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[Pinko Marx]

or what you're gonna start a war with us?

No we'll just take over via cultural influence. Civilization stlye.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

SoCal does though.

enjoy it while you can, the big one looms.

 

[Davidion]

whaaaaaaaaa????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unibroue

It was purchased by Sleeman Breweries Ltd. in 2004, which itself was taken over by Sapporo in 2006

News to me too.

So basically Canada should be the most uncool now amirite?

 

[TheKaeptain]

What the hell? Germans are awesome! (for the most part)

Also Brits > Yankees, in every category, any day of the week!

Except during wars. Which is what really counts.

 

[Fantasy Final]

Canadians super mad rite now.
Go back to listening to Hipster Fire.

Don't piss off Canada. We just sent you Justin Beiber, we can do that again.

 

[bengraven]

 

[nib95]

Americans probably are the coolest to be honest. Overall anyway.

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c

 

[Canova]

Burn you fucking world! burn!!

 

[X26]

US has a better climate.

75%+ of canadians live within 150km of the border, the climate is similar to much of what the average american experiences

 

[Norml]

ha

Americans are the coolest by far!!

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Maybe not satisfying, but pretty understandable.

 

[Davidion]

75%+ of canadians live within 150km of the border, the climate is similar to much of what the average american experiences

So what you're saying is that Canadians are clingy.

 

[low-G]

Interesting, I thought Americans were low in popularity nowadays.

They b hating cuz we so cool

 

[Pinko Marx]

Canadia is like that one nerdy guy in high school that hangs around the cool kid's table, desperately trying to get noticed.

 

[TUSR]

my god.

 

[Deadbeat]

Quebec fucked this up for Canada.

 

[DanteFox]

Call us uneducated. Call us fat. But at least we're the coolest.

 

[S. L.]

Germany 5th uncoolest?
Merkelnator is not pleased

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Canadia is like that one nerdy guy in high school that hangs around the cool kid's table, desperately trying to get noticed.

America is like that popular douchebag jock who has lots of friends and is looked up to in his earlier years but then becomes a laughing stock nobody who everyone else is stepping on in their later years.

AMIRITE.

 

[EvaristeG]

5. French

How the fuck is that possible? Well, We won't miss an opportunity to brag about it (because, you know, that is how we are and it makes us look cool for sure)

 

[Kusagari]

Nice to see the rest of the world knows how lame Canada is.

I mean, come on, they have milk...in bags!

 

[blame space]

How the fuck is that possible? Well, We won't miss an opportunity to brag about it (because, you know, that is how we are and it makes us look cool for sure)

don't tell MetalAlien!

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I am a mix of 1,3, and 8
awesome.

 

[Particle Physicist]

This. Cross the border. Other than Quebec, you'd be hard pressed to find any tangible differences between Canadians and Americans.

They pronounce some things funny... and Vancouver girls are hot as fuck

Spoiler

which is why I married one!

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Nice to see the rest of the world knows how lame Canada is.

I mean, come on, they have milk...in bags!

we have both bags and cartons in canada. Does your country not allow you freedom of choice

 

[Danne-Danger]

Except during wars. Which is what really counts.

Pff, Germany would've taken America in a one-on-one.

Only the Brits were strong enough to hold them off on their own!

 

[Pinko Marx]

I am a mix of 1,3, and 8
awesome.

You can only pick one.

 

[X26]

America is like that popular douchebag jock who has lots of friends and is looked up to in his earlier years but then becomes a laughing stock nobody who everyone else is stepping on in their later years.

AMIRITE.

don't forget the chinese exhange student they picked on is now their boss

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

don't forget the chinese exhange student they picked on is now their boss

lol, accurate as well.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

You can only pick one.

Then, #1
although I have Spanish dual-citizenship.

 

[BLagiver]

Canadians are not cool lol. If it wasn't for this thread then I would of forgot Canada exists. Is Justin Bieber still Canadian or what?

 

[Esch]

man i can taste how salty you guys are from here

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

It's all because America has the best sport that is called football

Yeah, the rest of the world doesn't have any football at all.

 

[smurfx]

only time canadians are deemed kinda cool is when they pretend to be americans.

 

[Wallach]

man i can taste how salty you guys are from here

Must be tough being so close, but yet so far away from real coolness.

 

[blame space]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KngiJUNdsu0

 

[erpg]

Quebec fucked this up for Canada.

There isn't a single cool or interesting cultural thing about Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Nova Scotia, P.E.I, New Brunswick, Newfoundland or Yukon. Sorry buddy. Quebec has it where it counts. Festivals, culture and nightlife.

 

[Davidion]

Must be tough being so close, but yet so far away from real coolness.

You can tell how 75% of Canadians want it so bad.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Quebec sucks, they should leave.

 

[Bluth]

75%+ of canadians live within 150km of the border, the climate is similar to much of what the average american experiences

That assumes most Americans live near the Canadian border, which they don't.

 

[Kusagari]

There isn't a single cool or interesting cultural thing about Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Nova Scotia, P.E.I, New Brunswick, Newfoundland or Yukon. Sorry buddy. Quebec has it where it counts. Festivals, culture and nightlife.

but then you find out the people speak French.

 

[erpg]

but then you find out the people speak French.

And then what happens?

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Hey Canada, we're still friends but do you mind not standing next to America when there are Brazilians nearby? You're really vibe crushing right now and we're trying to keep it cool.

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcDCvQbOdig

 

[X26]

That assumes most Americans live near the Canadian border, which they don't.

northeast US isn't exactly deserted

 

[Pinko Marx]

And then what happens?

Then you grab a chick and find a place where its REALLY poppin.

 

[Kinyou]

Goddammit.

5 least cool country? Are you still mad about that whole world conquering stuff?

 

[Big-E]

What a stupid list. How can the Belgians be the least cool. Who would even think to mention Belgium in a country list of cool countries. Most anyone knows of Belgium is beer and beer is good.

 

[blame space]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA