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HALLOWEEN XXX is coming!!
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SMASH PICTURES Announces HALLOWEEN XXX - Porn Parody[/B]


One of the most revered horror movies of all time will be sexified with an upcoming adult video version.

For Immediate Release: April 7th, 2011

(Chatsworth, CA) Smash Pictures (http://smashpictures.com/) invites you to take a sexual tour through Haddonfield on the most thrilling night of the year in HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody! Set to lens soon, HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody is an X-rated re-imagining of the classic film. It was thirty three years ago that one of the recognizable horror movies of all time was unleashed and the name Michael Myers became part of pop culture. Now, Smash Pictures revisits that familiar territory with an adult video parody of that iconic film. The nubile babes in danger, the voyeuristic view point of Michael, the sexual escapades of the partying young adults, all elements ripe for parody and to be explored in HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody.

“We’re quite excited about this project and are going all out,” says Stuart Wall-VP of Smash Pictures. “I really believe this film will please fans of the original as well as people who want to see erotically entertaining adult movies.”

HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody will begin filming in the next few months. To find a porn counterpart to John Carpenter, Smash Pictures looked to award winning veteran adult film director Jim Powers to lens this tribute. Powers has filmed well over a thousand X-rated films and has established himself as a director well-versed in premiere erotica. Powers, himself a fan of the original movie, plans to surprise viewers with the parody. “I’m really going to stay true to the source material,” Powers explained. “It’s rich with sexual overtones that we could utilize. Fans of the movie are going to be thrilled to see how we take the layers of the Carpenter film and have fun with it.”

Casting for the parody’s version of the iconic roles made famous by Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Nick Castle and P.J. Soles will take place next month. Smash Pictures is looking for talent to re-create the memorable scenes. Be it the sexually charged playfulness of Annie Brackett and Lynda Van Der Klok or the dominating presence of Myers, Smash Pictures wants to stay true to the feel of the original. There is also a standing invitation to any of the ’78 Halloween cast to cameo in HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody.

The HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody boxcover design plays a perfect homage to the movie poster artwork, with its uniquely sexy take. A set of female silhouettes form the unmistakable pumpkin shape, while Michael’s trademark knife is present in the forefront. Even the recognizable tag line is lampooned with “The Night He Came!” The DVD will come specially packaged in a eye-catching Point Of Purchase display for video stores to capitalize on Halloween sales.

HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody is slatted, fittingly, for an October release. This Halloween, be prepared for the night he came!

For more Smash Pictures, please visit: SmashPictures.com

For sales & info contact:
Stuart at 818/772-7219 X 104
Email: Stuart@smashpictures.com

 

[Sanjuro]

Will Jaime Lee Curtis be in it?

 

[Snaku]

Michael x Laurie!

 

[Darkman M]

You can't wait to bust that nut huh?

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

I don't think I want to see the porn equivalent of Donald Pleasence.

 

[lightless_shado]

Hand should be holding a dildo.

 

[alr1ght]

will it be better than Psycho?

 

[AlmostMilk]

Rule 34

 

[TheUsual]

Any necrophilia in this?

 

[wenis]

So he's going to fuck his sister in the beginning of the movie then?

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

will it be better than Psycho?

More important will it be better than The Munsters.

 

[Ezalc]

I was kind of hoping for Inception XXX....

"No we have to go deeper!"

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

LOL "the night he came"

 

[brandonh83]

Can't wait.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

I was kind of hoping for Inception XXX....

"No we have to go deeper!"

im waiting for Gears of Whores

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Damn I should have did a thread for this.

The Sleek Cover Engages Trekkies’ Fervor!

Revolution X and Digital Sin are proud to release the box art for the adult movie event of the year, Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody. The out-of-this-world cover transports porn light years into the future, where an action-packed story and FX combine with hot sex to form the ultimate adult viewing experience. Featuring Captain Picard, Dr. Crusher and the rest of the fan-favorite characters, the cover engages Trekkies’ fervor, while causing them to circle the May 5th street date on their calendars. “This film is as accurate a depiction of Star Trek characters sex lives as you’re likely to find,” writes Patrick Kindlon of pop culture site BleedingCool.com. “A true Trekkie, Hain has gone to great lengths to retain not only the feel of the series but also as many nuances as possible…The cast is surprisingly dead-on…In addition to being well cast, the talent is enthusiastic about the work.”

To download the box art for Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody, visit: http://www.nsdspress.com/__PublicRelations/sheets/StarTrekTNGAXXXParody.jpg.

Director Sam Hain says, “Our video and photo editors have been working non-stop on this movie since we wrapped in February. Because of the love we all have for the show, it’s been imperative every detail is perfect. Now there’s a whole new level of excitement as we are positioned to begin releasing photo teasers and trailers, with the DVD street date right around the corner. We are all extremely proud of this movie.”

In addition to spotlighting the cast on the sleek cover, fans are treated to a glimpse of the movie’s epic battle scene between The Enterprise and a Romulan Warbird. The battle scene and subsequent FX took 60 days to create in postproduction, making it the largest and most comprehensive special effects undertaking Revolution X and Digital Sin have ever done.

With realism being key for a successful porn adaptation of the Star Trek: The Next Generation franchise, casting became more important than ever. In addition to using performers known for their acting talents, most of the cast selected consider themselves loyal “Star Trek” fans. The pitch-perfect cast includes: April O’Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Dr. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi ), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf) and Tim Cannon (security officer). In addition, a mainstream Patrick Stewart double named Giles was cast to play Captain Picard.

To download the official promotional photos from Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody, visit: http://axxxparody.com/startrekxxx/.

As media releases photos and articles from the set of Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody, the buzz for the movie reached immense heights. In addition to coverage from BleedingCool.com, top Trekkie, sci-fi, pop culture, comic and entertainment websites reported on the movie.

“[Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody] is a loving tribute and unofficial sequel to a classic TNG episode starring some major Trekkie porn stars, not to mention an uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator,” wrote Alasdair Wilkins of Gawker Media’s io9.com. “Everything looks amazing. They built an entire 360-degree set for the Enterprise Bridge, and the costumes and wigs really evoke the look of The Next Generation’s character. They even brought in a renowned Patrick Stewart impersonator from London to bring Captain Picard to life.”

NerdBastards.com writer Luke Gallagher posted, “Does it live up to that naughty “lost episode” you imagined it would be? Well, don’t ask me. I haven’t seen it. I’ll tell you what though, the sample pics on Fleshbot.com certainly live up to my nerd fantasy fulfillment. The uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator is reason enough to watch.”

To view a safe-for-work collection of photos the cast and crew posted on social networking sites, visit: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=332618&id=335705030914&ref=mf.

For safe-for-work trailers for all of Revolution X and Digital Sin’s acclaimed parodies, visit www.AXXXParody.com.

To view the latest information about all Revolution X, Digital Sin and New Sensations’ titles, visit www.NewSensations.com,www.Twitter.com/NSDSxxx, or www.YouTube.com/NewSensationsTV.
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[brandonh83]

Would only be fitting that Sam Hain directs Halloween XXX...

 

[threenote]

I like porn.

 

[ShdwDrake]

Nothing beats:

 

[7aged]

And the thread below this is: Let's share our embarrassing boner stories!

Well done GAF

 

[From The Dust]

I kinda want to watch these parodies for shits and giggles

 

[ohhthegore]

Day one

 

[7aged]

Nothing beats:

Which was more cheesy? The original or the parody?

 

[Ezalc]

Nothing beats:

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Batmanparody.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

The other batman parody had the busty blonde robin. I think that wins.

 

[Snake]

Damn I should have did a thread for this.

Goddamn, that is some great porn-casting for Picard.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Goddamn, that is some great porn-casting for Picard.

Not so much for Levar Burton.

 

[Shapingo]

Not so much for Levar Burton.

who would be better? Don't say B. Pumper.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

who would be better?

Someone not as filled out as the current dude, same with Data. lol

Worf on the other hand looks like hes gonna tap ass at warp speed.

That said the most dead on casting (well some of those Batman ones are pretty good) was the Scully chick from the X Files porn.

 

[DeadTrees]

I don't think I want to see the porn equivalent of Donald Pleasence.

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding, even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and [pauses, dazed]...the blackest cock...the devil's cock. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up in my spare bedroom because I realized what was living within that boy's cock was purely and simply...evil."

 

[JoeBoy101]

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding, even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and [pauses, dazed]...the blackest cock...the devil's cock. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up in my spare bedroom because I realized what was living within that boy's cock was purely and simply...evil."

Orsonwellsclapping.gif

 

[G-Fex]

star trek and holloween...

whats next a predator parody?

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding, even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and [pauses, dazed]...the blackest cock...the devil's cock. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up in my spare bedroom because I realized what was living within that boy's cock was purely and simply...evil."

LOL.

 

[kurahadol]

star trek and holloween...

whats next a predator parody?

If it bleeds, we can fuck it.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

If it bleeds, we can fuck it.

Hmm, has the Gay Porn industry tried doing any of these parody films yet? I mean the amount of material isn't as numerous as with straight genre material, but I have to assume there is some.

 

[Henchmen21]

Hmm, has the Gay Porn industry tried doing any of these parody films yet? I mean the amount of material isn't as numerous as with straight genre material, but I have to assume there is some.

Thankfully none afaik. We seem to have more taste than that.

 

[fallengorn]

Goddamn, that is some great porn-casting for Picard.

No kiddin'. They should just cranking out parodies based off of Patrick Stewart's filmography.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Damn I should have did a thread for this.

He should do Xmen next.

 

[Salmonax]

How the fuck does that Star Trek poster not say "Engorge!"?

 

[Snaku]

No kiddin'. They should just cranking out parodies based off of Patrick Stewart's filmography.

Stewart's skit in Extras is ripe for porn parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

 

[cnizzle06]

He should do Xmen next.

Don't you mean XXXmen?

 

[dragonlife]

I would let James Deen have his way with me, but probably not in the Robin outfit (still kinda would, though).

 

[deadmuffin]

still won't beat

 

[Juanadams]

Hahah all these are great. SO funny.

 

[Like the hat?]

how do they become "the official _____ parody"?

 

[NotebookJ2]

To be honest, I'm kinda shocked that they haven't done many of these already.

still won't beat

I knew I saw that one poster's avatar from somewhere, ha ha.

 

[7aged]

still won't beat

Uncle Phil lost a few pounds.

 

[crazy monkey]

 

[TheSeks]

Will Jaime Lee Curtis be in it?

Will we get to see her beaver, even?

Spoiler

Begging for JodyFoster'sBeaverpuppetonMelGibson'shand.gif

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

will it be better than Psycho?

Kagney Linn Carter is so fuckin' hot, but this gets me thinking, so... they're gonna robotically fuck in a series of surgically choreographed shots, and then Michael Myers is gonna come in and knife somebody? Not sure if want :l Maybe if it was Mike Myers playing Michael Myers...

 

[AColdDay]

I believe there was a Scrubs parody as well.