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The Official Halo 3 Thread

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Remember this? lol

Halo: Halos in Space

Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly. Joe Chief was one day in a place and shooting wepon at targits and then got a call on the space tv in the ship that said to him "JOE CHIEF ALIENS ARE SHOTING AT SHIP COME HERE QUICK" so he went.

Joe Chief ran fast there to where bullets were from aliens and took out his wepons and shot at space to hit ships. Aliens started flying from space into Joe Chiefs ship so he had to do somthing quick. Joe Chief punched a alien and ran fast to get big wepon from the lock room so he went there and got it and shot alien again in teh legs and they fell and Joe Chief shot again and killd them. Joe Chief lookd at dead aliens and said to them "Aliens we are human people and you are aliens but we dont need to kill things like us" and then pushed them into space.

After teh normil aliens the flood came and every thing got wet and messy and lightningy becaus water hit teh space tv and all the things and made sparks. After teh aliens sent the flood other aliens with big heads came and Joe Chief had to runaway becaues there was to many of those and they were killing other human people on teh ship.

"Human people army guys hurry and come in ship!" Joe Chief said to the human people there becaus aliens were killing them and he was in a escape ship and ready to go. 3 other human people came just in time becaus the big ship blew up n they were flying fast in space and going to the Halo to meet the army base and get ready fo tight.

Joe Chief had to fly fast and go a round tings liek alien ships and things. Then out of no where BOOM happend and the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space then another one closed it and said "NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.

Joe Chief lookd a front of him and seen alien shooting at him so he did a barral roll and teh lasers went around him and went away. Joe Chief sawd the Halo in Space so he put the ship faster and went there quick becaus a lot of aliens were there. Joe Chief shot like "bang bang bang" from teh ship and made aliens blow up and then landed ship on Halo.

Joe Chief said to teh other 2 army guys "Were here now get wepon n kill aliens fast" so they did but when they left a ship landed and skwashed them.

Human people army guys were all dying fast and Joe Chief had to save them but he didnt know how but then he saw something and went to it and piced it up and said "no we win" to himself.

to be continued...?
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There's a ytmnd, but I like just reading it better.
 
GhaleonEB said:
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he has a nice letter
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Does he have sup3r cansir? :(

xxjuicesxx said:
RBTB has now become SBTB with a visible number.
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Orly?
 
GhaleonEB said:
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he has a nice letter
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"Dear Mr. Eddie, I am honoured by your request. The method to secure Recon is as follows:

> Acquire the paws of three unicorns and beard clippings of a one Luke Smith
> Finely grate it all onto half a plate of vegetarian lasagna
> Dump contents of the plate into a pot and mix evenly
> Drink potion and wait for Recon
> Do not go swimming for at least a half-hour after ingestion"

Send it! Send it now!
 
Wow I just had a pretty insane stick, I think it's definatly worth downloading off my fileshare.

On Blackout I threw a sticky from the back of the BR Tower to the front of the Sniper Tower. It was pretty epic.

The best part of it all was that I jokingly said to my friend "watch this" assuming I would make a total ass of myself but instead I stuck him. It was hilarious.

Anyway here's the play by play and the video.

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Video on Fileshare
 
How is it logical to send me a FR as soon as we get into the pre-game lobby, and then corpse hump + melee my body throughout the entire game, THEN expect me to accept the request? -_-
 
Domino Theory said:
How is it logical to send me a FR as soon as we get into the pre-game lobby, and then corpse hump + melee my body throughout the entire game, THEN expect me to accept the request? -_-
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That's his way of saying he likes you.
 
Domino Theory said:
How is it logical to send me a FR as soon as we get into the pre-game lobby, and then corpse hump + melee my body throughout the entire game, THEN expect me to accept the request? -_-
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Probably was rechecking his friends list before the game had started, then when he noticed that you hadn't by the time the game started, he got pissed.
 
JdFoX187 said:
EazyB, you getting on any time soon?
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I've got finals next week and a bunch of shit to do leading up till then but hopefully I'll be able to get a few games in here and there.

I gotta have me some RBTB when it's unlocked.
 
Just read "Shield World" on AJ...
Whatever Halo 4 brings upon its release, don’t fool yourself into thinking that you won’t be in line waiting for it when it does…
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EazyB said:
I've got finals next week and a bunch of shit to do leading up till then but hopefully I'll be able to get a few games in here and there.

I gotta have me some RBTB when it's unlocked.
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You have to be online tomorrow, Eazy! So far our group will consist of you, me, Nutter, Blood, Ram (if he gets on tomorrow), OverHeat (maybe), Metroid (hopefully), and any 8th for RBTB pwnage.
 
Ramirez said:
Thermite ran me off the side of a cliff last night, I just wanted to bareback snipe, and he betrayed my trust. I never do those types of shenanigans. sadface
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WHATTTTTTT!? My bad, dude. You should have said something if you really wanted to bareback snipe.
 
I'm getting ready for finals as well, but I'm hoping we'll be able to get some big HaloGAF games tomorrow.

As many of you know, there's a large number of people who are regular posters in HaloGAF threads and PoliGAF, and tomorrow night we have reason to celebrate. I think it would be cool to celebrate with some Halo games.

As I said, I'm getting ready for finals, but I'm preparing some special maps, like "Construct Change we can Believe in," as well as some special gametypes, like "Yes we can," a game mode for the underdogs, as an AR team takes on a BR team.

It will be fun. Come play tomorrow.
 
Hey, what could be causing this? Whenever I play with my one particular friend, both system link at his house and online, some maps don't work. It's really strange. If you try to load up certain maps like Snowbound, Valhalla, Beaver Creek and a few others, his name will just flash and the maps won't load.

What would be the problem here?
 
Domino Theory said:
Metroid, get online!
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Can't, gotta wake up early tomorrow.

Dun b mad.

Hey, what could be causing this? Whenever I play with my one particular friend, both system link at his house and online, some maps don't work. It's really strange. If you try to load up certain maps like Snowbound, Valhalla, Beaver Creek and a few others, his name will just flash and the maps won't load.
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...Beaver Creek?

Anyways, it's probably a failure to load content, caused by either mistakes in the hard drive cache or scratches on the disk.
 
Domino Theory said:
How is it logical to send me a FR as soon as we get into the pre-game lobby, and then corpse hump + melee my body throughout the entire game, THEN expect me to accept the request? -_-
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About as logical as it is to have 3 idle guys in your game cause they are sending you FRs and messages saying "How did you get recon?" and "Can you be my friend plz?"

although an amusing story: Some guy recognized my name even though I wasn't wearing recon. Towards the end of the game everyone was talking about me and the guy who recognized me said "Lets all wish Lintendo goodbye!" and then in unison about 2/3s of the players went "BYE LINTENDO".

>_>
 
People are so fucking pathetic. It's fucking armor for you in-game character for fuck's sakes. Are people in our society really this desperate to find some way to feel good about themselves? Really sad.
 
Metroidvania said:
...Beaver Creek?

Anyways, it's probably a failure to load content, caused by either mistakes in the hard drive cache or scratches on the disk.
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Sorry, Isolation. The one that's kinda like the Halo 2 map.

And I'll mention clearing the cache to him, hopefully that'll do something.
 
the disgruntled gamer said:
People are so fucking pathetic. It's fucking armor for you in-game character for fuck's sakes. Are people in our society really this desperate to find some way to feel good about themselves? Really sad.
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Tell me about it, Omlet forked over mountains of cash to buy recon... so sad.
 
urk/Daravon,

It's 6.54 am. I have been drinking for the last 14 hours and have not eaten in 16. My taxi arrives in two hours to bring me to the airport, and I have not yet packed. Returning Halo 3 night might be off. I will try my best to play through the pain, but I think I may have bested even myself.
 
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