Paper burns and gets wrecked in the wash. I've never seen a melted polymer note - they don't melt in hot cars. There's a higher probability of having some money put through the wash than inadvertently putting some in the oven with your quiche.
You're already in a dark area paying women to give you sexual thrills. How much self respect have you really got left at that point?
Now I want to go to a strip club
Paper doesn't require Oil to make.