stage

(In a) Capitalist society
We're threatened by autonomy
Their labor must belong to us
In cash and greed and God we trust
(It's) just another policy
To cripple their economy
Bury them in endless debt
To the World Bank and the IMF
(So) I'm burnin' up the flag you wave
I'm dancin' on your fuckin' grave
You're sellin' devastating death
You're suckin' souls and robbin' breath
And your greed's a blasphemy
You're profitin' from misery
Where will all this madness end?
When the money burns and cities rend

(The Rain)
A golden sunset in darkest night
It melts the skin and blinds the sight
A fungal cloud of blackened ash
The rain floods down to spark the rash
Into your mind, the sickness bores
While underground, they lock the doors
You glide into abysmal deep
Escape, escape, to sleep
 
What about the Jimi Hendrix version?

I actually like our anthem. It stands up well against other anthems that I've heard during the Olympics n shit. I mean I don't cry over it but I can't say it doesn't make me swell with patriotic pride.
 
Semi-serious suggestion for alternate anthem: Battle Hymn of the Republic

More serious suggestion: This Land Is Your Land

Both examples of songs about America that embrace a more inclusive and progressive vision of the country. Also just plain better songs than the Star Spangled Banner.

Couldn't really complain about Int'l Players Anthem though.
 
International Players Anthem is one of those songs that just gets me ready for whatever's ahead man.

WE GOT YOUR BACK LIKE CHIROPRAC
 
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