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[P:axMagellanic]

Ohh dear.

 

[Fbh]

Looks ok.
I just find the more grounded art direction and muted colors kind of boring, and seemingly every character being played by some well known actor is distracting.

 

[falconhoof]

"You're pining for a daddy you didn't even know, like some sniveling bastard"
― Homer, The Odyssey (Probably, dunno, didn't read it, Chris Nolan)

 

[IDKFA]

"My dad is coming home"

Lmao

"You're pining for a daddy you didn't even know, like some sniveling bastard"
― Homer, The Odyssey (Probably, dunno, didn't read it, Chris Nolan)

I'm shocked that Nolan wrote the script for this film. The dialogue from the trailer is shite.

I watched the trailer again and I'm just not into it. The dialogue, the odd accent choices (looking at Tom Holland and Robert Patterson) the bizarre costume design (was that late medieval plate armour??), the random casting......

Nah.

 

[touchfuzzy]

Looks unbelievably boring and probably has the runtime to match. Easy pass. Even the visuals are drab and boring.

 

[AJUMP23]

I just read the worst rumor that Eliot Page is playing Achilles.

 

[falconhoof]

I just read the worst rumor that Eliot Page is playing Achilles.

Achilles in heels?

 

[Billbofet]

How did Pedro Pascal not make it into this movie?

 

[AJUMP23]

How did Pedro Pascal not make it into this movie?

He refuses to wear a helmet now.

Achilles in heels?

Yes, the heel of all warriors.

 

[ElFenomeno]

This gives me Battlefield Earth vibes, but better shot.

 

[thefool]

Sadly, that was not a particularly good trailer.