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On Monday, my wife and I thought we got food poisoning. Violently puking every hour or so with dihareea neither of which stopped until 24 later. Feaver, chills and sever joint pain.

My wife was crying at times because it hurt so much to throw up.

We are better now (turns out it was a very bad stomach bug we caught at a 2 year olds birthday), and she said it was worse the the time she got sick and nearly died in Nepal. She had to go on IV antibiotics in what she describes as an "open air concept afghani bomb shelter"
 
I smoked a lot of weed by myself at my grandparent's lakehouse in my early 20's and it seemed to fuck me up mentally and physically for a while. Not sure if it was laced with something or what, but I got really paranoid, lost all of my appetite and had to force myself to eat for two or three weeks, blood in stool, vomiting, couldn't sleep, etc. It wasn't as bad as pneumonia, strep throat, etc but it was not enjoyable lol. One good thing is I lost a ton of weight and was wearing normal sized clothes for the first time since grade school. Girls started hitting on me kinda often for a while and I had no fucking idea how to react to it.
 
sheesh, did he see you had cyanosis or something? i dunno what the fingernail test is, i assume you were like turning blue from low O2

That is what happened when I went in. The funny thing is I had been to the same ER a day and a half earlier and they just gave me a Z pack despite barely having the energy to walk in.
 
When I was a kid, I had pneumonia for about 2 weeks, so that was probably the worst single instance. But I also had pretty bad asthma back in those days and I would have to go to the emergency room constantly. There was one point where I had to stay in the hospital for like a week, though it wasn't necessarily cause I was sick at the time, but rather the doctors wanted to monitor me (this was more annoying than actual suffering, though).
 
sheesh, did he see you had cyanosis or something? i dunno what the fingernail test is, i assume you were like turning blue from low O2

This is the first time I've ever heard that word so I don't think so, unless he told my parents. All I was told is that I have peumonia bad enough that it would've killed a kid or elderly person (yeah they said that to me at the hospital, wtf?) and that most people at my age usually get walking pneumonia so it was kind of rare.

From what I gathered with the fingernail thing – I guess if you press on them you see the area you press on turn white, and then quickly returns to a normal color. Mine didn't, they just stayed white. Apparently that's bad and relates to the O2 levels in your blood?
 
Last month. I got the flu around February 12th. It started as a stomach bug that had me queasy and throwing up. Then the main event hit that Wed night, coughing all night and hacking up stuff. It wasn't fun. I finally went to the Dr Thurs but the Tamiflu didn't do much. By about a week into it I was very dehydrated and was starting to have hand and foot cramps. I actually had a seizure Tuesday afternoon on Feb 21st and was in the hospital for the rest of the week. I was fully recovered by the time I got out.

I've never been that sick before, never been that dehydrated, never had a seizure before. Here it is a month later and I'm still trying to sort out the final medical bills.
 
I have never caught anything bigger than a flu making me spit blood or gastroenteritis, and the mandatory chickenpox as a kid.


Not illnesses, but... Maybe several surgical interventions with hospital stays, Mostly the appendectomy. I spent a few months sick and in pain until they found what it was and I had to go to the hospital. Nothing has been shittier than that. I may have had much worse and dangerous operations that will scare people if I ever mention them, but none of them had the slow agony of the goddamned appendix.
 
The most miserable was the immediate moments after I broke my septum (I was 8) and when I got it fixed (I was 28). The day after the operation was quite an experience.

Sick-wise, i think it was whatever I had since October to January, where during a month I had a nausea throughout the all day. I just wanted to vomit, but without doing so. Not eating would make me fell ill, and eating while being nauseated is horrific. After a while I thought I really had something bad, but nothing came up outside of chronic gastritis and the presence of the helicobacter bacteria. The acute symptoms lasted for quite a while, and I usually had aggravated symptoms post-sleeping which made me hate the act of going to sleep. And then I killed the bacteria, was able to get off the pump-acid inhibitors and it seems i got better. I had some relapses of some nausea but it went away.

Just very very weird. I was really miserable cause I just had no idea what I had nor how I would get better. A sense of total impotence.
 
From what I gathered with the fingernail thing – I guess if you press on them you see the area you press on turn white, and then quickly returns to a normal color. Mine didn't, they just stayed white. Apparently that's bad and relates to the O2 levels in your blood?

Ah, that makes sense too. fingers probably have a ton of capillaries since they are so sensitive, so it must be troubling when the blood doesnt rush back in
 
Bronchitis to where if I drank water, I would actually start choking because of how stuffed and swollen my throat was.

Stomach flu. Vomiting for about 1.5 days straight. Extreme pain.

Pneumonia. Fuck this shit. Disgusting, hurts like hell and lasts for way too long.
 
Had a skin infection once that almost killed me.. Wasn't particularly painful, but made me real sleepy and when I finally went to see a doctor about it they rushed me to ER and was told I was hours away from dying. Basically I used the wrong kind of lotion (body shop scented lotion) to treat a tattoo I got because I was sleeping over somewhere and forgot the vitamin E lotion I was suppose to use at home.
 
I got the flu Christmas Eve 2010. I woke up with a fever, vomited everywhere. Went to the hospital, had to get in IV to get hydrated. It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had in my life. I slept all Christmas Day, and I was constantly dehydrated, even drinking water all day did nothing for me. What's worse was a few days later I had 50 yard line seats at a Falcons-Saints MNF game, and had to miss because I couldn't get out of bed.

Sucks.
 
I had glandular fever in my teens. Its no exaggeration to say that I wanted to die. It was painful to move a muscle.
 
Pneumonia, about 12 years ago.

I was helping my mother move out of her apartment in Iowa, with her sister (my aunt) there for company. After a day of moving boxes downstairs into the truck, I got tired. But then I started to get unusually tired - sitting down in a chair and suddenly feeling 4x as heavy as I was. It was clear I was getting sick, and since my mother had a weakened immune system, she went to stay the night in the hotel her sister was at, so I could sleep alone in the apartment.

It was a good plan, but that was a terrible mistake. I went downhill very, very fast, fever rising out of control and my body weakening. I spent the night disoriented and trying desperately to get the phone to work - turns out it was already cut off, in preparation for the move. I was too disoriented to find a light switch and spend the night flopping around on the floor.

Come dawn I was too weak to stand or even move much. The fever was sky-high and it was difficult to breathe. I crawled to the door and inched my way down the hall, tapping on doors trying to get help. It was early Sunday morning in a college town, and nobody was up. I got to the stairs and all I could do was lay face down on them and let gravity help me down. I got onto the porch area and passed out at the stairs leading to the sidwalk.

That's where my mom and aunt found me. They got me to the hospital where my fever was in the 105-106 range, IIRC. X-rays confirmed I had one lung filling up with fluid, and subsequent tests, what the culprit was.

I was five days in the hospital recovering. The doctor told me he thinks I was a few hours from my brain starting to shut down. I have diminished lung capacity from it, and still get winded very easily. I had respiratory illness regularly for a couple years after, including two bouts with bronchitis.

Closest I've come to dying. I keep the x-ray of my lungs around as a reminder that now matter how shitty life is, I'm so happy still be here.
 
A few years ago, I was living on-campus and had been feeling really terrible, in a way that I'd never felt before. It was the middle of winter, the temperature was below freezing. It was snowing.

I was taking some pretty extreme classes and didn't really want to miss anything, so I decided to go to class anyways. The dorms I lived in were a bit away from the education buildings, sort of tucked into a corner across a little road, so it was maybe a 10-15 minute walk to class.

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I had a rad scooter though, so it took me maybe 5 minutes. I reached the building, locked up my scooter, walked inside, felt like I was going to die, turned around, unlocked my scooter, and began to scoot back.
I made it about halfway home when I stopped being able to scoot. My path back took me behind the buildings through a small path in little garden, and that's where I was when I began to use my scooter as a stabilizer to keep me upright as I struggled to take one step after another. It was 8:50 and most likely nobody was going to be coming by for almost two hours. I dropped the scooter, fell down to my hands and knees and just laid there on the cement. I remember laying there watching the snow fall by my head on the cement, freezing, thinking that I was going to die there. That somebody would find me in two hours and whatever this sickness was, combined with laying on the ground in the freezing cold would have killed me.
I also remembering being charmed by the idea of dying alone in a garden during a snowstorm. Kind of a cool way to go.
Anyways, I laid there for like 30 minutes, gathered my strength, and was able to shuffle back home into bed. The trip took me 45 minutes when it normally takes me 5. Turns out I had mono. Not exactly known for killing people, but it was still pretty terrible at the time.
 
In middle school after I got my chickenpox vaccine my whole body broke out in a rash and I was out for a week

Also the one time I got something that made me shit my pants. Not a great time.
 
Right now.
Unable to do anything but get out of bed to walk aimlessly or to work, can't attempt to do anything new, for example, I'll try to read/write then my thoughts shut down;
I can't get to sleep until past five every night;
I cry/ whimper all the time.
Trying to get a therapist/ doctor, but I'm so exhausted.
I have items than have been in my amazon queue since Christmas I can't bring myself to buy even though I have a gift card for them.
Everything is triggering me, I have borderline personality disorder so I can't stop thinking about suicide but that has been happening all my life so I'm not going to do anything but it fucking sucks.
I think the trauma of being homeless and being sexually harassed and forced to fight to defend myself is also adding up, plus I'm in an environment where my current manager has every right to be inconsiderate of my issues, so I have to deal with that too.
I just want to lay in bed nonstop; depression is definitely hitting full force with anxiety and everything.
 
Graphic warning.

I had the norovirus at the start of the year. 11 days straight of pure liquid coming out of me every 20-40 minutes. Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, I basically lived off crackers, an occasional banana, and water.

I lost 16 pounds, too.
 
I've had strep, food poisoning, cold/flu, etc. but my worst illness was definitely appendicitis.

I was about 28-29 at the time and I thought it was food poisoning or a stomach bug initially. As the pain increased and I couldn't eat or poop anymore I finally went to the doctor. He did a blood test and immediately sent me to a specialist who scheduled and began prepping me for surgery. Later that night I was in the hospital being cut open so they could remove my appendix. It was pretty scary.

More recently I have had 2 perianal abscesses. These were terribly painful and required me getting local anesthesia injected directly into my sphincter so that they could slice open the abscess and drain it. Having this happen twice within a 1 year period was kinda traumatic. thankfully after the second one I haven't had any further repeat issues. Getting old really kinda sucks when it comes to health. lol

Right now.
Unable to do anything but get out of bed to walk aimlessly or to work, can't attempt to do anything new, for example, I'll try to read/write then my thoughts shut down;
I can't get to sleep until past five every night;
I cry/ whimper all the time.
Trying to get a therapist/ doctor, but I'm so exhausted.
I have items than have been in my amazon queue since Christmas I can't bring myself to buy even though I have a gift card for them.
Everything is triggering me, I have borderline personality disorder so I can't stop thinking about suicide but that has been happening all my life so I'm not going to do anything but it fucking sucks.
I think the trauma of being homeless and being sexually harassed and forced to fight to defend myself is also adding up, plus I'm in an environment where my current manager has every right to be inconsiderate of my issues, so I have to deal with that too.
I just want to lay in bed nonstop; depression is definitely hitting full force with anxiety and everything.

I'm sorry to hear how bad of a time you are having. I was diagnosed with BDP at 35 but I often wonder if I might actually be autistic and wasn't diagnosed right. I can't offer much in the way of advice as I have had to deal with my diagnosis and treatment without the medical community because (as you know I am sure) treatment for BDP and mental health in general is not affordable.

I self medicate with Marijuana as all the various anti-depressants, anti anxiety meds and other shit never worked for me. I am not suggesting that you follow this path but it has been the one thing that really grounds me when I have issues with anger and depression.

I hope you are able to cope and find ways to have a better life. Feel free to PM me if you ever need to chat.
 
when i was 19, i had caught the flu. For about 3 days i could not eat solid food or else i would vomit.The day after i was over the flu, i was having real bad chest pain like someone was stabbing me with a knife and my right arm was going numb. so my dad took me to the hospital and their KGB test showed that i was having a heart attack.

So to keep the story short, after about 2 days stuck in the hospital and constant heart pain, we found out that my heart was fine and what cause the "heart attack" was the remains of the flu that was still in my body that had passed through my heart and got stuck there.
 
One time I was so sick I went from shitting my ass off to sticking my head in the same toilet to vomit immediately then to shitting in the toilet again until I was sprawled out on the floor and my wife had to clean me up.\

Stomach flu is the worst.
 
Had mono when I was like 15. basically just puked bile for a week straight. Couldn't keep anything down but water. Lost something like 12 pounds in 5 days.
Highly recommended!
 
Right now OP.
In the hospital for a couple of days now. Diagnosed with Mono. High Fever and aches and pains for 10 days now.
The fever is a killer. Can't sleep when it's high and I just went through a stretch where I got 1 hour of sleep in 48+ hours,
Can't medicate this virus. Rest and liquids. Kill me now!

Because this is so fresh. Props to all the people that have taken care of us! Such anazing people in the healthcare industry.
 
Thrush freshman year. Swollen, painful sores on the tongue. Eating or drinking anything was incredibly painful.

Don't go down on women with yeast infections. I didn't know beforehand, I swear. She didn't say anything.

What was probably worse was dealing with stomach ulcers about 10 years ago. The ulcers healed, but created scar tissue in my stomach that narrowed the passageway from my stomach to my duodenum. Food would build up during the day because it couldn't pass quickly enough through the narrow passageway. I'd fight throwing up every night for the better part of a year. Went through four endoscopies and numerous medicines before doctors had no other options but to slice me open. Went into the surgery thinking I was getting a 1-2 inch (2.5-5 cm) scar, woke up with a 8 inch (20 cm) scar straight down by belly. They realized they couldn't go with the original plan of clearing out the passageway, due to the area being to fragile or something. They had to close off the passageway from my stomach to duodenum and open up a new one from my stomach to jejunum. Took a couple months to recover, but no stomach issues since.
 
Inflamed Stomach for 2 1/2 weeks in my sophomore year of high school. Couldn't keep anything down at first and had to survive on Bananas, skim milk, oatmeal, and applesauce. Lost a lot of weight in the time being.
 
A few incidents come to mind.

In middle school I somehow ruptured the ear drum in my left ear. Had sharp stabbing pain in it for a couple weeks and blood would just kind of constantly leak out of my head. The day to day pain wasn't too bad but the worst part was during a checkup near the end of it, the doctor had to use this super long needle thing to clean out all the dried blood from the ear canal. She really got in there, man. Worst pain I've felt in my life, second only to...

Kidney stone when I was 23. I think if I could've seen it coming and prepared better for it I could've softened the experience a little bit. Instead, I basically slept all day through the initial buildup of pain. Went to bed fine and woke up later that night when I was having a super vivid dream about someone stabbing me in the lower back. Woke up and the dream was real, basically. Stiffly walked to my bathroom, pissed blood, kind of stood there in pain for a minute, then immediately started vomiting into the toilet. Not out of any stomach discomfort, but like, my body's desperate response to intense pain, I guess? Like, "Hey, maybe this will help?" It didn't. Ended up calling my mom and having her take me to the hospital where they gave me some morphine and I pissed it out an hour or two later. Kidney stone was the worst. Morphine was the best.
 
Sickest I've ever been? The evening of Tuesday, November 8th, 2016.

Other than that, I had a hay fever that transitioned into some kind of crazy infection when I was a freshman in college. Probably should have been in the hospital for some of that, but just toughed it out. There was a few day stretch in there where I had so much phlegm that every time I breathed in, a bubble formed in my throat. Every time I exhaled, it popped. Every breath. For days. Drove me nuts.
 
Had a brain tumour almost 20 years ago.

Tumour benign, on meds forever, but what are a few tablets every day?

Other than that, when I was about 13, I got the flu. Not like pretend "Oh I have a bad cold" but the proper flu. Was off with it for 2 weeks. Horrible time.
 
As a kid my temp was so high I was hallucinating.

I always get real sick tho.
 
Some kind of week-long fever / flu type thing. Freely flowing sweats, horrible aches and fever. Dreams became so intense that they verged into hallucinations, in which my bed was the cocoon of some enormous precious moth that several factions of African guerrilla fighters were engaged a protracted gunfight on my block in order to reach.
 
I caught something in Cabo San Lucas ~15 years ago. No nausea but just an incessant cough and fever. Completely zapped my energy/appetite/will to live. I stayed in bed for the last 2 days of our visit. Friends still make fun of me and insist that I was infected by a very uninhibited exotic dancer. They could be right. Good times.
 
I had the flu so bad when I was seven I couldn't get out of bed for more than 10-15 minutes without getting woozy and throwing up. Liquid diet. Trouble sleeping even with powerful medication. That lasted for three days. Then there were a few days of feeling like I had a massive cold, and finally a week where it felt like I was experiencing the world though a haze. When I finally woke up one morning feeling normal, it was like a second lease on life. I never want to feel like that again.

It wasn't even flu season. I somehow managed to catch it in early summer / late spring. So I would sitting there in my bed, looking out the window as my friends and brother would go by having fun.
 
Today woke up with blood all over my pillow. My ear fucking RUPTURED hardcore.

Prone to so many ear infections and ruptured ear drums but the quick ascent and descent of altitude just made my shit POP.
 
When I was sixteen I became mysteriously sick (not because I got sick, as due to my condition I get sick quite a lot, but because it was so severe), throwing up a lot of blood. I was rushed to hospital (my mother says the Gardaí gave us an escort and we got to the hospital in record time, though I only remember lying in the ambulance). They did all sorts of scans, poked and prodded me, and never found out what happened. I nearly died of whatever it was, and had to have a blood transfusion of something like two litres. Scans of my stomach showed nothing. They had no idea what it was, and no clue if it'll ever happen again.

C'est la vie.
 
When I was sixteen I became mysteriously sick (not because I got sick, as due to my condition I get sick quite a lot, but because it was so severe), throwing up a lot of blood. I was rushed to hospital (my mother says the Gardaí gave us an escort and we got to the hospital in record time, though I only remember lying in the ambulance). They did all sorts of scans, poked and prodded me, and never found out what happened. I nearly died of whatever it was, and had to have a blood transfusion of something like two litres. Scans of my stomach showed nothing. They had no idea what it was, and no clue if it'll ever happen again.

C'est la vie.

Did you by any means had something like this ever attached to your mouth?

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I got swine flu the year it first hit the states.

It's not feeling like I was going to die that got to me, it was how close I came to wanting to keel over just so the suffering would stop. Luckily I got over the hump in about 72hrs but that shit was rough.
 
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